1. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes. (thanks Amanda)
2. Your skin is so smooth.... like endoplasmic reticulum." Or…
3. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would 你 want me: smooth 或者 rough?
4. You're so hot 你 denature my proteins
5. You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
6. You must be auxin, because you’re causing me to have rapid stem elongation. (hmm..)
7. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
8. You’re...
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