“Ahh!” Tobi awoken and realized he had a bad dream. He looked around his room and sighed. He tried to go back to sleep, but kept having the same nightmare. Tobi thought for a 分钟 about what to do. “Of course. Senpai will help Tobi.” Tobi got out of his 床, 床上 and walked out of his room to Deidara’s room across the hall and slowly opened the door. He tiptoed in quietly and snuck into Deidara’s bed. “Hopefully senpai won’t mind if Tobi sleeps with him.” Deidara turned over and slowly opened his eyes and saw Tobi’s mask inches away from his face. Deidara jumped out of 床, 床上 yelling as he threw small spiders of clay at Tobi. As he was about to explode them Tobi yelled out, “Senpai wait! Don’t hurt Tobi!” Deidara realized it was Tobi. “Tobi! What are 你 doing in my 床, 床上 un?” Tobi looked up at Deidara. “Tobi had a nightmare and thought his senpai would help.” “Get out of my 床, 床上 或者 you’ll have a real life nightmare un.” Tobi got up as Deidara got back in his 床, 床上 and sighed. “I can’t believe you’re in 晓组织 Tobi. 晓组织 are supposed to be intimidating and fearless and 你 are afraid of just sleeping 由 yourself.” Tobi tilted his head. “Didn’t 你 and Sasori sleep together sometimes?” Deidara stopped moving and slowly lifted his head up revealing a scowl. He grabbed the clay spiders still in the 床, 床上 and threw them at the standing Tobi, exploding them and blowing Tobi out of the room. “That was for believing Hidan’s evil, disgusting, horrendous, nauseating, untrue rumors un!” Deidara slammed his door shut. Tobi got up and walked to another bedroom. He opened the door and saw Kakuzu sitting up in 床, 床上 counting money on his nightstand. “Kakuzu. Can Tobi sleep with 你 tonight? Tobi had a bad dream.” Kakuzu looked up at Tobi and grabbed his calculator. “Well I can rent 你 the spot 下一个 to me. I’ll have to charge 你 with sheet fees, 枕头 fees, late fees, and I’ll have to charge 你 for this price consultation.” Kakuzu showed Tobi the calculator. “Tobi doesn’t have this kind of money. Tobi doesn’t think anyone has this kind of money.” Kakuzu looked annoyed and launched his arm at Tobi to push him out. “You still owe me for the late fees and the price consultation.” Tobi then walked into Hidan’s room. “Hidan-.” Before Tobi could finish the sentence Hidan sat up, his eyes were red and his scythe was held to Tobi’s throat. Hidan stared Tobi down. “Never mind.” Tobi walked out of Hidan’s room and walked to Kisame’s room. Tobi walked in and heard Kisame talk in his sleep in a babyish voice. “But Mommy all the other kids make fun of me.” Tobi giggled as he heard that. Kisame then jumped up with Samehada in his hands. “Stop laughing at me 你 stupid heads!” Tobi dodged Kisame’s sleep attacking and ran from the room. Tobi then went to see Zetsu. Zetsu smiled as Tobi entered. “Oh Tobi. How are you?” “Tobi is a sad boy. Tobi had a nightmare and no one will comfort him.” “Well we’re sorry to hear that. Perhaps a snack will raise your spirits Tobi.” Zetsu pulled a 冷却器 out from under his bed. “We found this very delectable little girl the other day. She is a little chewy from the rigor mortis, but she is still quite good.” Zetsu looked up and Tobi was gone. “Tobi?” Tobi was throwing up in the bathroom. After that Tobi walked over to Pain and Konan’s room. As he opened the door, Konan pushed from on 最佳, 返回页首 of her and quickly reached for the 床, 床上 sheets to make sure they were covered. Konan blushed lightly as she looked at Tobi. “Tobi… what is it?” “Tobi had a nightmare. Can Tobi sleep with 你 two?” Pain looked annoyed. “No. Now get out.” Konan gave Pain a mean look and then looked at Tobi. “It would be a bit uncomfortable with the three of us Tobi.” “Okay. Why were 你 guys wrestling in 床, 床上 anyway?” Pain looked at him and thought up a lie quickly. “We were wrestling to see who gets 更多 closet space. I think I should because I have six bodies, but 你 know how women are.” Konan looked at Pain. “No I don’t. How are women Pain?” “Uhh.” Konan smiled at Tobi. “Just wait outside a 秒 Tobi. Pain will go sleep in your room, and 你 can stay here with me.” “Yay!” Tobi went outside as Konan got dressed in front of a confused Pain. “What are 你 doing? I thought we were going too-.” Konan interrupted Pain. “I changed my mind. 你 know how women are.” She smirked at Pain as he put his clothes on. Pain left the room as Tobi simultaneously entered it. As Pain walked down the hall Itachi crossed his path with a glass of water. “Let me guess. 你 说 something stupid and she kicked 你 out right?” Pain looked at Itachi. “Why would 你 assume that?” Itachi just stared at him. “On 秒 thought don’t answer that. How come Tobi can’t sleep with you?” Itachi kept on walking as he answered. “Because I’m the only one here smart enough to lock his door before he goes to sleep.”