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victoria and gregory were eating their breakfast. hannah was coming to walk to school with victoria and tristan was coming to go to school with gregory in the limo. chuck was in the 厨房 eating his breakfast aswell and blair was sitting beside him looking over some papers for her work.
G: so who's face do 你 plan on sucking today?
V: i dont suck peoples faces greg, i mearly look for someone who is suitable to be my boyfriend and that means they have to be a good kisser.
G: no you're just 更多 like me than 你 like to admit.
V: no 你 sleep around with girls even though 你 are only 13 and me i will 吻乐队（Kiss） 更多 than 1 boy but it doesnt go any further than that.
B: victoria clair 低音 你 do not go around 接吻 随意 boys and gregory nathanil 低音 你 do not treat girls like that.
V: mom i am only testing to see if they are a good kisser and suitable boyfriend material.
C: no one is suitable boyfriend material for you. (victoria rolls her eye)
G: i was testing out other parts.
B: GREGORY! (chuck smirks and blair slaps him upside the head)
C: what was that for? (laughs)
B: 你 are encoraging him.
C: i wasnt (smirks)
B: yes 你 were, just because 你 were like that with women in school doesnt mean he can.
C: i was like that and now im a married man with three children.
G: yes i think dad is setting a wonderful example.
B: fine if gregory is allowed to sleep around so is victoria.
V: i think thats fair.
C: well i wont encorage him any 更多 but even 你 know i wont be able to stop him he's a bass. just like if victoria wanted to sleep around i wouldnt be able to stop her either. but victoria dont sleep around.
V: i wont daddy.
B: hopefully we wont be having alot of these conversations with maddie when she is older.
G: yeah right. if anything she'll be worse.
KNOCK KNOCK
V: i'll get it (gets up and 答案 the door) hannah come in.
H: oh 由 the way do 你 have your history homework done.
V: no.
H: ok we'll get it off tyler.
B: vicky if i get another phone call about no homework you're getting 你 credit card took off you.
V: oh come on mom i have had alot on my mind lately.
B: oh yeah like what?
V: well...
H: her minions are trying to dethrone her and we are trying to find all the dirt we can on them.
C: remind 你 of anyone sweetie.
B: shut up chuck.
C: plus it's not as if she needs school, she wants to be a CEO i am one, she can have the buisness if she wants it when i cant look after it 或者 im dead.
H: uncle chuck dont say that.
V: yes daddy i dont want to think about 你 been cold and in the ground.
B: he's already got the cold bit down to a fine art (said playfully)
C: oy you.
H: vicky get your stuff and lets go.
V: yeah before they start making out. it's gross.
H:(laughs)
G: she's telling the truth hannah, im warning 你 because 你 family.
H:(laughs again)ok thanks 你 guys but im use to it. 你 do know who my parents are.
V: lets go.
(victoria and hannah leave)
KNOCK KNOCK
G:(opens the door)tristan lets leave.
T: how did 你 know it was me?
G: because victoria and hannah have already left.
T: ok lets go.
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victoria and hannah arrive at school they walk over to nathan and tyler has not arrived yet.
Na: took 你 two long enough.
V: sorry but i allowed greg to have to limo this morning.
H: where's ttyler he's normally here before us.
Na: i dont know i text him and he didnt text back.
V: did 你 try calling him?
Na: no.
H: look i'll call him now.
V: i dont have a good feeling about this, tyler told me that his mother was going to work early this morning leaving him alone with his father probably wasnt the smartes thing to do
Na: calm down victoria he'll be fine.
H: tyler wont pick up.
V: oh great.
Na: vicky dont worry.
V: how can 你 not expect me to worry he's one of my best 老友记 nathan, i would worry all the same for 你 或者 hannah if 你 had a father like tylers but 你 dont so... what if something happened.
H: it's ok vicky. please dont worry tyler doesnt trust his father he will know what to do if that situation happens.
Ty(tyler): 嘿 guys.
V: tyler thank god. why didnt 你 answer your phone (hugs him)
Ty: because it fell down the toilet when i went to open Nathan's text.
H: why werent 你 here early like usual?
Ty: because my alarm clock didnt go off so i got up a bit later and then i had a conversation with my father.
Na: what type of conversation?
Ty: my father apoligised and he 说 he understood if i never trust him again but he wanted to try to make it up to me and my mother.
V: well i'll never like him, and 你 can talk to me about him whenever 你 like ok.
Ty: thanks.
H: 你 made vicky completly freak out
V: he did not.
Na: he did so.
V: 你 two are so annoying.
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gregory and tristan arive at school and go over to their friends, rachel and brooke humphrey. they are jonathan's sisters. twins and they had dark hair like their father dan.
G: hello girls.
R(rachel): hey
Br(brooke): hi, tristan why is 你 hair sitting like that.
T: like what? (runs a hand through his hair)
Br: never mind.
R: so what are we going to do today?
G: i could do 你 if 你 want.
R: your henious
T: rachel i thought you'd be use to gregory 由 now.
G: well her twin is most definatly use to me.
R: 你 slept with him.
Br: innocent until proven guilty.
G: oh your most definalty guilty.
R: ew gregory shut up. brooke did 你 sleep with gregory.
Br: i did, but not only did i sleep with him but he swiped my v-card.
R+T: ew.
G: brooke isnt as innocent as 你 two thought.
Br: he's rather good in bed.
R: ew shut up.
G: it's so easy to get a rise out of 你 R.
Br: not as easy as it is to get something to rise in you.
R: what have 你 done to my sister?
G: not a thing 你 clearly dont know her as well as i do then.
T: yes rachel doesnt know her unidentcal twin as well as you, that doesnt seem weird at all.
G: shut up archibald.
R: 你 are so weird gregory and now i think my own sister is weird.
Br: 你 爱情 me really rach
R: yes and im sure daddy will 爱情 greg when i tell him that he took your virginity.
T: i would 爱情 to be there for that.
R: and you're welcome to come.
G: im not afraid of your father rachel.
Br: our father punched your father in the face when they were younger.
G: i dont care, my father may have slept around and treated women like a tissue use once and throw away but he is a better man now, so im using my youth for sleeping around before i get older.
T: so 你 have it all planned out?
G: i did but i like not being tied down i might continue to sleep around.
R: of course 你 would.
Br: lucky girls.
G: right now i like brooke 更多 than 你 rachel.
R: well maybe i can change that (said flirtasiosly)
G: what do 你 have in mind?
R: come here and i'll 显示 you.
(gregory walks over to rachel and when there faces are inches apart rachel kicks him in the shin)
T: way to go rachel.
G: how is it possible that 你 played a bass?
R: im very smart and anyone can play a 低音 if 你 pretend 你 are going to have sex with them.
Br: it's true.
(they all laugh)
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nathan and victoria have a free class and nathan is smoking outside the school, victoria is talking to him.
Na: so your parents anniversary 晚餐 is coming up.
V: it is?
Na: what are 你 buying them?
V: im getting something made for them.
Na: why not buy them something?
V: Nathan my family have billions of dollars, my allowence is over 1000$ my parents can buy anything they want so im getting a video made of all their best moments.
Na: i guess that makes sense.
V: yeah.
Na: no need to be cheeky little miss billionaire.
V: (laughs) shut up. 你 use to be cool 你 know when we use to get my dad to get us ice lollies before dinner.
Na: oh yeah, 你 mother hated him that day.
V: she hated him for longer than a day.
Na: vicky i have a 问题 for you.
V: ok ask it.
Na: 你 说 to me that tyler shouldnt trust his father ever again but your father wasnt there for the first four years of your life and 你 completly trust him. how can 你 trust someone who left 你 and your mother?
V: well it's different, my dad left because his mother died giving birth to him and he was scared the same would happen to her he thought that she had moved away so he did the same but he never hooked up with anyone else because he still loved her, when he came back he fought for us and i know that he'll never leave again because not every father would have admited that whole story. he trusted that i'd be there for him if he told me so i put trust in him.
Na: oh right.
V: and my father never hit me.
Na: makes sense, your fathers cool aswell.
V: of course he is he's your cool uncle chuck as he says.
Na: he is.
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serena is cleaning up the 表 which is covered in paint from the twins. selena and aidan always managed to cover the 表 in paint even though there was newspapers down. nate just came 首页 from work.
N(nate): 嘿 sweetie.
S: hey.
N: where's the twins?
S: they fell asleep watching t.v. and our teenage children are at school.
N: i know that's why i didnt ask.
S:(kissses him) dont be smart.
N: i 爱情 you.
S: i 爱情 你 too.
N: the kids probably wont be up for a while.
S: what do 你 have in mind?
N: we could go to the bedroom and have a little fun.
S: ok. but we have to take protection no 更多 children are coming out of me.
N: ok.
(they go to the bedroom and the twins wak up)
Se: MOMMY CAN 你 MAKE US A SANDWICH! (shouted from the kids bedroom)
S: guess having fun is out of the question.
N: (laughs)
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A/N: 嘿 please review and i hope 你 enjoyed it.
brooke humphrey
rachel humphrey
did you not think bass was an ass B?!
It feels amazing and it's awesome to be recognized for it!
Almost immediately after Victor/Victrola. That's also when I got majorly obsessed with the show.
Why can't we be friends?
What Bella would look like...
