-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.
Bella holds small sliver phone 由 it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would 你 prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If 你 haven't come to Forks then 你 wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other 吸血鬼 and claim to be a family and adopted 由 the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. 你 说 that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because 你 don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. 你 only breathe because its a habit and 你 can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though 你 couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because 你 claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why 你 appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. 你 说 that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And 由 the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because 你 claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why 你 appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe 你 should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I 爱情 You.
Edward: Maybe 你 should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force 你 into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with 你 forever and every single 日 of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I 爱情 你 so much and I dont want 你 to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase 你 dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with 你 forever and every single 日 of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will 吻乐队（Kiss） 你 passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let 你 touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we 吸血鬼 don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having 秒 thoughts about loving 你 because i 爱情 my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend 或者 a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with 你 again because eventhough i 爱情 my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend 或者 a brother but as a guy, i 爱情 你 more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned 由 the 作者 of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just 发布 this 文章 to share for 你 guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
Bella holds small sliver phone 由 it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would 你 prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If 你 haven't come to Forks then 你 wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other 吸血鬼 and claim to be a family and adopted 由 the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. 你 说 that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because 你 don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. 你 only breathe because its a habit and 你 can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though 你 couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because 你 claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why 你 appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. 你 说 that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And 由 the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because 你 claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why 你 appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe 你 should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I 爱情 You.
Edward: Maybe 你 should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force 你 into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with 你 forever and every single 日 of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I 爱情 你 so much and I dont want 你 to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase 你 dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with 你 forever and every single 日 of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will 吻乐队（Kiss） 你 passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let 你 touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we 吸血鬼 don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having 秒 thoughts about loving 你 because i 爱情 my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend 或者 a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with 你 again because eventhough i 爱情 my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend 或者 a brother but as a guy, i 爱情 你 more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned 由 the 作者 of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just 发布 this 文章 to share for 你 guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
