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So back when I was talking about Bloodborne on this list, I mentioned how there was one game 由 FromSoftware that just couldn’t beat this one, and unless you’ve been living under a rock for the passed ten years, then 你 will know that game is Dark Souls, the first one, of course.
Dark Souls is set in the medieval kingdom of Lordran, and 你 play as the Chosen Undead, one of the many who have been sent to this dying land in a world where people cannot die. Your goal is to collect the souls of the four ancient lords who ruled this land and use them to either rekindle the First Flame and keep the Age of 火, 消防 going 或者 let it die and allow the Age of Dark to come and give power to mankind. The world of Dark Souls was the first to 亚瑟小子 in what I have been seeing a lot in medieval 幻想 games nowadays, that being that they are darker and 更多 gritty. Sure, Dark Souls was inspired 由 Berserk, but everything is inspired 由 something, isn’t it? Everything from the destroyed town of the Undead Burg to the creepy atmosphere of the Duke’s Archives to the walking skeletons found in the Tomb of the Giants. And that’s just a few examples. A lot of places in this game feel like they were once grand locations to explore, but have now fallen to ruin due to the end of the world coming to this kingdom. It’s fascinating to read up on the lore of these places and the enemies and characters within them. Like how the magic users in the Duke’s Archives are actually kidnappers that steal maidens for Seath’s experiments 或者 how the demons of this game all originate from one level thanks to one boss birthing them out. And the bosses in this game are incredible. Sure, not all of them are amazing, like 床, 床上 of Driving Me Fucking Mad, but for the most part, bosses like the massive Iron Golem, the giant 狼 Sif, and the brilliant fight between Ornstein and Smough, these all are grand fights, leaving 你 at the mercy of these hulking foes, all of them once something amazing, now fallen to either madness and the desire to kill, 或者 protecting something from 你 so that 你 don’t do something reckless in their eyes. And I should mention that this game is in fact hard for newcomers. It was advertised that 你 will die a lot in this game, and they were right about that. But when 你 learn what to do, it becomes easier. And it’s reward to learn the mechanics of this game, from item usage, to timing when to attack, dodge, 或者 block in a boss fight. The game rewards perfect playing and doing so will save your 屁股 on several occasions. And the score of this game is amazing. Not on the level of Dark Souls III grand soundtrack, but there are moments where this game amazes me. From your first time entering the kingdom of Anor Londo, to the time 你 enter Ash Lake and hear that ominous choir. And the final boss theme is so… not amazing, and I mean that in a good way. It’s slow, and kind of sad. And I 爱情 it so much.
Dark Souls was the kind of game I needed. In a decade where I was so bored with modern games, even ready to give up on modern games entirely, Dark Souls came to peak my interest in video games again and to get me excited to try out new games. Dark Souls does not hold your hand. It’ll beat 你 again and again. But like a girl in a Tyler Perry movie, no matter how many times Dark Souls kicks my ass, I’ll always come back for more. Only Dark Souls beats me out of love. And I’m kind of a masochist, so that’s just a turn on to me anyway
Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on 火, 消防 again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...
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So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs 或者 any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative 或者 thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but 更多 of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...
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Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting 更多 than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much 迷失 the only person...
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So, I want to talk about an amazing 日本动漫 that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That 日本动漫 is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an 日本动漫 that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down 由 the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...
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Link: Okay, so, what do we do 下一个 on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are 你 serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't 你 find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: 你 will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...
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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one 更多 person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. 你 mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: 你 want your reward 或者 not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the 糖果 store
Tetra:...
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Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, 由 setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...
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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK 你 (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the 下一个 Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are 你 still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Final 幻想 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...
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People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in 问题 is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, 你 will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...
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迅速, 斯威夫特 Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! 你 had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that 你 were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. 你 have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what 你 did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard 迅速, 斯威夫特 justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. 你 can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...
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Technophilia

November, 2099. The sun has become a dim light that was once a magnificent star. The Earth has grown cold and dark. Soon the sun will go out. No one who can afford to leave stays there, and those that do stay on Earth only do so for reasons of nostalgia 或者 lack of finances. The outer solar system has now become humanity’s home. Large 太空 stations have been built on asteroids all across the solar system. The first of these was the 太空 colony known as New Olympus. What started out as a small colony on a large rock has grown into a massive empire, where neon lights shine brighter...
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Source: Michigan
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Source: Michigan


So despite the fact that I talked about Dual Destinies, it is not my 最喜爱的 of the Ace Attorney games. Sure, I am aware of it’s really good story and it’s technical advancements to the franchise, but my 最喜爱的 in the franchise is the very first one I played… And considering the narrative in the franchise, it may not have been great to start with the third game in the franchise, but whatever.
Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations follows Phoenix Wright in his third 年 of being a defense lawyer. As he deals with the past that is coming back to haunt him in the form of a mysterious...
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(NOTE: This is an old 文章 I was going to do but NEVER got around to, sorry. Here's all I had done, I know it's not much.)

Villains! Often the antagonist in a 显示 that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my 收藏夹 as well, so understand that before 阅读 this article.

Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.

Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D

#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)



IF 你 THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...
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Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were 你 dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like 你 don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving...
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