Purrlionedlove (SP VS TW)

Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that 爱情 cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal 街, 街道 racers, 或者 cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when 你 go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if 你 take a look at the map, 你 will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are 火, 消防 departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, 流行的 for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...

Narrator: Gather around children, and and I’ll tell 你 a tale
Child: Why are we here
Narrator: Because I ain’t getting paid 由 the 小时 just to sit around with my dick in my hand. Now, this is based on a true story
Child: But 你 说 it was a tale
Narrator: Don’t 问题 my rhyming. Now, it all started in Colorado
Child: Is it South Park
Narrator: No, now shut up. Now, this is the story of of Wind and how he was less of a dick on Christmas

Wind: (Lying his head on the desk, as 圣诞节 音乐 plays on the P.A.)
Cody: Hey, faggy Claus. I learned that one from a movie
Wind: (Sits his head up,...

你 know, after the fucking disaster that was the live action Attack on Titan movie, I thought about what was some of the worst Japanese movie adaptions from an 日本动漫 and game. It was honestly kind of hard. I decided to look at games, since they seem to be fucked up very easily 由 everyone. First, there was the live action Phoenix Wright movie…. and it was surprisingly good. And trust me, I’ll talk about that movie some other time. So, I decided to take a look at a movie that took place two years after the Phoenix Wright movie. It is a movie based on the famous RPG Maker game Ao Oni…....

Remember in my review of I Won't Leave 你 when I 说 that there is a story that has no respect in it. Well, that story would be Ihsoy.
So, this is a Mario 都市传说 about a cursed Mario game. Fan-fucking-tastic. Anyway, the story starts with a guy going to a Gamestop and buying the game that has a bad marker 写作 on it. The store does know those are signs of a bootleg game, right.
Anyway, he pays this on his 3DS, and the game starts with Mario getting killed 由 Yoshi.... Well, that escalated quickly. Then, Mario comes back to life and kills Yoshi.... and this goes on and on and on. It...

Hello everyone, and today, instead of a simple video game list. Well, now, here is a 最佳, 返回页首 ten 日本动漫 shows. Now, I always loved 日本动漫 ever since I was a little kid, and it is still lovable today. So, what are my most 最喜爱的 animes of all time. Well, let me tell you

10: Bobobobo Bobobo - My god, this 显示 is 日本动漫 is freaking hilarious. It is about a man named Bobobobo Bobobo, but it's Bobobo for short, who uses his hair fighting technique to fight off the evil tyrant Czar Baldy Bald IV and his plans to make everyone bald. This 显示 is just so crazy and so funny at the same time. If 你 want...

What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.

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Stallion 55: *Standing 由 his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not.

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Julia: *Chasing a 小马 driving a black Jaguar in the night*

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to her*...

Announcer 1: Hello everyone, and welcome to another game of High school Baseball. I’m Dave Davidson
Announcer 2: And I’m John Johnson
Dave: And we got a real good game for 你 all today. It’s the Trenton Democrats against their rivals, the, and I can’t believe this is the team name, 牛津, 牛津大学 Fascist Fuckers
John: That’s right, Dave. And it looks like the Fascist Fuckers who are gonna get fucked
Dave: Kinda like your ex-wife
John: Very true. Now, lets look at the best players. For the Trenton Democrats, we have Little Ray, with a height of over 7’5
Dave: I still don’t get why they...

So remember back in the good ol days of the 90s and early 2000s where playing video games made 你 a violence loving psychopath? Well if that’s the case, then I think I should be a doctor now cause I have done so much surgery in Trauma Team. And to note, I have not played any of the Trauma Center games. This is the only one I have played.
Back when I was in need of some Wii games and only had Brawl on my list, one of the games I had gotten was Trauma Team, a game I and according to the sales, no one has heard of. The game has six different kinds of characters, all with their own kinds...

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Master Sword: *Watching the opening credits of Airplane!*
Sean The Hedgehog: *Walks in* 你 know we're starting soon, right?
Master Sword: What??! I thought we had tonight off!!
Sean The Hedgehog: That was last week. Let's go.
Orion: *Refueling a diesel with Percy, and Jeff*
Mily: *Blows her whistle as she passes by* I'm in another cameo! *Giggles*
Orion: She seems cheerful for someone that made a 4 秒 appearance.
Rainbow Dash: *Lands 下一个 to Orion* It's your 最喜爱的 pegasus, 彩虹 Dash, from The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash. I'm hosting tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday...

Welcome to the third 列表 of the 万圣节前夕 related lists. Today, we will be looking at the apparitions from the other world, 或者 in a 更多 understandable term, ghosts. What makes ghosts so iconic is that no one knows if they are evil, good, 或者 just plane pissed off. That is what makes ghosts so interesting. So, today, let us look at these specters and see which ones are on the list. Rules, as usual. Only one ghost per franchise and only the ones I’ve seen. Now, with that said, let’s get started

#10: Sim Ghosts from The Sims

Now, death is real hard for anyone. Whether it’s a loved one that...

Let’s talk about the media- They suck. Okay, that was fun. Lets talk about video game controversy. This is when a game as something that is so violent and disturbing, that the media will begin talking about, and cause a widespread uproar. However, most video game controversies are just…. insanely stupid. So, this is the 列表 for the stupidest video game controversies ever.

#10: Violence from Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Atari - Now, I’m sure all of 你 horror 粉丝 out there have seen 或者 at least heard of the 1974 horror movie classic Texas Chainsaw Massacre. So, it’s no doubt that a game...

After the first worst bosses list, I failed to believe that there could exist 更多 awful bosses. I have hope in game creators that they will do everything in their power to make bosses 更多 fun, challenging, and worth my time, and would never find 更多 bosses as bad as those in the past… I was an idiot to think that! While I do believe there exists 更多 good video game bosses than bad bosses, that doesn’t mean there aren’t bad video game bosses out there. And let me tell you, they are, for a fact, out there. And they are really bad. So, naturally, the same rules as it was previously,...

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Mike: Heeey.
Sean: What do 你 want Fonzi?
Mike: Ladies. *Blows his horn*
Rosie: *Pops up in front of him*
Mike: Uuuhhh....
Sean: Too much for 你 to handle? *Chuckles as he leaves*
Snowflake: What is it with that red diesel? Blowing his horn just to attract steam engines? Anyways, I'm Snowflake from Ponies On The Rails, and I'll be your hostess tonight. We're finishing off this segment of the S.S.S.S with another episode of On The Block, and The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash. Enjoy.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping,...

Okay, so, there are a lot of Troll Creepypastas out there. I know that they were made to just be a bunch of jokes…. but… This one is just so bad, it’s good. It takes all the cliches of a modern 都市传说 and intentionally makes this story bad. So, here it is. I present 你 The 日 of All The Blood. The most intentionally awful 都市传说 I’ve read.
So, it starts with this guy who is just walking, then suddenly, he starts bleeding all over the place. See, that is a joke to those 都市传说 cliches that use too much blood. Trust me, it gets kinda funny from here on you. His blood fills...