This is for fun. Please don't be offended :) I am a fellow Asian myself ^_^:
Disclaimer: A person I know made this!!!!


1) Your parents still tried to get 你 into places half-price saying 你 were 12 when 你 were really 15
2) 你 ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing
3) 你 have a 40 lb. bag of 白饭, 大米 in your pantry
4) everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
5) you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
6) your parents enjoy comparing 你 to their friends' kids.
7) you've had to eat parts of animals...