贝拉特里克斯·莱斯特兰奇

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, 你 know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. 你 throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. 你 wear at least some black every day.

3. 你 rip your clothes on purpose.

4. 你 call people 你 don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. 你 yell "CRUCIO!" at people when 你 get mad.

6. 你 carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" 或者 an "L", 你 accidentally type out a Bellatrix 或者 a Lestrange instead.

9. 你 think her birthday should...

How to annoy, agitate, 或者 freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. 作者 is not responsible for any deaths 或者 torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in 爱情 with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

6.Anonymously send him a wig.

7. Constantly wink at him, and tell him that his secret is 安全 with you.

8. Steal Nagini. When he demands her back, claim she likes...