From an 电子邮箱 I got.



TAKING A WOMAN TO 床, 床上

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- 你 take her to 床, 床上 and tell her a story.

At 18 -- 你 tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- 你 don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells 你 a story and takes 你 to bed.

At 48 -- She tells 你 a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- 你 stay in 床, 床上 to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If 你 take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???