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- not being able to tell if there is a 蜘蛛 running down your leg 或者 just a drop of sweat

-hanging out with the squad at the shopping centre because your parents won’t let 你 use the air con

-the water is the same temperature regardless of whether 你 use the “hot” 或者 “cold” tap

-your 食物 staple is not rice, but ice

-catastrophic 火, 消防 danger warning

-going to the cinema and buying tickets to 4 电影院 just so 你 have a reason to stay there all day

-waiting for your zooper doopers to freeze overnight

-you decided to go to Bondi and it’s extremely overcrowded, but the 海滩 is too hot...

UPDATE 5.20pm: EVACUATIONS are under way in a dozen central and southern Queensland towns with floodwaters forcing 更多 than 1000 Queenslanders from their homes.

Queensland's 表演 premier Paul Lucas 说 the damage bill from the state's devastating floods is likely to exceed a billion dollars.

Mr Lucas and Emergency Services Minister Neil Roverts today visited isolated Chinchilla in central Queensland and conducted an aerial inspection of the flood-ravaged Dalby and Warwick areas in the southwest.

Chinchilla, Dalby and Theodore have been declared disaster areas and other towns have been hard...