由 the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth 日 of working overtime.
An 天使 appeared and said,
"Why are 你 spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have 你 seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet 可乐 and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a 吻乐队（Kiss） that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."
The 天使 was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
But I won't," the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 小时 days."
The 天使 moved closer and touched the woman.
"But 你 have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
"but I have also made her tough. 你 have no idea what she can endure 或者 accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel. The Lord replied,
"Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate."
The 天使 then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like 你 have a leak in this model.
I told 你 that 你 were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak,"
the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the 天使 asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride." The 天使 was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord. 你 thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."
And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men. They 熊 hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, 爱情 and joy.
They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They 爱情 unconditionally. They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their 老友记 get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth 或者 a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a 吻乐队（Kiss） can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run 或者 e-mail 你 to 显示 how much they care about you. The 心 of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
