Purrlionedlove (SP VS TW)

So, I have had this game called Dead Island in my game 图书馆 for some time. Once, I 说 this game was bad. It kinda made a lot of people angry. Though, that was before I was an accurate critic. So, now, I see that I shouldn't have called the game bad.... I should have called it a fucking boring mess of a zombie game. I mean, what the fuck kind of garbage is this shit?
Okay, so, 你 have all the main characters. This game lets 你 play as four characters. I hate them all. They are just a bunch of boring characters with no personality, and they say fuck 更多 then your average rager. But, I'm...

Hey, here is a Mario fanfic. Guess what? It sucks. Yeah, this one here is a real big fuck up, and it is known as Mario’s Inner Insanity. 由 the end of this, I think I’ll be the one who’s insane. Also, the author’s 用户名 is Mr. Steal 你 Ho, so, right off the bat, I can tell we’re going to “enjoy” this fanfic.
So, the fanfic starts with Bowser kidnapping Mario. Now, this fanfic can’t decide if it wants to be told in first 或者 third person. One minute, Mario’s telling us the story, and the next, there’s a narrator. Get used to that, because the fanfic is going to talk about...

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FBI Men: *Driving a Camaro* Hurry up! He's coming to stop us!
Johnny: *Chasing the FBI in his Belvedere* Corruption will lead 你 to nowhere.
S.B: *Watching Johnny chase the FBI* Well, I was going to have that person who looked exactly like me host this week's segment of the S.S.S.S, but that job will have to go to someone else. We're bringing Gran Turismo back into our lineup, so I'm letting Tim Miller host tonight.
Tim: Thanks. It feels good to be back. Tonight we got a new, crisp lineup for you, also including some shows we already featured in the past.

8 PM

Johnny Lightning - Rated...

Now, there are a lot of games that I am sure 你 are all excited for, weather it is Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate, Batman: Arkham Knight, 或者 Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, 或者 something else I’m not familiar with. But then there are the games that we were all hyped for, only for all of them to get cancelled. So, I am going to tell 你 all the games that looked amazing, but were sadly cancelled. Well, lets get to it, shall we.

#10: Super Mario 128 - Now, this was shown around the time when the Gamecube was going to be released. It was shown at E3, 展示 a bunch of Mario’s doing…....

Western films, 电影院 about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, 电影院 about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck 说 “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where 枪 were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only...

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Thomas: *Racing Sonic* You're not in any shows.
Sonic: I will be once On The Block begins season 2.
Thomas: Oh yeah.
Sonic: Plus my cousin Sean's in it.
Sean: *Blows his horn as he passes Thomas, and Sonic*
Sonic: Not that Sean.
Captain Jefferson: Gran Turismo is over. Let me go home.
Sonic: That's also the wrong Sean.
Sean The Hedgehog: *Waves hello to Sonic, and Thomas*
Thomas: But he's not.
Tom: Who cares?!?! Let's get those back to back episodes started!

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent...

I 爱情 animation. Hell, I am actually planning to get a career in being a writer for animation. And there are a lot of 动画片 out there. However, some of them can be… pretty screwed up at times. Now, for this list, I am only including one scene per show. I am also only including episodes from shows that I have seen. Also, these have to be cartoons. So, Goosebumps, while scary, is out. Also, I am excluding most anime, because the 列表 will be full of them. However, if it has been shown to kids on TV, than it is allowed. Okay, now, with all that said, let’s start the list.



#10: Imperfect...

After a tiring and busy 日 of work in the hospital, the flaxen coated mare unlocked the door of the vaulted residence. Her tawny mane was in a messy bun, and she was dressed in a white coat. As she walked inside her home, she accidentally stumbled upon a few letter blocks and stuffed 动物 that belonged to her young daughter, Willow. Her tangerine eyes shut as she released a sigh, carefully walking around the mess, heading straight to the living room. It was six in the morning, so she did not want to bother her family who were sleeping upstairs, so she instead would sleep on the couch.

To...

Walter: (Buying masks, gloves, and a bottle of aspirin from the Mall-Mart)
Store Clerk: (Swiping items)
Customer: Come on, man. Hurry up
Walter: Hey, 你 mind shutting up? We all got crap we got to do
Customer: (To the store clerk) 你 aren’t questioning this guy buying all this stuff
Store Clerk: Honey, I make minimum wage a week. Unless this gets me a raise, I won’t 问题 a damn thing
Walter: So, why don’t 你 stop poking your nose where it doesn’t belong and head to the express isle
Customer: It’s 更多 than ten items
Walter: Well, look at you, with your body weight, I doubt you’ll...

So, let’s go over the underaged killer stories again in the 都市传说 world. Okay, so we got Jeff the Killer- Well, this was a fucking mistake. As 你 know from… well, me, I am not a 粉丝 of the whole “emotional teenager becomes an unstoppable killer because people are too stupid to fight off a 刀 wielding psychopath with a gun” creepypastas, 或者 E.T.B.U.K.B.P.A.T.S.T.F.O.K.W.P.W.A.G. Creepyastas This includes Jeff the Killer, all of his awful 粉丝 creepypastas, Jane the Killer, Clockwork, and Eyeless Jack. And trust me, I’m going to touch upon those stories later on. So, when I...