Rated PG 13.

Chapter 1

I woke up that morning, not even wanting to get out of bed. I was so tired and I had a major hangover from last night's party. I looked down. I was really relieved that I still had my clothes on. I didn't want a repeat of last time. Brianna still isn't over me. She's freaking stalking me right now.

After my head stop spinning which was about twenty 分钟 later, I got out of bed. God I was a mess. Stupid Ken with a party on a school night. I looked at the clock beside the 表 and it read "8:30". I really didn't care if I was late. My record could take one 更多 late.

I stayed in 床, 床上 for even longer. My headache was major and I could barely what happened the last day.

After two 分钟 of thinking, I realized something; I was at Ken's house and I never left. How the hell did I get back home? Now that is freaky.

After trying to fall back asleep again, but not suceeding, I decided to get dressed and go to school. Right now it was about 10:00 and if I get ready and go to school it'll be 10:30. That's great I missed almost half the 日 of school. I would've stayed longer but I can't stay in 床, 床上 very long.

I quickly put on a pair of jeans and a white t-shirt. I put on my leather 夹克 on. It was my style, along with half the guys who want to be me.

I walked downstairs and got into my car. My mom has a job at an office which requires her to leave really early in the morning. She takes my little sister to karate practice later and let's her walk with her little ninja 老友记 to school after karate.

Actually Penelope is my half-sister. My biological father left me a long time 以前 and my step-father lives in Iraq. I'm not sure why my mom is still with that dickhead. It is so obvious he is cheating on her. Even Penelope knows what's going on and he hates her father too.

When I finally got to school I heard the 钟, 贝尔 ringing indicating third period. Wait what did I have again? Damn where's my backpack. Stupid headache.

I got out of the car and just walked into school. Maybe I would see someone from my class 或者 one of my friends. They would know probably.

When I got inside the school I immediately saw Jake. "Yo... Jake. What's up dude? 你 look freaky..." He had this weird sparkle in his eyes. It looked really strange, like he was going all ga-ga over someone. Maybe it was Lady GaGa... Haha I'm hilarious.

"Dude... Look right there..." He pointed to the direction and I saw this girl... She was beautiful! She had sparkling green eyes, really white teeth, and very short clothes. She looked exactly like the kind of girl I would be going all over, if I was like Jake, Ken and all the other guys I hang out with.

"Oh wow. Another girl for 你 to be crushing on?" This was the nineth this 月 I think. And the 月 just started two days ago.

"What's your point? And I'm not crushing... I think this may be love." he 说 with his Lady Ga-Ga eyes again.

"Yeah but didn't 你 say that about Brianna and Lilia?" I asked. He was really dumb... And if he actually could keep Brianna to himself I bet she wouldn't be stalking me right now.

"Well I would until a certain friend decided that he wanted to bang her..." Eww. Why did he say that word? It's so gross.

"Okay I was drunk, I can't contol how I am when I have alchol inside my body. I'm really sorry that I never learned how to not get drunk yet..." I sighed. Well that wasn't nice of him. And it was extremely gross.

"I think we should head to class now..." he said. Maybe he didn't have a comeback. 或者 maybe he'd tell me a comeback after school way after the conversation was over and when he finally got a good comeback.

"Sure... 由 the way, which class do we have right now?" Was he even in my class?

"Phys. Ed." Shit! I hate the class. It was sucks so much, and it's not because I stink in sports. I'm great in all sports we play but the fact that all the girls stare at my butt the whole time. They are pervs. And they say we are whenever we stare at their boobs 或者 something.

"Great..." I 说 sarcastically. He enjoys it when girls look at his. But I hate it because remember... I'm not into girls unless I'm drunk. I'm not a player... It's just those parties that Ken throws... too good to pass.

"Oh guess what? The new girl, my love, is in our class. I so can't wait to 显示 her my skills." he told me.

"What skills do 你 have? 你 suck at this subject. You're the only guy in our class that got 50. Seriously and 你 pass every other subject." Idiot.

"Whatever dude. I got skills and 你 just don't want to admit it. Fine whatever. But I'm pretty sure Megan would like to talk about it."

We went to the guys changeroom to see alot of guys already out. Well we had to hurry. Oh wait, I forgot my shorts and shirt. Oh well.

"Hey 你 have an extra 衬衫 或者 something?" I asked. I normally bring my clothes to my favourite subject, something that doesn't involve any mental thinking at all.

"Nah. Go get your own." He grinned.

"Ah, screw you." I 说 and I walked out of there leaving him all alone.

I don't care. But running in jeans is really hard. When I got out I was immediatly surrounded 由 girls saying how hot I was last night. Well I had to admit... Those new jet black jeans did look pretty good on me.

When Jake came out he pulled me out of the crowd. "Let's go to Megan!" I walked with him.

"Hey Meg. I'm Jake, your lover here at Ackermean High." Wow... Way to be smooth.

"Hey. I'm your friend's girlfriend, his lover here." What was she talking about? "Hello." She 说 directed to me.

I walked away. Not another one of these girls! Great. It's just my luck to get a new girl to have a crush on me.