苹果白兰地 was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.
Rarity: That's the twentieth 杯形饼, 蛋糕 你 had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, 苹果白兰地 went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet 苹果 Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make 你 feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating 苹果白兰地 Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered 由 anypony.
As 苹果白兰地 was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave 苹果白兰地 an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the 最佳, 返回页首 of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That 小马 who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that 你 don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of 小马 你 are, 你 mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create 更多 ponies, so we won't need 你 anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, 苹果白兰地 was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, 你 had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but 你 drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course 你 are. 你 drank too much water, and 你 don't feel well. Drink some Ginger 麦酒, ale, 啤酒 instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One 更多 问题 Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
苹果白兰地 felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would 你 like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did 你 get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would 你 like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive 你 of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give 你 six pairs of wings, and 你 can have them 由 tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do 你 think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are 你 not feeling well?! Maybe 你 should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that 苹果白兰地 was the one shouting to her.
The End
Rarity: That's the twentieth 杯形饼, 蛋糕 你 had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, 苹果白兰地 went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet 苹果 Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make 你 feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating 苹果白兰地 Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered 由 anypony.
As 苹果白兰地 was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave 苹果白兰地 an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the 最佳, 返回页首 of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That 小马 who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that 你 don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of 小马 你 are, 你 mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create 更多 ponies, so we won't need 你 anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, 苹果白兰地 was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, 你 had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but 你 drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course 你 are. 你 drank too much water, and 你 don't feel well. Drink some Ginger 麦酒, ale, 啤酒 instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One 更多 问题 Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
苹果白兰地 felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would 你 like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did 你 get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would 你 like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive 你 of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give 你 six pairs of wings, and 你 can have them 由 tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do 你 think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are 你 not feeling well?! Maybe 你 should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that 苹果白兰地 was the one shouting to her.
The End