Episode 1: Back to the Bass

GG: Yes. It's that time of 年 again, When Gossip Girl goes crazy for gossip like she isn't always but yes it's Gossip Girl's birthday, but 你 know the only thing I want is a juicy story on one of our elite...Anyone wanna make Gossip Girl's dreams come true ?

At School.
Serena and Blair are sitting in the courtyard eating lunch.

S: So What happened the other night at Victrola
B: Nothing (looks down)
S: B?
B: Nothing I swear
S: (looks at Blair waiting for an answer)
B: If I give 你 Chuck Bass, A tone of booze and a Whore joint namly Victrola, draw your own conclusion S...

All the Chair 语录 from season 1. :) Because we 爱情 them. Can 你 pick just one? ;)



Episode 1.02 - The Wild Brunch

Chuck: I'm honoured to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.
Blair: You're disgusting.
Chuck: Yes, I am, so why be shy?


Episode 1.03 - Poison Ivy

Blair: You're heinous.
Chuck: Which is probably why 你 called.
Blair: 你 know me well.

Chuck: Admit it, even for me, this is good.
Blair: If 你 weren't such a perv, i'm sure the CIA would hire 你 in a second.
Chuck: Defending my country? There's a future I never imagined.
Blair: With good reason.

Chuck: It's a facility for the...

01. GAMES


I mean, obviously. Chuck/Blair has been a near-constant battle. Games were part of the foundation of their relationship ("You and I bonded over a mutual 爱情 of scheming"), games were part of their undoing. Season 2 is inundated with dialogue about games and stakes, winning and losing. Games + Chuck and Blair's king and 皇后乐队 pretensions = every chess and war cliche reference in the history of ever.

Also obviously, games aren't the point. S2's sabotage, schemes, wagers, and ~seductions are just a way for Chuck and Blair to channel their feelings for each other into a safer type of...

If there is one thing we know about the GG Writers, it’s that they get off on causing pain for Chuck. When they need a plot device in order to 移动 前锋, 期待 a storyline, throwing Chuck under the bus is their go-to move. What’s that 你 say? Chuck is happy? Let’s bring his mom back for the sole purpose of ruining his relationship with Blair. Oh? 你 need to 支持 Dan and Blair’s budding romance? Let’s put Chuck in a coma. Having observed and been thoroughly fascinated 由 Chuck for over four and a half seasons, we are amazed 由 all he has overcome despite the amount of shit that...

Episode 15: Down without love

GG: Frills and frocks, heels and headbands, It all comes out of the closet tonight. The social event of the year... All our U.E.S's will be there, and so will I, Gossip Girl's not missing this event, After all who knows what might happen?

- The Morning of the Charity Ball.

(At the Archibald Apartment)

Nate and Anne are in the apartment.
Nate is trying on his suit for the ball, when his cellphone rings.
Nate looks at the phone and sees it's Chuck.

A: Well aren't 你 going to answer that?
N: It's Chuck
A: Well answer it then he is your best friend Nate
N: (breathes deeply)...

Episode 8: Just Missing

GG: 嘿 Upper East Siders, So things have been a little quiet here over the last few weeks, and Gossip Girl is not happy, What happened to scandal? I can't believe I'm saying this but it looks like Gossip Girl is...Bored!

In Class at Constance.
The teacher is giving a leacture.
Blair is sitting 由 Serena and is looking bored and is not paying attention, because her mind is on other things. (Chuck)

T: (Teacher) And so If 你 all open your text 图书 to page 19, Which will focus on our creative 写作 techniques. So your work for this course will be to write a paper titled...