The Beauty and The Beast

Gaston:
Who does she think she is?
That girl has 魔发奇缘 with the wrong man!
LeFou:
Darn right.
Gaston:
No one says "no" to Gaston!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's 更多 than I can bear.
LeFou:
More beer?
Gaston:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
LeFou:
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
Lefou:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd 爱情 to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's 最喜爱的 guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired 由 you
And it's not very hard to see...

Gaston:
You've been dreaming, just one dream
Nearly all your life
Hoping, scheming, just one theme:
Will 你 be a wife?
Will 你 be some he-man's property?
Good news! That he-man's me!
This equation, girl plus man
Doesn't help just you
On occasion, women can
Have their uses too
Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree
Pumpkin, extend with me!
Gaston:
We'll be raising sons galore
Belle:
Inconceivable!
Gaston:
Each built six foot four!
Belle:
Unbelievable!
Gaston:
Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene!
Belle:
I'm not hearing this!
Gaston:
You'll be keeping house with pride!
Belle:
Just incredible!
Gaston:
Oh so gratified
Belle:
So unweddable!...

For my 阅读 class at school, we had to adapt a script for a fairy tale and film it. My group did Beauty and the Beast, but we thought it would be fun to change it up a little. So now here is our script to what we call "Beauty and the Nerd."

Once upon a time, there was a hot jock. He was selfish and unkind to those below him so he and all his teammates were put under a powerful spell.
The hot jock turned into a nerd. He would only change back to a jock if he found a person that loved him not just for his looks but his personality.

In a nearby school district, lived a beautiful young 8th grader....