Captain Stacy: Hi I'm a Marvel
Gordon: ...Hey what are 你 doing here at Commissioner Loeb's funeral?
Stacy: I'm coordinating it! Alright, first things first. The Joker threatened to kill our beloved mayor, so for the funeral, I think it's best to have it in a location with an obscene amounts of windows.
Gordon: ...but what about sharpshooters?
Stacy: Please. We're doing our job.
Gordon: No you're not doing your job. At DC, we get to the bottom of the matter. Like detectives. We're not here to let people off with a warning in order to set good examples for children
Stacy: Yes clearly from watching the Nolan movies, the Alan Moore atrocities, and 超人 Returns that entertaining kids is not your ting
Gordon: 嘿 kids! Cops are dorky comical goofballs! Spider-Man operates in a city run 由 the Keystone cops!
Stacy: Uh...that's a phat plot device! Spiderman essentially having to do everything himself!
Gordon: Our characters are supposed to be how the audience watches our films. They see my face and know there's terror and panic even though there's bravery. That's how 你 watch Dark Knight. How in the F are we supposed to watch Spider-Man 3?
Stacy: You're supposed to be compelled 由 the formation of Sandman and the eight 秒 of Venom mask!
Gordon: What are we supposed to think and feel about those things though? Everything in your movie happens so slowly we have no idea if we're supposed to sympathize with Gwen 或者 Marko 或者 Harry 或者 whothefudgeever.
Stacy: Look who's talking! We sat through a whole attack sequence just to learn the Joker wanted to be caught the whole time?
Gordon: 嘿 look! My daughter's about to fall from a building! Great time for two things audience members 爱情 to do during scenes of excited tension -- comic relief from 你 and memorization of a new character.
Stacy: I heard 你 only got 3,000,000 dollars for Dark Knight.
Gordon: Official policy is to ignore complete and total liabilities to the Spiderman franchise.
Stacy: Well I'm just saying because...they made a little teensy bit 更多 then 3,000,000 at the box office. I'm just saying I'm just saying...
Gordon: I'm just saying Arnold Flass was a Green 贝雷帽 is all I'm saying all I'm saying.
Gordon: ...Hey what are 你 doing here at Commissioner Loeb's funeral?
Stacy: I'm coordinating it! Alright, first things first. The Joker threatened to kill our beloved mayor, so for the funeral, I think it's best to have it in a location with an obscene amounts of windows.
Gordon: ...but what about sharpshooters?
Stacy: Please. We're doing our job.
Gordon: No you're not doing your job. At DC, we get to the bottom of the matter. Like detectives. We're not here to let people off with a warning in order to set good examples for children
Stacy: Yes clearly from watching the Nolan movies, the Alan Moore atrocities, and 超人 Returns that entertaining kids is not your ting
Gordon: 嘿 kids! Cops are dorky comical goofballs! Spider-Man operates in a city run 由 the Keystone cops!
Stacy: Uh...that's a phat plot device! Spiderman essentially having to do everything himself!
Gordon: Our characters are supposed to be how the audience watches our films. They see my face and know there's terror and panic even though there's bravery. That's how 你 watch Dark Knight. How in the F are we supposed to watch Spider-Man 3?
Stacy: You're supposed to be compelled 由 the formation of Sandman and the eight 秒 of Venom mask!
Gordon: What are we supposed to think and feel about those things though? Everything in your movie happens so slowly we have no idea if we're supposed to sympathize with Gwen 或者 Marko 或者 Harry 或者 whothefudgeever.
Stacy: Look who's talking! We sat through a whole attack sequence just to learn the Joker wanted to be caught the whole time?
Gordon: 嘿 look! My daughter's about to fall from a building! Great time for two things audience members 爱情 to do during scenes of excited tension -- comic relief from 你 and memorization of a new character.
Stacy: I heard 你 only got 3,000,000 dollars for Dark Knight.
Gordon: Official policy is to ignore complete and total liabilities to the Spiderman franchise.
Stacy: Well I'm just saying because...they made a little teensy bit 更多 then 3,000,000 at the box office. I'm just saying I'm just saying...
Gordon: I'm just saying Arnold Flass was a Green 贝雷帽 is all I'm saying all I'm saying.
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蝙蝠侠 is a very dark character who I believe could be a very good character for an r rated film his Villians are violent they kill people in gruesome ways and Bruce also needs to be fucking his 爱情 interests and he hasn't done it yet why because it isn't appropriate for kids and that's really stupid and as for the cursing I wouldn't want them to do it every 秒 obviously but it would be good and make the characters 更多 serious and badass if the characters cursed inn the 蝙蝠侠 reboot happens I want new Villians, the bat mobile,batarangs,the batwing,the bat motorcycles,a bat jet pack,a different type of 酸, 酸奶 for batman,the bat claw that batman, and swings on I want it to be rated R. So what do 你 guys think should a future 蝙蝠侠 movie have these things 或者 not.
After 蝙蝠侠 & Robin, the franchise got ruined. Back in 1998 this were the rumors for 蝙蝠侠 5 (Triumphant)
The villains were Scarecrow played 由 Kevin Spacey 或者 Jeff Goldblum, and Harley Quinn played 由 Mira Sorvino 或者 Madonna.
And wait there's more; for the role of Batman:
David Duchovny, Kurt Russel, John Travolta, Brendan Fraser and Mel freaking Gibson!
I’m not kidding those were the rumors back then!!!
I found the 文章 in an old magazine. And i laughed so hard
So 下一个 time 你 read some rumors like Eddie Murphy as the Riddler. Don’t get upset.
The villains were Scarecrow played 由 Kevin Spacey 或者 Jeff Goldblum, and Harley Quinn played 由 Mira Sorvino 或者 Madonna.
And wait there's more; for the role of Batman:
David Duchovny, Kurt Russel, John Travolta, Brendan Fraser and Mel freaking Gibson!
I’m not kidding those were the rumors back then!!!
I found the 文章 in an old magazine. And i laughed so hard
So 下一个 time 你 read some rumors like Eddie Murphy as the Riddler. Don’t get upset.
And the world is a better place now
Sorry everybody. I don't mean to wise guy. I just feel like venting somewhere about stuff that doesn't matter. Just to keep my fingers typing.
Are 你 serious?
The WB learns of Heath Ledger's death and thinks there's not a 金牌 mine there? That shows 你 how sickly out of touch the WB is with the American pop culture 粉丝 and explains a myriad of other stupid ideas and decisions they've formulated over the past eighteen years like say, every single one. This is not some kind of class organization that swears to only make their loads of literary blood money through eco-friendly community-safe endeavors. They simply DIDN'T CALCULATE that Heath Ledger's death would be something Americans cared about. This means the WB is the dumbest of the heartest bureaucrats. Look at what they've done now that they've gotten the heads up that Ledger's death in fact DOES attract interest in Dark Knight. They'll build an IMAX screen into the Epcot Center if they could.
Are 你 serious?
The WB learns of Heath Ledger's death and thinks there's not a 金牌 mine there? That shows 你 how sickly out of touch the WB is with the American pop culture 粉丝 and explains a myriad of other stupid ideas and decisions they've formulated over the past eighteen years like say, every single one. This is not some kind of class organization that swears to only make their loads of literary blood money through eco-friendly community-safe endeavors. They simply DIDN'T CALCULATE that Heath Ledger's death would be something Americans cared about. This means the WB is the dumbest of the heartest bureaucrats. Look at what they've done now that they've gotten the heads up that Ledger's death in fact DOES attract interest in Dark Knight. They'll build an IMAX screen into the Epcot Center if they could.
I must admit -- as one of Dark Knight's biggest 粉丝 I'm surprised so many people like it. I am. This should only be something me and a few people obsess about. I've always been amazed and skeptical that people would turn 蝙蝠侠 into a movie, even the Michael Keaton one. Yeah it's huge and 流行的 and old but...Batman in the comics is the only way to really see why he qualifies as an action character. Six frames in different juxtaposed locations when he's fighting ninjas and gangsters and stuff. What 你 do is look at each frame one 由 one. In your head 你 don't just have 蝙蝠侠 -- 你 have a kung-fu movie. On screen the fighting simply doesn't look that good once you've seen him in this format. Oh nothing on Earth can compare with 蝙蝠侠 whether on screen 或者 not, but I'm suprised so many people didn't say "what the f? this isn't exciting" whenever he fought. AM I OUT OF MY MIND SAYING THAT?
Don't talk to Frank right now, it's not him. All female. Located in the Aztec district of cryptography. Use Walt from noaa, recently discovered alive. He knows the locations. Use the mason family decrypter. Due 日期 is dark thirty. Great job on take down of joker and his creepy mafia. There are 35 inclusions on each raid, never use a machine again for that. Some one will meet with 你 30 crypt days before action. Use as may anti radioactive anti psychotic device as possible. Good luck from central vein delta 0.
