I was going to be the 3rd smartass and post a shirtless female but I feel the joke would be too overdone if I did so and plus, realizing the majority of 粉丝 answering this 问题 are female (and probably either straight 或者 bisexual) (or fanboys who like seeing shirtless guys?) so I will post Izaya Orihara from Durarara shirtless and casually eating ice cream ._.