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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
And special guest star, Seanthehedgehog's Larry Wilcox as Brett Dunnegan
Episode 82: Cars
Date: July 26, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:24 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye, and Stylo were walking to the trainyard. They were assigned to drive a freight train to Denver.
Stylo: What's gonna be on our freight train?
Hawkeye: *Looks at manifest* It says vegetables in eleven refrigerator cars, three bulldozers on three flat cars, a tank car full of syrup, and fifteen boxcars full of... Boxes.
Stylo: I guess that's why they're called boxcars.
Hawkeye: What's in the boxes though?
Stylo: It doesn't tell you?
Hawkeye: No.
Stylo: That's strange.
Things would get even stranger. When they got to the train yard, they saw it was nearly empty.
Stylo: Do 你 remember the yards ever being like this?
Hawkeye: Nope. I remember it was full of freight cars, and a dozen of ponies worked around here. *Looks at yard tower* Snowflake! 嘿 SNOWFLAKE!!
Snowflake: *Walks out of her tower* I heard 你 the first time.
Stylo: Why are the yards empty?
Snowflake: No freight trains have been coming in since yesterday.
Hawkeye: Do 你 realize what this means?
Stylo: We'll go out of business.
Snowflake: I'm sorry 你 two, but there's nothing I can do about it.
Hawkeye: We have to get a freight train into Denver, and I bet some of the cars we need are missing.
Snowflake: Let me see your manifest.
Hawkeye: *Gives Snowflake the manifest for his train*
Snowflake: *Examines the train yard* No, all of your cars are here, as well as most of the cars for Gordon's train.
Hawkeye: Most?
Stylo: Where's the rest?
Snowflake: How would I know?
Hawkeye: I got an idea.
At the station, Gordon arrived in a passenger train, and saw Percy fixing track 下一个 to his train.
Gordon: *Jumps out of his train, and stares at Percy* What is taking 你 so long? Surely 你 want to get this job done, don't you?
Percy: I do, but making the tracks nice, and smooth takes time.
Gordon: I don't care. Hurry up!! *Walks away*
Percy: *Feeling tired, so he decides to get onto the station platform, and take a break*
Brett: *Walks onto the platform, and smiles* 嘿 Percy.
Percy: Brett! It's so good to see 你 again.
Brett: I'm on my way to visit a cousin that lives in Manehattan, so I'm taking the train to an airport where tickets are cheap.
Percy: That's great. Tell me how it goes.
Brett: Okay. I want 你 to do something for me.
Percy: Anything for 你 Brett.
Brett: Will 你 watch my car for me? *Gives keys to Percy*
Percy: You're trusting me with your car?
Brett: *Nods* Brand new Chevy painted in light blue. The license plate is L62-RR4
Percy: I don't know what to say.
Brett: Except for the fact that you're excited?
They both laughed.
Percy: I gotta get back to work Brett.
Brett: 你 do that, I gotta get on board my train. *Gets onto passenger train*
Orion: *Arrives* Well, I see Gordon didn't destroy any part of this train for once.
Percy: That's good.
Orion: Now to get this train to it's destination on time, then I will make my 下一个 attempt to get fired on purpose.
Percy: They never work, so why are 你 still trying to get fired?
Orion: I have to if I want to stop working here. *Blows horn twice, and rings the bell. He drives the train out of the station*
Percy: *Watching the train*
As soon as the train left the station, Percy went back to work on fixing the track.
Date: July 26, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming. The train yard
Time: 7:31 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye was driving a switcher that was pushing a coach, and a caboose.
Stylo: *Watching Hawkeye push the coach, and caboose towards a freight train* Almost there.
Hawkeye: *Going 1 mile an hour*
Stylo: Aaaand.
Hawkeye: *Gets coach, and caboose coupled up to train*
Stylo: You're good.
Hawkeye: Gordon's freight train is complete.
Stylo: Let's just hope no one tries to get on board the passenger car. All of the seats are occupied with boxes full of ketchup packets.
Gordon: *Walking to the trainyard*
Hawkeye: Perfect. Here he comes.
Stylo: I can't wait to see how he reacts to this.
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. *Walks to Gordon* Hi Gordon.
Gordon: Where do 你 think you're going?
Hawkeye: Towards you. I want to 显示 你 something.
Gordon: Alright.
Hawkeye: So let's say 你 have something to deliver on your freight train, but there isn't enough freight cars.
Gordon: That can't be good.
Hawkeye: We find a way to get all of the supplies onto your train without those missing freight cars. How would 你 react?
Gordon: I'd be pleased. After all, you're helping me get- *Sees a coach on his freight train, and points at it* THAT'S A PASSENGER CAR!!!
Hawkeye: Very good Gordon. *To Stylo* I thought he'd never get it right.
Stylo: I thought it was a flatcar with a big red dog on it.
Gordon: Why is that passenger car on my train?
Hawkeye: We had to put the extra boxes of ketchup somewhere.
Stylo: The caboose wasn't an option.
Hawkeye: The conductor needs a place to sleep at night.
Gordon: Oh you.... You-
Hawkeye: Who are 你 calling a 你 you?
Stylo: All of the seats on the passenger car are occupied with the boxes of ketchup 你 had to get on your train, so thank us.
Gordon: No. *Walks to his locomotive* assholes.
Meanwhile, Percy was at Pete's office.
Percy: Do 你 know anypony 由 the name of Brett Dunnegan?
Pete: No I don't. Why?
Percy: He's my best friend. We've known each other for over twenty years. Check this out. *Grabs keys to Brett's car*
Pete: They're car keys. So what?
Percy: Brett gave them to me. He 说 he wanted me to take care of his car while he was away.
Pete: That's nice.
Percy: I want to find out where it is so I'll know where to go after work.
Pete: Mind if I go with you?
Percy: Not at all sir.
They both walked out of the station, and saw a light blue Chevy with the license plate number L62-RR4
Pete: That certainly is a beauty.
Percy: Yes it is.
But then, a 小马 holding a Tommygun ran past, and was shooting at two police ponies.
Percy: Ah!
Pete: Stay down. *Hides under the car with Percy*
Police Pony: *Aiming at the gangster, and shoots two bullets, but they hit Brett's car instead* Shit he got away.
Percy: *Comes out from under the car with Pete, then sees the two bullet holes in Brett's car* OH NO!!!
Pete: Who's the wise guy that shot this car?
Police Pony: I am sir, and I'm sorry.
Percy: I'm watching this car for a friend. What's he going to say when he finds out about this?!
Police Pony: I don't know. Bye. *Walks away*
Pete: If he was working on my railway, and did something reckless like that, I'd 火, 消防 him immediately.
Percy: Sir I don't think I have enough money to pay for this.
Pete: Relax, I'll help 你 out. *Gives Percy seven hundred dollars* And if there's any money left over, buy your friend a gift.
Percy: Alright, thanks. I better go get this car to a repair 商店 right now.
Pete: Go ahead. *Walks away*
Percy: *Starts the car, and drives away*
Once Pete stepped into the train station, he saw Gordon looking at him with a disapproving frown.
Pete: What's the matter now?
Gordon: There's a situation in the train yard. Follow me.
Pete: Ugh.
Date: July 26, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming. The train yard
Time: 7:47 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Gordon, and Pete got to the train yard, and saw the passenger car on Gordon's train.
Gordon: 你 see what Pierce, and Stylo did to my train?
Pete: I don't see what's wrong with it, and 你 说 they put the ketchup in there?
Gordon: Yes.
Pete: Well what's wrong with that?
Gordon: IT'S A PASSENGER CAR!!!!
Pete: Gordon, don't shout. 你 should be thanking Pierce, and Stylo for what they did. We have no 更多 freight cars in the yard, so that's going to stay on your train. 你 get the ketchup into Laramie right now.
Gordon: *Walks to his train*
Hawkeye: Have fun on your trip Gordon.
Gordon: Fuck you. *Gets into his engine*
Hawkeye: Fine. Don't have fun on your trip. In fact, I hope 你 die. *Walks away*
Gordon: Thanks a lot.
Hawkeye: Jeez. Being nice doesn't work with that 橙子, 橙色 blob.
Gordon drove his train out of the yard. Hawkeye, and Pete were watching when Stylo walked 下一个 to them.
Hawkeye: Where have 你 been?
Stylo: Doing Percy's job, and giving a few engines some maintenance.
Pete: He'll be back soon. He just has to get a car that belongs to one of his 老友记 to a repair shop.
Stylo: I feel-
Mirage: *Enters the trainyard in a freight train with Wilson*
Pete: Now we have 更多 freight cars.
Wilson: Pete!!!
Pete: What is it?
Wilson: We got seven freight trains behind us!!
Stylo: Things are getting back to normal.
Three days later, Brett returned from visiting his cousin in Manehattan.
Percy: *Walking with Brett to his car* I took care of it just like 你 wanted me to.
Brett: *Looking at his car* Nice. Very nice. I heard somepony shot my car, but 你 did very well getting it repaired.
Percy: How did 你 know about that?
Brett: Your boss Pete told me about it. He 说 this cop was trying to shoot a robber with a Tommygun, but he missed, and accidentally shot my car. Anyway, thanks again for taking care of my ride.
Percy: You're welcome Brett. *Gives keys to Brett*
Brett: *Gets in, and starts the car*
Percy watched, as his friend drove out of the parking lot.
Percy: Hopefully he comes here again.
The End
On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye, and Gordon race in their trains... Again
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
And special guest star, Seanthehedgehog's Larry Wilcox as Brett Dunnegan
Episode 82: Cars
Date: July 26, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:24 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye, and Stylo were walking to the trainyard. They were assigned to drive a freight train to Denver.
Stylo: What's gonna be on our freight train?
Hawkeye: *Looks at manifest* It says vegetables in eleven refrigerator cars, three bulldozers on three flat cars, a tank car full of syrup, and fifteen boxcars full of... Boxes.
Stylo: I guess that's why they're called boxcars.
Hawkeye: What's in the boxes though?
Stylo: It doesn't tell you?
Hawkeye: No.
Stylo: That's strange.
Things would get even stranger. When they got to the train yard, they saw it was nearly empty.
Stylo: Do 你 remember the yards ever being like this?
Hawkeye: Nope. I remember it was full of freight cars, and a dozen of ponies worked around here. *Looks at yard tower* Snowflake! 嘿 SNOWFLAKE!!
Snowflake: *Walks out of her tower* I heard 你 the first time.
Stylo: Why are the yards empty?
Snowflake: No freight trains have been coming in since yesterday.
Hawkeye: Do 你 realize what this means?
Stylo: We'll go out of business.
Snowflake: I'm sorry 你 two, but there's nothing I can do about it.
Hawkeye: We have to get a freight train into Denver, and I bet some of the cars we need are missing.
Snowflake: Let me see your manifest.
Hawkeye: *Gives Snowflake the manifest for his train*
Snowflake: *Examines the train yard* No, all of your cars are here, as well as most of the cars for Gordon's train.
Hawkeye: Most?
Stylo: Where's the rest?
Snowflake: How would I know?
Hawkeye: I got an idea.
At the station, Gordon arrived in a passenger train, and saw Percy fixing track 下一个 to his train.
Gordon: *Jumps out of his train, and stares at Percy* What is taking 你 so long? Surely 你 want to get this job done, don't you?
Percy: I do, but making the tracks nice, and smooth takes time.
Gordon: I don't care. Hurry up!! *Walks away*
Percy: *Feeling tired, so he decides to get onto the station platform, and take a break*
Brett: *Walks onto the platform, and smiles* 嘿 Percy.
Percy: Brett! It's so good to see 你 again.
Brett: I'm on my way to visit a cousin that lives in Manehattan, so I'm taking the train to an airport where tickets are cheap.
Percy: That's great. Tell me how it goes.
Brett: Okay. I want 你 to do something for me.
Percy: Anything for 你 Brett.
Brett: Will 你 watch my car for me? *Gives keys to Percy*
Percy: You're trusting me with your car?
Brett: *Nods* Brand new Chevy painted in light blue. The license plate is L62-RR4
Percy: I don't know what to say.
Brett: Except for the fact that you're excited?
They both laughed.
Percy: I gotta get back to work Brett.
Brett: 你 do that, I gotta get on board my train. *Gets onto passenger train*
Orion: *Arrives* Well, I see Gordon didn't destroy any part of this train for once.
Percy: That's good.
Orion: Now to get this train to it's destination on time, then I will make my 下一个 attempt to get fired on purpose.
Percy: They never work, so why are 你 still trying to get fired?
Orion: I have to if I want to stop working here. *Blows horn twice, and rings the bell. He drives the train out of the station*
Percy: *Watching the train*
As soon as the train left the station, Percy went back to work on fixing the track.
Date: July 26, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming. The train yard
Time: 7:31 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye was driving a switcher that was pushing a coach, and a caboose.
Stylo: *Watching Hawkeye push the coach, and caboose towards a freight train* Almost there.
Hawkeye: *Going 1 mile an hour*
Stylo: Aaaand.
Hawkeye: *Gets coach, and caboose coupled up to train*
Stylo: You're good.
Hawkeye: Gordon's freight train is complete.
Stylo: Let's just hope no one tries to get on board the passenger car. All of the seats are occupied with boxes full of ketchup packets.
Gordon: *Walking to the trainyard*
Hawkeye: Perfect. Here he comes.
Stylo: I can't wait to see how he reacts to this.
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. *Walks to Gordon* Hi Gordon.
Gordon: Where do 你 think you're going?
Hawkeye: Towards you. I want to 显示 你 something.
Gordon: Alright.
Hawkeye: So let's say 你 have something to deliver on your freight train, but there isn't enough freight cars.
Gordon: That can't be good.
Hawkeye: We find a way to get all of the supplies onto your train without those missing freight cars. How would 你 react?
Gordon: I'd be pleased. After all, you're helping me get- *Sees a coach on his freight train, and points at it* THAT'S A PASSENGER CAR!!!
Hawkeye: Very good Gordon. *To Stylo* I thought he'd never get it right.
Stylo: I thought it was a flatcar with a big red dog on it.
Gordon: Why is that passenger car on my train?
Hawkeye: We had to put the extra boxes of ketchup somewhere.
Stylo: The caboose wasn't an option.
Hawkeye: The conductor needs a place to sleep at night.
Gordon: Oh you.... You-
Hawkeye: Who are 你 calling a 你 you?
Stylo: All of the seats on the passenger car are occupied with the boxes of ketchup 你 had to get on your train, so thank us.
Gordon: No. *Walks to his locomotive* assholes.
Meanwhile, Percy was at Pete's office.
Percy: Do 你 know anypony 由 the name of Brett Dunnegan?
Pete: No I don't. Why?
Percy: He's my best friend. We've known each other for over twenty years. Check this out. *Grabs keys to Brett's car*
Pete: They're car keys. So what?
Percy: Brett gave them to me. He 说 he wanted me to take care of his car while he was away.
Pete: That's nice.
Percy: I want to find out where it is so I'll know where to go after work.
Pete: Mind if I go with you?
Percy: Not at all sir.
They both walked out of the station, and saw a light blue Chevy with the license plate number L62-RR4
Pete: That certainly is a beauty.
Percy: Yes it is.
But then, a 小马 holding a Tommygun ran past, and was shooting at two police ponies.
Percy: Ah!
Pete: Stay down. *Hides under the car with Percy*
Police Pony: *Aiming at the gangster, and shoots two bullets, but they hit Brett's car instead* Shit he got away.
Percy: *Comes out from under the car with Pete, then sees the two bullet holes in Brett's car* OH NO!!!
Pete: Who's the wise guy that shot this car?
Police Pony: I am sir, and I'm sorry.
Percy: I'm watching this car for a friend. What's he going to say when he finds out about this?!
Police Pony: I don't know. Bye. *Walks away*
Pete: If he was working on my railway, and did something reckless like that, I'd 火, 消防 him immediately.
Percy: Sir I don't think I have enough money to pay for this.
Pete: Relax, I'll help 你 out. *Gives Percy seven hundred dollars* And if there's any money left over, buy your friend a gift.
Percy: Alright, thanks. I better go get this car to a repair 商店 right now.
Pete: Go ahead. *Walks away*
Percy: *Starts the car, and drives away*
Once Pete stepped into the train station, he saw Gordon looking at him with a disapproving frown.
Pete: What's the matter now?
Gordon: There's a situation in the train yard. Follow me.
Pete: Ugh.
Date: July 26, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming. The train yard
Time: 7:47 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Gordon, and Pete got to the train yard, and saw the passenger car on Gordon's train.
Gordon: 你 see what Pierce, and Stylo did to my train?
Pete: I don't see what's wrong with it, and 你 说 they put the ketchup in there?
Gordon: Yes.
Pete: Well what's wrong with that?
Gordon: IT'S A PASSENGER CAR!!!!
Pete: Gordon, don't shout. 你 should be thanking Pierce, and Stylo for what they did. We have no 更多 freight cars in the yard, so that's going to stay on your train. 你 get the ketchup into Laramie right now.
Gordon: *Walks to his train*
Hawkeye: Have fun on your trip Gordon.
Gordon: Fuck you. *Gets into his engine*
Hawkeye: Fine. Don't have fun on your trip. In fact, I hope 你 die. *Walks away*
Gordon: Thanks a lot.
Hawkeye: Jeez. Being nice doesn't work with that 橙子, 橙色 blob.
Gordon drove his train out of the yard. Hawkeye, and Pete were watching when Stylo walked 下一个 to them.
Hawkeye: Where have 你 been?
Stylo: Doing Percy's job, and giving a few engines some maintenance.
Pete: He'll be back soon. He just has to get a car that belongs to one of his 老友记 to a repair shop.
Stylo: I feel-
Mirage: *Enters the trainyard in a freight train with Wilson*
Pete: Now we have 更多 freight cars.
Wilson: Pete!!!
Pete: What is it?
Wilson: We got seven freight trains behind us!!
Stylo: Things are getting back to normal.
Three days later, Brett returned from visiting his cousin in Manehattan.
Percy: *Walking with Brett to his car* I took care of it just like 你 wanted me to.
Brett: *Looking at his car* Nice. Very nice. I heard somepony shot my car, but 你 did very well getting it repaired.
Percy: How did 你 know about that?
Brett: Your boss Pete told me about it. He 说 this cop was trying to shoot a robber with a Tommygun, but he missed, and accidentally shot my car. Anyway, thanks again for taking care of my ride.
Percy: You're welcome Brett. *Gives keys to Brett*
Brett: *Gets in, and starts the car*
Percy watched, as his friend drove out of the parking lot.
Percy: Hopefully he comes here again.
The End
On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye, and Gordon race in their trains... Again