Chuck: Please don't leave with him.
Blair: Why? Give me a reason... and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.
Chuck: 'Cause 你 don't want to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: 'Cause I don't want 你 to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: What else is there?
The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Chuck: I... I ... [pause]
Blair: Thank you. That's all I needed here.
Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not.
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?
Chuck: Morning, Waldorf!
Blair: It was until now.
Blair: Damn that mother Chucker! He's totally right! I don't even like James!
Blair: Chuck is an awful person. He does awful things.
2. Never Been Marcused
Blair: Squash? I'll squash YOU.
Chuck: It's just a game, Blair.
Blair: Not to me, Basshole. I like him!
Chuck: So do I. And apparently he doesn't have too many friends.
Chuck: I thought 你 might like to meet my friend.
Blair: Why, so she can warn me bout the effects of too much botox?
Blair: Your plan to ruin me totally backfired. Turns out Marcus' mommy is even sicker than 你 are.
Chuck: 你 got along great?
Blair: I think she recognized herself in me. 或者 rather, I recognized something in her.
Chuck: I don't follow.
Blair: All 你 need to know is, 你 lost. It was a solid effort.
Chuck: Tomorrow's another day.
Blair: Good night, Chuck.
Chuck: Good night, Blair.
Blair: Notice how my voice didn't go up at the end? Not a question.
3. The Dark Night
Blair: Not that it's any of your business, but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
Chuck: Really? [pauses] What names does he call 你 when 你 make love? Where does he put his hand? Does he ... [whispers] Have sex with me.
Blair: What?
Chuck: Just once, that's all I ask.
Blair: 你 are disgusting and I hate you.
Chuck: Then why are 你 still holding my hand?
Marcus: Blair, what is it?
Blair: 你 don't understand! I thought it was you! He had an accent!
Chuck: Please, 你 knew exactly who it was.
5. The Serena Also Rises
Chuck: Watching 你 fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.
Blair: And 你 know what 你 give to everybody else, Chuck? Misery. There's a reason you're always out here alone.
Chuck: Nate just happens to be away at his grandparents'.
Blair: Nate is only 老友记 with 你 out of habit! The only person with fewer 老友记 than 你 is Dan Humphrey and even his lame, '90s dad likes him. And that's because he's something you'll never be. A human being.
7. Chuck in Real Life
Chuck: Waving the white flag, are we?
Blair: Not exactly.
Blair: That little troll Vanessa's working my last nerve.
Chuck: Not what I expected.
Blair: Until I realized, this could benefit both of us.
Chuck: 你 had me until "troll."
Blair: Seduce and destroy.
Chuck: What's in it for me?
Blair: The thrill of the impossible.The only person Vanessa loathes 更多 than me ... is you. It will be one for the ages. Maybe you're not up for it. If memory serves, you've had some mechanical problems.
Chuck: I'll just imagine she's you.
Chuck: We both know you'll do it again. It's just a 问题 of when.
Blair: The answer is never.
Chuck: We're inevitable, Waldorf.
Blair: Despite what attraction my body has for you, my brain knows better, and yours should too. Gotta go! I have a disciplinary hearing.
Chuck: My my, that girl has gotten under your skin.
Blair: The 问题 is, 低音 — will you?
Blair: What took 你 so long?
Chuck: If 你 thought that was long, 你 have no idea what you're in for.
8. Pret-a-Poor-J
Blair: I've been thinking about changing my signature scent. I've been trying out a new one, I can't decide if I like it. Would 你 mind?
Chuck: Smells a little like desperation.
Chuck: I'll have one drink with you. Unless 你 can convince why I should stay of course.
Blair. Well, just because we've reached an impasse at a certain issue doesn't mean we can't be friends.
Chuck: I gave 你 a shot, and while your efforts were admirable ... I'm bored. 你 ruined my pants. Goodnight, Blair.
Blair: I have an itch that only Chuck can scratch and he won't oblige unless I tell him I 爱情 him.
Blair: Like a 低音 out of hell.
Blair: 你 have to help me destroy Chuck Bass!
12. It's a Wonderful Lie
Blair: What do we have, Chuck? 你 tell me.
Chuck: Tonight. So shut up. And dance with me.
Blair: She is the loosest girl in class, don't 你 know Chuck doesn't like his 水果 pre-picked?
13. O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
Blair: Only a masochist could ever 爱情 such a narcissist.
Blair: Whatever you're going through, I wanna be there for you.
Chuck: We've talked about this. 你 are not my girlfriend.
Blair: But I am me. And 你 are you. We're Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done, the darkest thought you've ever had, I will stand 由 你 through anything.
Chuck: And why would 你 do that.
Blair: Because I 爱情 you.
Chuck: Well, that's too bad.
Blair: It's his father's funeral. He needs to be here and pay his respects.
Chuck: Respect. My father wasn't shown much of that in his final days.
Chuck: Gotta go, can't talk.
Blair: Go where, everyone 你 know is standing in this room.
Chuck: I don't wanna be here.
Nate: What's he talking about?
Blair: Who knows? When we found him, his shoes were on the wrong feet.
14. In the Realm of the Basses
Blair: Those "matrons" as 你 call them, are helping me build a life. All Chuck can do is destroy one. I'm not abandoning Chuck. I'm just saving myself.
Blair: Have 你 seen Chuck today?
Serena: No. Why?
Blair: Did he come 首页 last night?
Serena: Blair, I don't know. What's wrong?
Blair: Yesterday Kweller caught him smoking 哈希 at school. There was a meeting. And to say it went badly would be an understatement.
Chuck: Dear old Dad? Unfortunately all I know is what he didn't want. Which is me. I'm Chuck Bass!!! ... No one cares.
Blair: I do. Don't 你 understand? I'll always be here. I don't want 你 going anywhere. I couldn't 熊 it. So whatever 你 want to do to yourself, please don't do it to me. Please.
Chuck: I'm sorry.
Blair: It's okay.
15. Gone with the Will
Chuck: I'm having 晚餐 with Blair.
Jack: Reschedule Blair.
Chuck: I can't. She's been a good friend to me.
Chuck: An Italian au pere took care of that.
Blair: Chuck, please.
Chuck: I don't need your help. Stop trying to play the wife.
Chuck: I'm sorry. I screwed up.
Blair: It's too late, Chuck. I stood 由 你 through all of this but I can't watch 你 self-destruct any longer.
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awwww, 爱情 CB scenes, hope they will be together until 3 season
