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So back when I was talking about Bloodborne on this list, I mentioned how there was one game 由 FromSoftware that just couldn’t beat this one, and unless you’ve been living under a rock for the passed ten years, then 你 will know that game is Dark Souls, the first one, of course.
Dark Souls is set in the medieval kingdom of Lordran, and 你 play as the Chosen Undead, one of the many who have been sent to this dying land in a world where people cannot die. Your goal is to collect the souls of the four ancient lords who ruled this land and use them to either rekindle the First Flame and keep the Age of 火, 消防 going 或者 let it die and allow the Age of Dark to come and give power to mankind. The world of Dark Souls was the first to 亚瑟小子 in what I have been seeing a lot in medieval 幻想 games nowadays, that being that they are darker and 更多 gritty. Sure, Dark Souls was inspired 由 Berserk, but everything is inspired 由 something, isn’t it? Everything from the destroyed town of the Undead Burg to the creepy atmosphere of the Duke’s Archives to the walking skeletons found in the Tomb of the Giants. And that’s just a few examples. A lot of places in this game feel like they were once grand locations to explore, but have now fallen to ruin due to the end of the world coming to this kingdom. It’s fascinating to read up on the lore of these places and the enemies and characters within them. Like how the magic users in the Duke’s Archives are actually kidnappers that steal maidens for Seath’s experiments 或者 how the demons of this game all originate from one level thanks to one boss birthing them out. And the bosses in this game are incredible. Sure, not all of them are amazing, like 床, 床上 of Driving Me Fucking Mad, but for the most part, bosses like the massive Iron Golem, the giant 狼 Sif, and the brilliant fight between Ornstein and Smough, these all are grand fights, leaving 你 at the mercy of these hulking foes, all of them once something amazing, now fallen to either madness and the desire to kill, 或者 protecting something from 你 so that 你 don’t do something reckless in their eyes. And I should mention that this game is in fact hard for newcomers. It was advertised that 你 will die a lot in this game, and they were right about that. But when 你 learn what to do, it becomes easier. And it’s reward to learn the mechanics of this game, from item usage, to timing when to attack, dodge, 或者 block in a boss fight. The game rewards perfect playing and doing so will save your 屁股 on several occasions. And the score of this game is amazing. Not on the level of Dark Souls III grand soundtrack, but there are moments where this game amazes me. From your first time entering the kingdom of Anor Londo, to the time 你 enter Ash Lake and hear that ominous choir. And the final boss theme is so… not amazing, and I mean that in a good way. It’s slow, and kind of sad. And I 爱情 it so much.
Dark Souls was the kind of game I needed. In a decade where I was so bored with modern games, even ready to give up on modern games entirely, Dark Souls came to peak my interest in video games again and to get me excited to try out new games. Dark Souls does not hold your hand. It’ll beat 你 again and again. But like a girl in a Tyler Perry movie, no matter how many times Dark Souls kicks my ass, I’ll always come back for more. Only Dark Souls beats me out of love. And I’m kind of a masochist, so that’s just a turn on to me anyway
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In 1977, Stephen King, famous horror story writer, released his book titled The Shining. It was a pretty disturbing book that a lot of people enjoyed. So much, that it even got a movie made, directed 由 the legendary Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick had not worked on horror 电影院 before, so he wanted to give The Shining a shot. That sort of work ended up leading to one of the most influential and most iconic and greatest horror 电影院 of all time… In my opinion anyway.



The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a true classic in the horror movie genre. It challenged it’s viewers with scenes of violence, a very dark sense of humor, and one of the most disturbing horror movie antagonists ever. So naturally, the best way to represent it is to make a remake of it, and give the directing job to Michael Bay….. Oh boy. This is 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are 你 excited? Because I’m not.



So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their 老友记 heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...
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About some time 以前 back in the 年 2010, I remember walking into this one store, that sold Xbox 360 games for ten bucks. Clearly we were dealing with bargain bin games. From what I’ve learned, bargain bin games are the worst games 你 can get. However, from what I’ve been told, that is a load of crap. Bargain bin games are kinda like a mine. Sometimes, you’ll find useless crap, but other times, 你 may just strike 金牌 at the bottom. Seriously, they were selling Brutal Legend in those bins. That’s how underrated that game is. But, we’re not here to talk about that. We’re here...
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I've always been a good speller. Some people just have the knack while others struggle their whole lives to spell even the most rudimentary words. With the advent of the internet came widespread apathy towards proper spelling. I'd just assume 加入 the masses but I'm sure I'd never forgive myself—not after everything that's happened. Allow me to explain.

In sixth grade there was a spelling bee at my elementary school. Long story short—I won. It wasn't fair, really, considering the fourth and fifth graders were involved, but I didn't let empathy 酸, 酸奶 the moment. My classmates were thrilled...
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Cody: (Watching movie with James)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have 你 ever wanted to yell at people older than 你 由 calling them little faggots? Well, now 你 can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if 你 buy the DLC, 你 get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO 你 CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last...
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Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run 由 assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...
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Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it 你 would never be able to find it unless 你 went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with 你 over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...
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Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of 蘑菇 drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent 龟, 海龟 people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end 由 the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...
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(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the 评论 section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope 你 enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the 年 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even 更多 powerful than...
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Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if 你 don’t do something about it, I’ll force 你 to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like 你 can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...
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"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about 苹果 pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. 你 and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as 你 don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...
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Have 你 ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who 说 that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The 下一个 day, John was...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie...
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~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found 由 Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....
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~Story~

In the 年 1927, there is a small island town in New York named 狐狸 Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run 由 a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran 由 one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across 狐狸 Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....
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It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic 日本动漫 the other 日 and it finally came to my head. A 问题 that haunts almost EVERY single 日本动漫 and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many 日本动漫 in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES 你 COULD GO TO WOULD 你 PICK A CLASSROOM TO 显示 YOUR 日本动漫 IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES 你 COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another 日 in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I 说 to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, 或者 insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those 电影院 that is hated, weather 由 fans, critics, 或者 the world in general, but 你 just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: 《终结者》 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, 粉丝 were hyped for the 下一个 one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They 说 that it wasn’t...
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