From an 电子邮箱 I got.
TAKING A WOMAN TO 床, 床上
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- 你 take her to 床, 床上 and tell her a story.
At 18 -- 你 tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- 你 don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells 你 a story and takes 你 to bed.
At 48 -- She tells 你 a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- 你 stay in 床, 床上 to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If 你 take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
TAKING A WOMAN TO 床, 床上
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- 你 take her to 床, 床上 and tell her a story.
At 18 -- 你 tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- 你 don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells 你 a story and takes 你 to bed.
At 48 -- She tells 你 a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- 你 stay in 床, 床上 to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If 你 take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???