England unveils the secret weapon he plans to use in order to claim revenge against America -- a chair! An EVIL chair! An EVIL chair that Russia keeps sitting in at all the wrong moments!
Fun fact: When the three Japan-exclusive 变形金刚 G1 spin-offs were dubbed into english 由 Omni Productions, this intro (albeit with a small 编辑 或者 two) was used for all three shows.