*Theme*
Announcer: BIG TIME RUSH ROLECALL!
Kendall: I'm Kendall!
James: James!
Carlos: Carlos!
Logan: Logan!
Katie: Katie!
Ms. Knight: Mom!
Tyler: Tyler!
Camille: Camille!
Jennifers: Jennifer! And Jennifer!
Kelly: Kelly!
Gustavo: And I'm..FAT!
Everyone: Yeah, it's Big Time Rush! We're gonna have some fun, in the PalmWoods! We're gonna cause some trouble, in Hollywood! We've got music, and guest stars, and PIE! Yeah, it's Big! Time! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSH!
*Kendall plays his guitar*
Everyone: YEAH!
James: Hi everyone! James here! TDIfangirl decided that since BTRA got so many good reviews, we decided to do a 秒 episode! SO HOLD ON TO YOUR-
Me: JAMES! *glomps James*
Kendall: So..um...enjoy...
*In the Palmwoods*
Logan: No, I 爱情 你 more!
Katie: No, I 爱情 你 more!
Logan: I 爱情 你 更多 than I 爱情 cream cheese!
Katie: I ADORE CREAM CHEESE!
Logan: Me too! ♥♥
Katie: I 爱情 you! ^^
Logan: I 爱情 YOU-
随意 guy: OMG WILL 你 TWO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP??!!
K+L: *making out*
RG: "-.-
James: *comes in quickly and locks the door*
Me: 你 CAN'T HIDE FROM ME JAMES-KUN!!!
James: I'm not James, I'm..uh....KENDALL!
Kendall: EXUSE ME?!
James: Oh, hi James!
Kendall: YOU'RE JAMES!
James: Um...uh..LOGAN'S 接吻 YOUR SISTER!
Kendall: And I'd have a reason to be mad about that because?
James: ....
Gustavo: *comes in* 嘿 GUYS GUESS WHO ORDRED A NEW BOX OF WEIGHT LOSS CRAP?!
James, Kendall, Logan, and Katie: "-.- We're not even gonna guess.
Me: *comes in and looks at Gustavo* GOD DAMN! 你 NEED SOME NUTRISYSTEM!
Gustavo: *starts to cry* SHUT UP!
K+L+K+J: *laugh*
Me: SERIOUSLY! 或者 AT LEAST GO TO THE GYM!
Carlos: *comes in* WHO PAINTED MY HELMET?!
Kelly: I did. 你 偷了 my Hot Wheels cars.
Carlos: What the heck? Hot Wheels? Don't girls like 你 play with Barbies?
Me, Katie, and Kelly: WHAT?!
*This part has been cut out for the sake of Carlos fans*
James: Well....that's the episode...maybe if this one is as good as the last one she'll make another one-
Me: JAMES! *glomps him again*
Announcer: BIG TIME RUSH ROLECALL!
Kendall: I'm Kendall!
James: James!
Carlos: Carlos!
Logan: Logan!
Katie: Katie!
Ms. Knight: Mom!
Tyler: Tyler!
Camille: Camille!
Jennifers: Jennifer! And Jennifer!
Kelly: Kelly!
Gustavo: And I'm..FAT!
Everyone: Yeah, it's Big Time Rush! We're gonna have some fun, in the PalmWoods! We're gonna cause some trouble, in Hollywood! We've got music, and guest stars, and PIE! Yeah, it's Big! Time! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSH!
*Kendall plays his guitar*
Everyone: YEAH!
James: Hi everyone! James here! TDIfangirl decided that since BTRA got so many good reviews, we decided to do a 秒 episode! SO HOLD ON TO YOUR-
Me: JAMES! *glomps James*
Kendall: So..um...enjoy...
*In the Palmwoods*
Logan: No, I 爱情 你 more!
Katie: No, I 爱情 你 more!
Logan: I 爱情 你 更多 than I 爱情 cream cheese!
Katie: I ADORE CREAM CHEESE!
Logan: Me too! ♥♥
Katie: I 爱情 you! ^^
Logan: I 爱情 YOU-
随意 guy: OMG WILL 你 TWO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP??!!
K+L: *making out*
RG: "-.-
James: *comes in quickly and locks the door*
Me: 你 CAN'T HIDE FROM ME JAMES-KUN!!!
James: I'm not James, I'm..uh....KENDALL!
Kendall: EXUSE ME?!
James: Oh, hi James!
Kendall: YOU'RE JAMES!
James: Um...uh..LOGAN'S 接吻 YOUR SISTER!
Kendall: And I'd have a reason to be mad about that because?
James: ....
Gustavo: *comes in* 嘿 GUYS GUESS WHO ORDRED A NEW BOX OF WEIGHT LOSS CRAP?!
James, Kendall, Logan, and Katie: "-.- We're not even gonna guess.
Me: *comes in and looks at Gustavo* GOD DAMN! 你 NEED SOME NUTRISYSTEM!
Gustavo: *starts to cry* SHUT UP!
K+L+K+J: *laugh*
Me: SERIOUSLY! 或者 AT LEAST GO TO THE GYM!
Carlos: *comes in* WHO PAINTED MY HELMET?!
Kelly: I did. 你 偷了 my Hot Wheels cars.
Carlos: What the heck? Hot Wheels? Don't girls like 你 play with Barbies?
Me, Katie, and Kelly: WHAT?!
*This part has been cut out for the sake of Carlos fans*
James: Well....that's the episode...maybe if this one is as good as the last one she'll make another one-
Me: JAMES! *glomps him again*
