Me as a 狼

*Kate waits in the interview room bored to death*Kate:When is Humphrey coming I am so bored without him. Me:He will be here he is just so hard to catch. Kate:He hates boring places so he likes to run off. Me:I think we caught him I 爱情 the 杯形饼, 蛋糕 trick. *a worker shows Humphrey a 杯形饼, 蛋糕 making him follow the 杯形饼, 蛋糕 and walking into the interview room*Humphrey:please can 你 give me the 杯形饼, 蛋糕 I am so hungry. Worker:OK here 你 go. Humphrey:YAY finally something to eat.*Humphrey eats the cupcake*Humphrey:Hey Kate Where am I? Kate:You're being interviewed it's so boring here but I am happy...

~Sunday~ humphrey had gotten bored sense kate had left to visit some cousins from another pack so he headed twoards the city because he felt aroused. Apon hitting the city limits he found a girl that was about 16 and asked her "Hey do 你 wanna hang out at my 巢穴, den, 书房 for a bit?" The girl replied "Huh me really i just got dumped but sure" Humphrey walked 下一个 to her leading her to his and kates 巢穴, den, 书房 having naughty thoughts on his mind.

~Later~ humphrey says "Do 你 mind striping for me" and the girl 回复 "Umm sure" she takes off her 衬衫 and her boob jiggle a bit then she takes off her Skirt...

(June 25, 2011)

When I woke, it was morning. The sun was out and there was nothing left of the storm clouds except a faint haze to the east.
Scar was still slumbering peacefully, her ears twitching. Her soft breathing was so peaceful that I wanted nothing 更多 than to go back to sleep and cuddle up against that soft fur, but I had to stay up. I hadn't put anything in the car and I needed to get it all packed for the trip.
I dressed quickly and left the room silently.
On my way through the house to the 厨房 to get some coffee started, I heard an unusual noise that at first, I couldn't identify....

(June 6, 2011)

click clack The keys of the keyboard. click clack This clacking had been going on for an hour, devoted as I was to 写作 the novel I had started a 月 ago. It was called The Network and it was about this guy that creates a super fungus, lets himself become infected 由 it, and starts to take over the world using the land and sea as his media. The humans controlled the air, just to make it fair.

Engrossed as I was in in the adventures of Dan Cooper, known as "Mini" due to his immense height, I didn't hear Scar call my name the first time. It was when she 说 it the third time...