who are you spying on B?!
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GG: i have been getting pictures of B sneeking around all week but not one person can find out what she's searching for. do 你 know C? we could really use someones help. also serena 面包车, 范 der woodsen checking into a hotel. there must be some scandle somewhere. gossip girl is feeling cheeky.
At the palace hotel in chuck's suite:
(chuck and blair are having a drink)
C: 你 have to stop stalking your best friend!
B: i cant she's hiding something from me we never keep secrets.
C:(chuck gives her a sarcastic look)
B: anymore. i just want her to tell me the truth. plus i have a feeling it has something to do with nate... and thats were 你 come in.
C: no no no blair im not stalking nate.
B: i dont want 你 to stalk him ask him about serena and stuff try to get something out of him.
C: fine but i dont see why 你 want to know anyway it's their life let them live it whatever way they want.
B: because there is alot 更多 going on than a one night stand.
C: and what if you're wrong. i dont think anything else is going on.
B: well then 你 have the saisfaction of being right. will 你 help me.
C: of course i will.
B: yay. you're the best.
C: i know
the surrey hotel:
(nate and serena booked into the surrey hotel and are kissing)
S: i think 你 and me are going to get away with this.
N: serena we have to be careful. they say 你 going into the hotel we're just lucky they didnt see me book it earlier.
S: i know, i've been thinking that i should break it off with dan.
N: the thing is serena i'm dan's friend and if he knew that 你 left him for me...
S: i know 你 would lose a good friend but look at chuck and blair.
N: what about them?
S: chuck was willing to lose his friendship with 你 just to be with her. and thats a big commitmant for chuck bass.
N: i just dont want to think that if we go public i might eventually lose you.
S: aww nate that wont happen.
N: can we just keep quiet for like a week.
S: of course but when its over we're going to tell right
bzz bzz
(Serena's phone rang)
S: shit its blair (answers the phone) 嘿 blair
B: S i was wondering did 你 want to go shopping i'll pick 你 up at the surrey in 5 minutes.
S: sorry B im not at the hotel right now. im in the upper west side.
B: ok 爱情 you. im so glad i forgave you. things are so much easier. no secrets no lies.
S: yeah talk to 你 later B. (hangs up) i cant lie to her nate.
N: just a little while longer.
Across the 街, 街道 in a cafe from the surrey hotel:
(Chuck and Blair are having a cappicino and a latte)
B: text nate
C: blair!
B: just text him if he makes up some lame excuse clearly they're in there together.
chuck text:
nathanil do 你 want to go to the pub blair cant keep me company because she's away to the salon.
nate text:
sorry man im not at 首页 right now.
B: proof.
C: blair 你 dont have any evidence they could be telling the truth.
B: now i do.
C: what?
B: look across the street.
(nate was leaving the surrey and blair got out her phone and took a picture. followed 由 serena 5 分钟 later blair took another pic)
C: i lose.
B: no change there bass.
C: its weird now when 你 insult me it makes me want to take 你 to the limo.
B: not now 低音 i have some pictures to send gossip girl.
C: blair gossip girl seriously can 你 not just confront them?
B: no she lied. plus gossip girl wil put it in her own bitchy way so i dont play the bad friend and i get to tell her that she shouldnt have lied.
C: blair when 你 and serena fight it always ends up the same. a cat fight playing field hockey later followed 由 an im sorry and a hug.
B: oh and let me guess 下一个 time when there is a cat fight in p.e. 你 wont want to be there. all those mouth guards and short skirts.
C: 你 know me well.
GG: spotted nate and serena were both in the surrey hotel. guess it wont be long till this secret unfolds. what do 你 they were doing lonely boy. how about each other.
At the met steps:
(blair and serena)
S: blair it isnt what it looks like.
B: what S that 你 lied to your best friend.
S: i didnt lie. me and nate bumped into each other at the hotel.
B: there 你 go lying again. i was the one who spotted 你 S. chuck was the one in the relationship who didnt belive anything else was going on but i knew something was up.
S: blair 你 just might have ruined my relationship with dan.
B: no S 你 ruined your relationship with dan as soon as 你 slept with nate again.
S: i told 你 i didnt sleep with him.
B: i know 你 did. there is no use in lying to me anymore. tell me the truth 或者 are friendship... is over.
S: B 你 cant be serious?
B: i am S. so are 你 going to tell me the truth. i gave 你 so many oppertunitys to tell me and 你 didnt. so tell me now and 你 wont be an Ex-bff
S: ok slept with him but only once.
B: 更多 lies. why were 你 both in that hotel then.
S: thats where it happened.
B: yeah maybe the 秒 time 或者 third... 或者 maybe even forth.
S: no it... (interupted)
B: 你 slept with him the first time gossip girl spotted nate coming out of your house so early in the morning and in the hotel so where else.
S: B im sorry i didnt tell 你 but... but... there is no but i should have told you.
B: yes 你 should have and 你 have officially lied to me so much that i want nothing 更多 to do with you.
S: B please... im sorry.
B: no S im sorry. sorry that i was ever your friend in the first place.
S: blair please.
B: no serena you're not my friend anymore. i officially only have my boyfriend, minions and a lying two faced whore a.k.a. serena 面包车, 范 der woodsen.(walks away)
GG: everyone watched Blair and serena's final showdown. voices were raised and tears were shed. even at blair forgive 你 the first time, 你 screw it up again S. and our friend mel who spotted serena's return also over heard them talk. serena once, twice maybe three times slept with nate again. sorry D but archibald knows how to ruin friendships and relationships.
Goes to the palace:
(Chuck 答案 the door to nate but doesnt invite him in)
C: what do 你 want nathanil?
N: im sorry i didnt tell you.
C: serena was sorry she didnt tell blair... again.
N: dont be that way chuck.
C: nate 你 should have told me and since 你 didnt i really dont want to talk to 你 at this minute.
N: chuck dont say you're going to do what blair did to serena and completly cut me off.
C: im not going to but clearly 你 cant trust me. so sorry if i dont want to look at my supposdly best friend lier right now.
N: i'll call 你 later.
C: maybe it would be best if i called you.
N: ok. (leaves)
(Chuck sists down but gets up to get the door when it knocks again he opens the door to see a teary eyed blair)
C: come in.
B: thanks.
C: (hugs blair and then lifts her face to his) are 你 ok?
B: i could be better.
C: im sorry 你 and Serena fell out.
B: i wasnt going to make such a big deal about but then... then the thought of all the other lies came into my head and i-i just couldnt be her friend anymore.
C: (kisses her and dries her tears) i understand, serena has told 你 alot of lies.
B: part of me wants to go get my friend back but the rest of me feels like this weight has been lift off of me.
C: well i didnt have such a big arguement with nate but i couldnt look him in the eye so i told him to go 首页 and i'll call him when i have something to say.
B: i liked the last thing i 说 to serena it was really oldstyle blair 婊子, 子 project (Smirks a we bit)
C: i bet it was what did 你 say?
B: i told her that i had had now was a boyfriend, minions and a lying two faced whore a.k.a. serena 面包车, 范 der woodsen.
C: wow 婊子, 子 fight on isle nine.
B: no i wouldnt be caught dead in a grocery store.
C: (laughs) there's the blair i know.
B: thanks for being there for me.
C: im always here for 你 blair.
B: even though i won because 你 were wrong.
C: i see so your planning to rub it in my face now were you.
B: maybe
(they 吻乐队（Kiss） and go to chucks room and have sex. chuck's phone rang but they were asleep so they didnt hear it. there was 7 missed calls from lily.)
GG: blair's not talking to serena cause serena lied to her about nate. serena slept with nate. nate told chuck. chuck thought nate was over serena. serena was followed 由 chuck and blair. and after all the falling out they still managed to find something romantic. but what was lily looking guess we will just have to wait to tomorrow. and after all that drama today gossip girl just wants to go lie down and think of all the fun she had. 你 know 你 爱情 me. xoxo. gossip girl.
*the 下一个 episode will be a bit sad for all 你 Chair 粉丝 :'(
there there B!
