The vain in Pain’s head was throbbing badly as he saw the 晓组织 members fighting as usual. Sasori and Deidara were bickering about art. Hidan and Kakuzu were having a full blown fight. Tobi kept tugging on his sleeve and saying, “Leader. Leader. Leader.”
Finally Pain exploded in a fit of rage. “Shut up,” he shouted so loudly that the entire organization froze in place, “I have had it with your utter incompetence! All 你 do is fight with each other, fail every mission I give you, and give me stomach pains. 你 do all of this and I pay 你 for it. Sometimes I wish this foul organization didn’t even exist. It is absolutely-”.
Suddenly Pain just froze in place. Konan rushed to him. “Oh no,” she said, “Zetsu!” Zetsu emerged from the ground 下一个 to her. She whispered, “Something must be wrong with Nagato. We must get to him.” He nods and they rush to aid Nagato.
Meanwhile Nagato continued to cough up blood as he passed out. When he opened his eyes he was in a massive corridor filled with what seemed to be endless doors. Nagato asked, “Where am I?”
“This is the nexus of the multiverse,” 说 a voice behind Nagato, “Stand up so I can have a look at you.”
Nagato stood up and saw a fellow wearing a purple 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 and cloak. “I am the Guardian of the Multiverse,” he said, “I thought I would 显示 你 a world where your organization 晓组织 didn’t exist.”
Nagato chuckled as he said, “Fine. It’ll be nice to see how ruined their lives would be. Without 晓组织 they would all be homeless S-Rank Criminals, constantly on the run with no allies to help them.”
The Guardian opened one of the doors and told Nagato to follow him in.
As they entered, Nagato saw they were at some kind of large rally in Amegakure. He looked up and saw Konan waving to the crowd. “When I return from the Kage Summit I promise you, the people of Amegakure, that I shall help renew the Prosperity Pact between the six great countries,” she 说 to roaring applause.
Nagato looked confused, “What on earth is she talking about?”
The Guardian explained, “In this Universe 你 died along with Yahiko that fateful confrontation with Hanzo. The people of Amegakure was so distraught 由 Hanzo’s cruelty that they overthrew his leadership and made Konan the village leader. She has since been a major advocate for world peace and helped establish the Prosperity Pact between the six great countries.”
As Konan left the stage she hugged a blue-haired little boy that ran up to her. “I’ll miss 你 mommy,” he said.
“I’ll miss 你 too sweetie, but at last you’ll still have Daddy and your pet,” Konan said. Nagato turned to see that “daddy” was Kisame and the “pet” was Samehada with a dog collar.
Nagato’s lower jaw hit the ground from total shock.
“Yeah,” the Guardian said, “After his village forced him to kill his comrades Kisame became disillusioned with authority. Instead of joining 晓组织 though, which doesn’t exist in this universe, he became an activist fighting against government abuse of rights. He and Konan eventually met from their mutual activism and fell in love. He has now found his new purpose in life as a stay at 首页 dad.”
“Kisame is a dad and Samehada is a pet,” Nagato 说 in disbelief as the boy threw a Frisbee for Samehada to catch, “Kisame can’t even take proper care of a goldfish. I remember the goldfish got its tail stuck in a piece of coral in the 鱼 bowl, so to get it loose he cut the tail off.”
“Yes well let us head to that Kage Summit with Konan then shall we,” The Guardian 说 as he waved his hand and they teleported away.
Nagato watched Konan addressing the Kages and noticed that there were six Kages instead of the usual five. Nagato asked, “Who is the sixth Kage and where is he from?”
“That is the Mokukage,” 说 the Guardian, “He is the leader of Kusagakure which has become the sixth great country under his leadership.”
Nagato looked closer and saw it was Zetsu. “No way,” Nagato said, “I could believe the Konan thing, maybe even the Kisame thing, but Zetsu a Kage? Zetsu has 迷失 fights to butterflies.”
“Actually,” 说 the Guardian, “Since he isn’t your gopher in this world he has had to hone his jutsu. He became so skilled that he was made the leader of Kusagakure.”
“He is a cannibal though,” 说 Nagato.
“Well while experimenting with jutsu he learned how to do photosynthesis,” the Guardian explained, “Now all he eats is sunlight. I guess that makes him a ‘sunnibal’ instead of a cannibal.”
The guardian laughed at his joke though Nagato was clearly not amused.
“Why don’t we go pay Kakuzu and Hidan a visit now,” the Guardian said.
They teleported in front of a hospital with a crowd of people gathered.
Nagato smiled deviously, “I’ll bet they are badly injured in that hospital from fighting all the time.”
“Not quite,” 说 the Guardian. Kakuzu was rolled out onto a stage in a wheel chair 由 Hidan.
Nagato raised an eyebrow as he asked “What happened to Kakuzu?”
“Well,” 说 the Guardian, “After Kakuzu left his village and no 晓组织 to join, he spent most of his life alone with nothing but money. Then one 日 he saw some of his former comrades being killed 由 Hidan. On instinct he saved their lives 由 implanting his spare hearts in them. Realizing how good it felt to give, he began giving away his money to good causes like this hospital. Hidan was so touched 由 Kakuzu’s act of kindness that he abandoned Jashinism and became his personal caretaker.”
Nagato felt even 更多 confused he said, “Hidan touched 由 an act of kindness? He once saw a 小狗 helping a three-legged kitten and kicked them.”
Kakuzu cut the red ribbon and the audience applauded at the opening of the hospital. As Hidan was wheeling Kakuzu away he saw Asuma smoking in the crowd. He walked over to him and handed him a pack of nicotine gum.
“Here,” Hidan 说 smiling, “This will help 你 quit smoking and live longer.”
“Thanks,” Asuma 说 putting his cigarette out, “You’re a very nice guy.”
“He is 更多 than that,” Kakuzu 说 weakly, “He is my best friend in the whole world and the son I never had.”
Hidan started to tear up and hugged Kakuzu as he said, “I 爱情 你 too big guy.”
Nagato stuck his tongue out and said, “Ugh. I actually think I preferred their fighting.”
“It is time for us to go see some of the others now,” the Guardian said.
They teleported to an open field where fireworks were going off and puppets were doing acrobatics. The audience was applauding wildly. As the 显示 was ending the puppets got on 最佳, 返回页首 of one another forming two pyramids. Sasori and Deidara jumped from a clay bird and landed onto the two puppet pyramids as the audience let out one final wild scream of applause, particularly from girls.
Nagato asked, “What are they doing?”
“The two happened to come in contact with each other and disapproved of the other’s art,” the Guardian explained, “They fought for days and eventually developed a mutual respect for their art styles. They also saw how no one else could appreciate their art do to the destructive nature of it. So they combined their art styles into a 显示 that has made them celebrities.”
“Come on Sasuke,” Sakura said, “I want to try and get their autographs.”
Nagato looked over and saw Sakura and Sasuke going over to Deidara and Sasori.
“I thought Sasuke left Konoha,” Nagato said.
“Well actually that kind of ties into what happened to Itachi,” the Guardian said, “Since Itachi was not a member of 晓组织 he was able to go to the Otogakure and kill Orochimaru. He and Sasuke were able to resolve their differences and destroy Otogakure. The village was so grateful for the destruction of their enemy that they allowed Sasuke and Itachi to return to the village. Itachi died from illness, but not before attending Sasuke and Sakura’s wedding and knowing his clan once again held a place of honor in Konoha.”
“Thank you,” Sakura 说 as Deidara and Sasori handed her their autographs, “I’m a really big fan.”
“No problem,” Deidara said, “It is always great to meet an admirer un.”
Tobi soon walked up to Deidara and Sasori and put his arms around them, “We’ve got to get going guys. I’ve booked 你 two another 显示 to do in an hour.”
Nagato looked over at the Guardian and said, “He booked them a show?”
“Yes,” the Guardian said, “Tobi was heartbroken after the loss of Rin, but he learned from Deidara and Sasori’s art styles that although her life was fleeting there was a part of her that would always be eternal in him. He was so inspired 由 how they helped him that he became their manager.”
The Guardian thought for a moment. “Well I believe we have visited everyone,” the Guardian said, “Let’s head back.” A door appeared and Nagato and the Guardian went through it back to the nexus of the Multiverse.
The Guardian noticed Nagato looked depressed. He asked, “Is something wrong?”
“No,” Nagato 说 sarcastically, “I just learned that all of the 晓组织 members lives, as well as the world in general, would be better off if I and 晓组织 never existed. I’m doing great.”
“Well your world sure, but not for every world,” 说 the Guardian.
Nagato asked, “What do 你 mean?”
“Well in another world, your world is a manga/anime called ‘Naruto’,” 说 the Guardian, “Without 你 或者 any of the 晓组织 members doing anything evil the series became boring and got cancelled. Numerous 粉丝 who escape into a 幻想 world must now contend with their boring uneventful lives. 粉丝 girls who fantasize about having sex with the 晓组织 bad boys have nowhere to get turned on so now they must settle for boring, sexless relationships.”
“Huh,” Nagato 说 thinking, “I guess 晓组织 is important. I would like to return to my world now if I could.”
Nagato suddenly awoken with Konan and Zetsu at his side. Zetsu asked, “Are 你 okay sir?”
“Yes I’m alright,” Nagato said, “Is everything okay with all of you?”
“Yes,” 说 Zetsu, “I’m afraid the members have taken advantage of this opportunity to draw on the faces of your Six Paths with permanent ink.
Nagato looked as though he were about to get angry, but then broke out into laughter. “Those guys,” he chuckled.
Zetsu looked confused as he left and Konan asked, “Are 你 certain you’re okay?”
“Well I have one question,” 说 Nagato, “Would 你 ever marry Kisame?”
“Kisame?” Konan asked looking disgusted.
Nagato smiled at that reaction and said, “I 爱情 you.”
Finally Pain exploded in a fit of rage. “Shut up,” he shouted so loudly that the entire organization froze in place, “I have had it with your utter incompetence! All 你 do is fight with each other, fail every mission I give you, and give me stomach pains. 你 do all of this and I pay 你 for it. Sometimes I wish this foul organization didn’t even exist. It is absolutely-”.
Suddenly Pain just froze in place. Konan rushed to him. “Oh no,” she said, “Zetsu!” Zetsu emerged from the ground 下一个 to her. She whispered, “Something must be wrong with Nagato. We must get to him.” He nods and they rush to aid Nagato.
Meanwhile Nagato continued to cough up blood as he passed out. When he opened his eyes he was in a massive corridor filled with what seemed to be endless doors. Nagato asked, “Where am I?”
“This is the nexus of the multiverse,” 说 a voice behind Nagato, “Stand up so I can have a look at you.”
Nagato stood up and saw a fellow wearing a purple 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 and cloak. “I am the Guardian of the Multiverse,” he said, “I thought I would 显示 你 a world where your organization 晓组织 didn’t exist.”
Nagato chuckled as he said, “Fine. It’ll be nice to see how ruined their lives would be. Without 晓组织 they would all be homeless S-Rank Criminals, constantly on the run with no allies to help them.”
The Guardian opened one of the doors and told Nagato to follow him in.
As they entered, Nagato saw they were at some kind of large rally in Amegakure. He looked up and saw Konan waving to the crowd. “When I return from the Kage Summit I promise you, the people of Amegakure, that I shall help renew the Prosperity Pact between the six great countries,” she 说 to roaring applause.
Nagato looked confused, “What on earth is she talking about?”
The Guardian explained, “In this Universe 你 died along with Yahiko that fateful confrontation with Hanzo. The people of Amegakure was so distraught 由 Hanzo’s cruelty that they overthrew his leadership and made Konan the village leader. She has since been a major advocate for world peace and helped establish the Prosperity Pact between the six great countries.”
As Konan left the stage she hugged a blue-haired little boy that ran up to her. “I’ll miss 你 mommy,” he said.
“I’ll miss 你 too sweetie, but at last you’ll still have Daddy and your pet,” Konan said. Nagato turned to see that “daddy” was Kisame and the “pet” was Samehada with a dog collar.
Nagato’s lower jaw hit the ground from total shock.
“Yeah,” the Guardian said, “After his village forced him to kill his comrades Kisame became disillusioned with authority. Instead of joining 晓组织 though, which doesn’t exist in this universe, he became an activist fighting against government abuse of rights. He and Konan eventually met from their mutual activism and fell in love. He has now found his new purpose in life as a stay at 首页 dad.”
“Kisame is a dad and Samehada is a pet,” Nagato 说 in disbelief as the boy threw a Frisbee for Samehada to catch, “Kisame can’t even take proper care of a goldfish. I remember the goldfish got its tail stuck in a piece of coral in the 鱼 bowl, so to get it loose he cut the tail off.”
“Yes well let us head to that Kage Summit with Konan then shall we,” The Guardian 说 as he waved his hand and they teleported away.
Nagato watched Konan addressing the Kages and noticed that there were six Kages instead of the usual five. Nagato asked, “Who is the sixth Kage and where is he from?”
“That is the Mokukage,” 说 the Guardian, “He is the leader of Kusagakure which has become the sixth great country under his leadership.”
Nagato looked closer and saw it was Zetsu. “No way,” Nagato said, “I could believe the Konan thing, maybe even the Kisame thing, but Zetsu a Kage? Zetsu has 迷失 fights to butterflies.”
“Actually,” 说 the Guardian, “Since he isn’t your gopher in this world he has had to hone his jutsu. He became so skilled that he was made the leader of Kusagakure.”
“He is a cannibal though,” 说 Nagato.
“Well while experimenting with jutsu he learned how to do photosynthesis,” the Guardian explained, “Now all he eats is sunlight. I guess that makes him a ‘sunnibal’ instead of a cannibal.”
The guardian laughed at his joke though Nagato was clearly not amused.
“Why don’t we go pay Kakuzu and Hidan a visit now,” the Guardian said.
They teleported in front of a hospital with a crowd of people gathered.
Nagato smiled deviously, “I’ll bet they are badly injured in that hospital from fighting all the time.”
“Not quite,” 说 the Guardian. Kakuzu was rolled out onto a stage in a wheel chair 由 Hidan.
Nagato raised an eyebrow as he asked “What happened to Kakuzu?”
“Well,” 说 the Guardian, “After Kakuzu left his village and no 晓组织 to join, he spent most of his life alone with nothing but money. Then one 日 he saw some of his former comrades being killed 由 Hidan. On instinct he saved their lives 由 implanting his spare hearts in them. Realizing how good it felt to give, he began giving away his money to good causes like this hospital. Hidan was so touched 由 Kakuzu’s act of kindness that he abandoned Jashinism and became his personal caretaker.”
Nagato felt even 更多 confused he said, “Hidan touched 由 an act of kindness? He once saw a 小狗 helping a three-legged kitten and kicked them.”
Kakuzu cut the red ribbon and the audience applauded at the opening of the hospital. As Hidan was wheeling Kakuzu away he saw Asuma smoking in the crowd. He walked over to him and handed him a pack of nicotine gum.
“Here,” Hidan 说 smiling, “This will help 你 quit smoking and live longer.”
“Thanks,” Asuma 说 putting his cigarette out, “You’re a very nice guy.”
“He is 更多 than that,” Kakuzu 说 weakly, “He is my best friend in the whole world and the son I never had.”
Hidan started to tear up and hugged Kakuzu as he said, “I 爱情 你 too big guy.”
Nagato stuck his tongue out and said, “Ugh. I actually think I preferred their fighting.”
“It is time for us to go see some of the others now,” the Guardian said.
They teleported to an open field where fireworks were going off and puppets were doing acrobatics. The audience was applauding wildly. As the 显示 was ending the puppets got on 最佳, 返回页首 of one another forming two pyramids. Sasori and Deidara jumped from a clay bird and landed onto the two puppet pyramids as the audience let out one final wild scream of applause, particularly from girls.
Nagato asked, “What are they doing?”
“The two happened to come in contact with each other and disapproved of the other’s art,” the Guardian explained, “They fought for days and eventually developed a mutual respect for their art styles. They also saw how no one else could appreciate their art do to the destructive nature of it. So they combined their art styles into a 显示 that has made them celebrities.”
“Come on Sasuke,” Sakura said, “I want to try and get their autographs.”
Nagato looked over and saw Sakura and Sasuke going over to Deidara and Sasori.
“I thought Sasuke left Konoha,” Nagato said.
“Well actually that kind of ties into what happened to Itachi,” the Guardian said, “Since Itachi was not a member of 晓组织 he was able to go to the Otogakure and kill Orochimaru. He and Sasuke were able to resolve their differences and destroy Otogakure. The village was so grateful for the destruction of their enemy that they allowed Sasuke and Itachi to return to the village. Itachi died from illness, but not before attending Sasuke and Sakura’s wedding and knowing his clan once again held a place of honor in Konoha.”
“Thank you,” Sakura 说 as Deidara and Sasori handed her their autographs, “I’m a really big fan.”
“No problem,” Deidara said, “It is always great to meet an admirer un.”
Tobi soon walked up to Deidara and Sasori and put his arms around them, “We’ve got to get going guys. I’ve booked 你 two another 显示 to do in an hour.”
Nagato looked over at the Guardian and said, “He booked them a show?”
“Yes,” the Guardian said, “Tobi was heartbroken after the loss of Rin, but he learned from Deidara and Sasori’s art styles that although her life was fleeting there was a part of her that would always be eternal in him. He was so inspired 由 how they helped him that he became their manager.”
The Guardian thought for a moment. “Well I believe we have visited everyone,” the Guardian said, “Let’s head back.” A door appeared and Nagato and the Guardian went through it back to the nexus of the Multiverse.
The Guardian noticed Nagato looked depressed. He asked, “Is something wrong?”
“No,” Nagato 说 sarcastically, “I just learned that all of the 晓组织 members lives, as well as the world in general, would be better off if I and 晓组织 never existed. I’m doing great.”
“Well your world sure, but not for every world,” 说 the Guardian.
Nagato asked, “What do 你 mean?”
“Well in another world, your world is a manga/anime called ‘Naruto’,” 说 the Guardian, “Without 你 或者 any of the 晓组织 members doing anything evil the series became boring and got cancelled. Numerous 粉丝 who escape into a 幻想 world must now contend with their boring uneventful lives. 粉丝 girls who fantasize about having sex with the 晓组织 bad boys have nowhere to get turned on so now they must settle for boring, sexless relationships.”
“Huh,” Nagato 说 thinking, “I guess 晓组织 is important. I would like to return to my world now if I could.”
Nagato suddenly awoken with Konan and Zetsu at his side. Zetsu asked, “Are 你 okay sir?”
“Yes I’m alright,” Nagato said, “Is everything okay with all of you?”
“Yes,” 说 Zetsu, “I’m afraid the members have taken advantage of this opportunity to draw on the faces of your Six Paths with permanent ink.
Nagato looked as though he were about to get angry, but then broke out into laughter. “Those guys,” he chuckled.
Zetsu looked confused as he left and Konan asked, “Are 你 certain you’re okay?”
“Well I have one question,” 说 Nagato, “Would 你 ever marry Kisame?”
“Kisame?” Konan asked looking disgusted.
Nagato smiled at that reaction and said, “I 爱情 you.”
