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Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal

Shortly after 彩虹 Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do 你 know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
彩虹 Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want 你 to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go 由 the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also an armory room, we oughta put one in there.
彩虹 Dash: And one 由 the anti aircraft gun.
Sean: Right *points gun at Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon* Let me make myself perfectly clear. If any of 你 two make a sound, I'll murder 你 both. Got it?
Diamond Tiara: *Shakes head yes*
SilverSpoon: *Does the same*
Sean: Alright. While Dash sets the explosives, we'll use a radio room in the upper floor. Let's get there. Move.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *Stand still*
Sean: MOVE!!
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *follows Cadence*
Cadence: *Exits*

Once we left, 彩虹 Dash got started placing traps.

彩虹 Dash: *places trap 由 fireplace*
Sean: *walks into radio room*
Shredder: *looks at dead pilot* (I remember doing that)
Sean: *places trap behind books* (Twilight would not like this)
彩虹 Dash: *places trap alongside door*
Sean: Shredder, go in the armory and throw an explosive in there.
Shredder: On it. *walks in armory*
Nazis: Pony!!
Shredder: *kills Nazis* *throws explosive in armory*
Sean: *sees anti aircraft gun* Cadence, an explosive please
Cadence: *Gives Sean explosive*
Sean: *throws explosive at anti aircraft gun*

Meanwhile in the golden hall

彩虹 Dash: *places last trap on door*
Twilight: *appears out of nowhere* Well look what we have here. 彩虹 Crap.
彩虹 Dash: Seriously? As if 彩虹 Crash wasn't bad enough.
Twilight: *Grabs sword* I think your death would be much worse
彩虹 Dash: My death? *grabs sword*
Twilight: *swings sword*
彩虹 Dash: *blocks attack* *swings sword to right*
Twilight: *jumps*
彩虹 Dash: *kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Knocked out*
彩虹 Dash: *leaves golden hall*

Near the radio room

Sean: *about to walk upstairs*
Nazis: *coming down stairs*
Sean: Get back, get back!!
Cadence: *opens door*
Others: *Enter*
Cadence: *closes door*
Nazi 1: So stellt sich heraus das griffons hatten ihre Ankunft hier verzögert.
Nazi 2: *laughs* Wer wusste, dass sie Angst vor der nur Schnee?

They passed us, and I opened the door

Sean: Seems like the griffons haven't arrived yet.
Shredder: How do 你 know?
Sean: I understand german. Those two 说 the griffons wouldn't get here until later because of a snowstorm.
Shredder: Excellent.

彩虹 Dash was going as fast as she could to catch up with the others

Twilight: *appears out of nowhere* Man, your moves are impressive. But they aren't good enough *swings sword toward Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *blocks attack*
Twilight: *grabs part of wall*
彩虹 Dash: *about to attack*
Twilight: *blocks attack* Prepare to die *throws part of 墙 toward Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *dodges wall* Ha!! *swings sword toward Twilight*
Twilight: *dodges, and hits 彩虹 Dash*

Later, at the 秒 floor radio room

Radio operator: *listening to music*
Sean: *walks up*
Cadence: *sees operator*
Sean: We'll go 由 that room. Shredder, kill the operator.
Shredder: On it.
Radio operator: *changes radio station*
Shredder: *walks slowly*
Sean: Use your wings
Shredder: *quietly flies to radio operator*
Sean: *Watches*
Shredder: *getting close*
Radio Operator: *switches radio station*
Shredder: ??
Radio Operator: *turns off radio*
Shredder: *slowly flies to radio operator*
Radio Operator: *turns to see Shredder*
Sean: *shoots Radio Operator*
Radio Operator: *turns on alarm, and dies*
Shredder: *runs to alarm switch* *hits switch* It won't turn off!
Sean: *destroys alarm*

Another alarm in the other side of the 城堡 went off.

Sean: *walks to radio* You'll need this *gives 秒 gun to Shredder*
Cadence: *hides with Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon*
Nazis: *running* Move!! We must find the intruders!!
彩虹 Dash: *flies up*
Twilight: Where do 你 think you're going? *follows*
彩虹 Dash: *flies onto roof*
Twilight: *kicks 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *falls toward edge*
Twilight: *throws window*
彩虹 Dash: *dodges window*
Twilight: *throws brick*
彩虹 Dash: *Gets hit 由 brick*
Twilight: *throws ceiling tiles*
彩虹 Dash: *hits ceiling tiles*
Twilight: *gets hit* Ow man!
彩虹 Dash: Well 你 hit me with a brick! *flies away* My nose is bleeding.

Back to Shredder

Nazis: *Walking toward Shredder*
Sean: Broadsword calling Dannyboy!!
Nazis: *getting closer*
Shredder: *shoots Nazis*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder: *hides behind wall*
Nazi: *shoots at Shredder*
Shredder: *reloading*
Nazis: *keep shooting*
Shredder: *kills Nazi on stairs*
Nazi: *shoots at Shredder*
Shredder: *hides behind wall*
Nazis: *Arrive at end of hallway*
Shredder: *shoots at Nazis*
Nazis: *shoot at Shredder*
Shredder: *kills Nazis at end of hallway*
Nazis: *shooting at Shredder*
Sean: Broadsword calling Dannyboy!
Nazis: *shooting wall*
Shredder: *hiding behind wall*
Nazis: *set up MG42*
Shredder: *kills 更多 Nazis*
Machine gunner: *shoots wall*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred in the armory room

Nazis: *look at roof* Dust is falling from there
Shredder: *holding two MP40's, and kills 更多 Nazis*
Sean: Broadsword calling Dannyboy!!!
Nazis: *hear 更多 explosions*
Nazi Captain: Bringen Granaten hier vor, dass Pegasus tötet mehr von unseren Leuten!
Shredder: *kills 更多 Nazis*

Meanwhile at the power generator

Nazi Colonel: *walks to power generator*
Luna: Dannyboy calling broadsword, over.
Sean: Everything ready. We need transport! Understood?
Luna: Understood. Do 你 have it, over?
Sean: We have it! We have it all! Over.
Luna: All sins forgiven. Now-
Nazi colonel: *shuts off power*
Sean: Shit. *walks to Cadence* Make a copy of me now!
Cadence: Ok, I'll try.
Nazis: *grab grenades*
Shredder: *killing 更多 Nazis*
Nazi colonel: NOW!!
Nazi: *throws grenade*
Shredder: *picks up grenade*
Nazi: *shoots at Shredder*
Shredder: *Throws grenade back*
Nazis: *Die*
Cadence: *finishes copy of Sean*
Sean: Good work.
Copy: What should I do?
Sean: *sets up rope* Climb down.
Nazis: *throw 更多 grenades*
Shredder: *runs back in room* Grenades!
Sean: Alright, come in here *enters room*
Copy: *climbs down rope*
Shredder: *enters room*
Nazis: *Arrive*
Nazi colonel: *runs to window* Corporal!!
Nazi corporal: *Gives colonel MP40*
Copy: *climbing down rope*
Nazi colonel: *shoots Copy*
Copy: *releases grip*

The copy of me then fell to his death. They thought I was killed.

On 最佳, 返回页首 of the castle, 彩虹 Dash was lost. She couldn't find the others

彩虹 Dash: *finds window*
Twilight: *comes out of window*
彩虹 Dash: *attacks*
Twilight: *blocks attack*
彩虹 Dash: *keeps attacking*
Twilight: *dodges, and swings sword*
彩虹 Dash: Nnnnnnhhh *tries to push sword away from her*
Twilight: Man give up. 你 can't defeat me!
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: Then you're thinking the wrong way *attacks*
彩虹 Dash: *blocks attack*
Twilight: *about to hit 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *kicks Twilight in the eye*
Twilight: Ow!

彩虹 Dash's kick caused Twilight to lose grip on her sword

Twilight: *catches sword with magic*
彩虹 Dash: *gets closer to edge*
Twilight: *keeps attacking*
彩虹 Dash: *blocks attacks*
Twilight: *Cuts off 彩虹 Dash's right hoof*
彩虹 Dash: AAAHHHHHH!!!!
Twilight: Man this would've gone much easier if 你 didn't try to fight me. Your a pussy!
彩虹 Dash: *moves back*
Twilight: I can help change that. 你 just have to 加入 me, and together we can rule all of Equestria!!
彩虹 Dash: *holding onto ledge* I'll never 加入 you! 你 bastard!!!
Twilight: Man I'm a mare, 你 can't call me a bastard.
彩虹 Dash: *Rolls eyes*
Twilight: Shredder never told 你 about your sister.
彩虹 Dash: He told me enough!! He told me a texting driver killed her!!
Twilight: No man. I'm yo' sister.
彩虹 Dash: *shocked* no.. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
Twilight: 搜索 yo' feelings and accept the truth man.
彩虹 Dash: *breaks down in tears* NOOO!!!!!!! No!!
Twilight: It's no use 彩虹 Dash. The Nazis are winning. Your army stands no chance. 加入 me, and together we can rule Equestria.
彩虹 Dash: *looks down, then let's go*
Twilight: Fuck.

Inside the 城堡

Nazis: Look, there's 彩虹 Dash!! *shoots 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: OW!! *falls onto ledge*
Nazis: *look out window* I don't see her.
Sean: *spots Nazis, and kills them*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Nazis: The anti aircraft gun is exploding!! *Die*
Sean: Cadence, get the others to the room at the end of the hallway.
Cadence: I'm on it *gets others to the room at the end of the hallway*
彩虹 Dash: *nearly falling off ledge* Shredder?
Sean: *hears 彩虹 Dash* Dash?
彩虹 Dash: Sean!!
Sean: *sees 彩虹 Dash* Oh no! Who did this to you?! Who cut your hoof off?!?!
彩虹 Dash: Twilight.
Sean: Ok, hang in there. I'll get Cadence to heal you. *carries 彩虹 Dash*

Back at the golden hall

Nazis: *knock on doors* Open up in there!! *knocks on doors* Twilight Sparkle 说 someone was in here!! Auf machen. *opens doors*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred, and all the Nazis around the door died.

Returning to me, and the others.

Cadence: *heals 彩虹 Dash*
Sean: Good work. Now put on these coats so 你 won't freeze to death. Quickly now *sets up rope*
Everyone: *puts on coat*
Sean: *puts on coat* Shredder, 你 go first, then 彩虹 Dash, then the two fillies.
Cadence: Got it.
Shredder: *goes down rope*
彩虹 Dash: Twilight 说 I was a pussy. Is that true?
Sean: Of course not.
彩虹 Dash: Thank 你 *goes down rope*
Sean: Tiara, go.
Diamond Tiara: *goes down rope*
Sean: Silverspoon?
Silverspoon: *goes down rope*
Sean: And finally Cadence, then me.

Later at the radio room on the 秒 floor

Nazis: *arrive*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred

Nazis: *fall out window*
Other Nazis: *on fire* AAHHHHH
Twilight: Man, shut da fuq up, and find those intruders!

After the Nazis striked back, things were going our way. Now we just had to get into the cable car. We were standing on the roof, and one cable car was in the station

Sean: Shredder, fly down there, and lock all the doors.
Shredder: Ok *flies into station* *runs to end of corridor* *opens door*
Nazis: *fighting fire, and running around*
Shredder: *closes door, and locks it*

Shortly after that, Shredder went back to the station, to lock the 下一个 door

Shredder: The doors in the corridors are locked.
Sean: See what controls they have.
Shredder: *turns on generator* Not bad, huh?
Sean: Yeah, sounds good. Now bring the cable car closer to us.
Shredder: *moves cable car forward, then stops*
Sean: Dash, bring them out here.
彩虹 Dash: Go on *pushes Silverspoon*
Silverspoon & Diamond Tiara: *go toward Sean*
Sean: Alright, climb down.

They both didn't do anything

Sean: *points gun* Climb down!!
Cadence: 移动 it!
Silversoon: *gets on 最佳, 返回页首 of cable car*
Diamond Tiara: *Follows Silverspoon*
Shredder: *moves cable car backwards*
Silverspoon: *falls off* Aahh!!
Shredder: *runs to Silverspoon*
Diamond Tiara: *Waiting to attack*
Sean: LOOK OUT!!
Diamond Tiara: *jumps on Shredder*
Shredder: Ah!!
Silverspoon: *hits Shredder*
Diamond Tiara: *pushes Shredder onto ground*
Shredder: *knocked out*
Sean: Shredder? Shredder?! Shredder?!?
Diamond Tiara: *Grabs gun* We got him Sean!! Now listen Sean, we'll make a deal with you! 你 let go down in the car, and we won't murder Shredder.

I didn't say anything. I was too shocked to say anything.

Diamond Tiara: SEAN!!!
Sean: Bring him out so I can see if he's still alive.
Diamond Tiara: Ok! I'm bringing him out now!! Get in the car
Silverspoon: *Gets in cable car*
Diamond Tiara: *drags Shredder toward controls*
Sean: *sees Shredder*
Diamond Tiara: *makes cable car move, and runs on*
Sean: *grabs explosive trap, and gets on 最佳, 返回页首 of cable car*
Diamond Tiara: *hears noise*
Sean: *setting trap*
Silverspoon: Give me that *takes gun, then shoots through ceiling*
Sean: *moves away from bullets*
Silverspoon: *notices gun is out of ammo* Shit *drops gun*
Diamond Tiara: *looks up window* Up there! Get him *climbs up*
Silverspoon: *follows*
Sean: *has pickaxe*
Diamond Tiara: *reaches top*
Sean: *swings axe*
Diamond Tiara: *dodges*
Silverspoon: *on other side*
Sean: *sees Silverspoon*
Silverspoon: *grabs Sean's legs*
Diamond Tiara: *getting close*
Silverspoon: *holding on tightly to legs*
Sean: *gets foot away from Silverspoon, then kicks her face*

Blood immediately appeared on Silverspoon's face, and her glasses broke

Diamond Tiara: *getting closer*
Sean: *raises axe*
Diamond Tiara: *sees axe*
Sean: *hits Diamond Tiara's front leg*
Diamond Tiara: AAHHHHHHHHH!! *goes back in cable car*
Silverspoon: *holding on Sean's legs*
Sean: *gets feet over edge*
Silverspoon: *holding onto edge* Don't do it!
Sean: *holds onto cable car*
Silverspoon: No!! Please!
Diamond Tiara: *sticks unhurt front leg out cable car* I'll get you.
Sean: *holding on*
Silverspoon: Let me live!! *loses grip on one foot*
Diamond Tiara: *trying to grab Silverspoon*
Silverspoon: *holding onto Sean's foot* I.. Just wanna live!! *losing grip* No, no! *falls off* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: *gets back to explosive*

It was set to contact, and I switched it to delay

Sean: *sees another cable car*
彩虹 Dash: *Watching*
Diamond Tiara: *holding onto injury*
Sean: *gets ready to jump*
彩虹 Dash: *watching*
Sean: *jumps on other cable car*
Diamond Tiara: *Sees Sean*
彩虹 Dash: *Watching*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The cable car Diamond Tiara was on, blew up, and fell to the ground, causing the arrogant filly to die.

After killing Diamond Tiara, I rode on the other cable car to the station

Sean: *rests on roof*
Nazis: *hitting door* Auf machen!! *hit door with guns*
Shredder: *on floor*
彩虹 Dash: Shredder?
Shredder: *Wakes up* Where's Sean?
彩虹 Dash: He's on the cable car.
Sean: *returns to station*
彩虹 Dash & Cadence: *fly down*
Sean: Cadence, catch *throws bag to Cadence*
Cadence: *Catches bag*
Nazis: *hit door with hammers*
Twilight: Nein! Lass es mich tun! *kicks door*
Nazis: *hit doors with hammers*
Twilight: *opens door*
Shredder: *gets cable car moving*
Sean: Hurry
Shredder: *flies in cable car*
Nazis: *Get to 下一个 door* Damnt! It's locked too.
Twilight: *kicks door*
Nazis: *hitting door*

Meanwhile at the other cable car station

Nazis: *driving cars*
Nazi captain: *Gets out of car* Get up there
Nazis: *get in cable car station*
Nazi captain: Verwenden Sie nur automatische Waffen. Stellen Sie hier ein Maschinengewehr, und warten Sie auf mein Kommando
Nazis: *set up machine gun*
Sean: *turns off light* Set a bomb to go off in three, and a half minutes.
Shredder: I'm on it. *setting bomb*

At the shed with the bus

Doughnut Joe: *enters* I need to wait here for the others.
Sean: *notices river* Is it set?
Shredder: Almost
Sean: *turns off 下一个 light*
Nazis: *notice light* Was?
Shredder: All set.
Sean: Alright, when I say go, jump into the river.
Nazis: *break open door at castle* Make the cable car go faster!!
Sean: Alright, now. *jumps*
Shredder: *jumps*
彩虹 Dash: *jumps*
Cadence: *jumps*
Sean: *swims toward road*
Others: *follow*
Sean: *Gets out of river*
Shredder: *gets out*
Sean: *helps 彩虹 Dash*
Cadence: *gets out*
Nazis: Fire!! *shoot at cable car*

Nothing happened so far, but suddenly the cable car blew up, and killed all the Nazis in the cable car station

At a somewhat far distance from my location

Snips: *flying airplane*
Spike: *walks to cock pit* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Snips: We can make it. But the 问题 is, will your 老友记 make it?
Spike: Most likely. If they don't we'd come out here for nothing.

At the shed with the bus.

Sean: *Arrives with others*
Doughnut Joe: *gets in bus*
Sean: *sits in back*
彩虹 Dash: *sits with Sean*
Shredder: *sits in driver's seat*
Cadence: *sits with Doughnut Joe*
Shredder: *starts bus* *backs up toward wall* Everypony on the floor
Others: *get on floor*
Shredder: *goes fast through doors*
Nazis: *do nothing*
Shredder: *destroys motorcycles*
Nazis: *shoot at bus*
Sean & 彩虹 Dash: *get up, and shoot Nazis*
Nazis: *die*
Sean: *reloads*
Guards: *run away*
Shredder: *drives through gate*

The alarm went off, and the enemy soldiers ran to the closest vehicle they could chase us with

Major Jones: Emergency! Get me the commander of Omaha Airfield
Nazis: *drive trucks*
Other Nazis: *driving motorcycle*
更多 Nazis: *driving cars*
Shredder: *goes around turn*
Nazis: *following close behind*
Sean: *walks to Shredder* We got company.
Shredder: Yeah, I just noticed in the mirror.
Sean: *sees curve* How long before we reach the poles?
Shredder: They're just around the 下一个 turn.
Major Jones: Omaha Airfield? Get me the man in the control tower!

We were getting to the poles, and the explosive traps were still there

Shredder: *knocks down plastic poles*
Nazis: *going toward poles*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred, and a telephone pole was blocking the path of a few enemy cars

Major Jones: *loses contact with airfield*
Shredder: *hits pole 下一个 to tree*

Shortly after that, an explosion caused the 树 to fall down, and nearly crushed a truck.

Nazis: Get that bike past!
Nazi biker: *going left*
Nazis: *push bike*
Nazi Biker: *accelerating*
Nazi: *enters sidecar*
Nazi Biker: *takes off*
Nazi captain: Get some dynamite!!
Nazis: *Gathering dynamite*

Further up the road

Shredder: *passing bridge* Get ready
Sean: *grabs explosives*
Shredder: *stops bus*
Sean: *gets out*
Shredder: Set the traps under the bridge.
Sean: Got it.
Nazis: Fire!! *activate dynamite*
Nazi Biker: *driving bike*

While me, and Shredder were placing traps on the bridge, 彩虹 Dash heard a noise

彩虹 Dash: *grabs SMG*
Nazi biker: *driving behind rock*
彩虹 Dash: *Waits*
Nazi biker: *comes into view*
彩虹 Dash: *shoots biker*
Nazi biker: *Crashes into bridge*
Shredder: Set the rest of them, and get outta here! *flies to bus*
Sean: *setting traps*
更多 Nazis: *Arriving*
Shredder: *starts bus*
Sean: *climbs onto bridge*
Nazis: *shooting at Sean*
Sean: *shoots Nazi car*
Driver: *drives off road*
Shredder: *drives slowly*
Sean: *Runs after bus*
彩虹 Dash: *shoots Nazis*
Sean: *gets on*

Suddenly, a huge explosion occurred, and the bridge blew up

Nazi truck driver: *dies*
Nazis: *stops*
Shredder: *continues to airport*

The airport was not far away from us now. All we had to do was wait for Snips to fly in

Shredder: *stops bus*
Sean: *looks at entrance to airport*
Nazi: *drives truck past gate*
Snips: *flying airplane* Omaha to control tower. Omaha to control tower. Do 你 copy?
Airport controller: This is Control Tower to Omaha. Identify, over.
Snips: We're in serious trouble. Request permission to land. Over
Airport Controller: We're not sure if that's possible.
Snips: One engine is not working. We're losing altitude.
Airport Controller: 你 are clear for immediate landing.
Snips: Thank you. *goes toward runway*
Shredder: There it is *drives bus*
Nazis: *close gate*
Shredder: *crashes through gate*
Nazis: *shoot at bus*
Sean: *kills Nazis*
彩虹 Dash: *reloading*
Snips: *lands*
Nazi pilots: *at airplanes*
Shredder: *pushes airplanes into gas canisters*

Soon, the airplanes were on 火, 消防 from the explosion caused 由 hitting the gas canisters

Snips: *goes to turning point*
Airport Controller: Fighter wing 126, get your squad over here! Fighter wing 126
Shredder: Get the control tower!
Sean & 彩虹 Dash: *shoot at control tower*
Airport Controller: Ahhh! *dies*
Nazis: *driving car*
Shredder: *driving bus*
Sean: *shoots driver*
Nazi driver: *flips car over*
Nazis: *following in another car*
Snips: *waiting*
Shredder: *turns right, then left*
彩虹 Dash, Cadence, Joe, Sean: *Run to airplane*
Shredder: *shoots Nazis*
Sean: Hurry up!!
Shredder: *gets on airplane*
Snips: *moves airplane*
Sean: Get down *lays on floor*
Others: *do the same*
Snips: *gaining very little altitude*
Nazis: *shoot at airplane*

A few of the bullets nearly hit Snips, but soon we were up in the air, and away from Nazi Forces, heading back to Ponyville

Sean: *gives book to Spike*
Spike: *reads book* Twilight joined them?
Sean: Yeah. We decided not to tell 你 until now.
Spike: I can't believe Twilight would do such a thing.
Sean: And Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon.
Spike: All three of them?
Sean: Eeyup. But it's not as interesting from the one name that's missing.
Spike: What name is that Sean?
Sean: I have it in this book. *gives it to Spike* I think you'll find it amusing.
Spike: *opens book*

Spike flipped through a few pages, and found the word Spike

Sean: It's your name Spike. Surely 你 would've expected it. Otherwise, why would 你 come here to meet us? To make sure things didn't go as good as Luna intended.
Spike: That's surprising *grabs gun*
Sean: I always knew 你 never liked me, and since your master joined Dr. Robotnik's army, 你 decided to follow in her footsteps.
Spike: Now your guessing Sean.
Sean: Your pointing that gun at me, because I'm not guessing. Silverspoon was originally supposed to shoot me with that gun, but instead she was assigned to killing Colgate, which is why she died when we landed in Bethlehem.
Spike: And what about the other two that weren't with 你 when the operation started?
Sean: 彩虹 Dash was brought into this mission because I needed her help getting into the castle. Shredder was the only member of the group I could trust, and Doughnut Joe casted a spell on us to make us look exactly like a typical Nazi soldier.
Spike: Your very smart, but I'm afraid your intelligence ends here.
Sean: Go ahead, and pull the trigger. But Luna took the precautions of removing the firing pin from that very gun before she even breifed us on our mission.
Spike: *pulls trigger*

Nothing happened

Sean: Why don't 你 put the gun down Spike?
Spike: *puts gun down*
Shredder: *points gun at Spike*
Sean: Not so hasty Shredder. We must bring Spike with us alive.
Spike: What now Sean?
Sean: 你 will be placed underarrest 由 Celestia's royal guards, and hanged for treason.
Spike: Public trial would be embarrasing. You're the only one that knows I work for the Nazis. Assuming that-
Sean: You're finished Spike.
Spike: *shocked* Very well then. *stands up*
Sean: May I have those books?
Spike: Certainly *gives Sean books*
Sean: Thank you.
Spike: *opens door* *looks angry at others*
Sean: *looks at Spike*
Spike: *jumps off*
Shredder: *Sighs, then walks to door* *Closes door* *walks back* Is that it Sean?
Sean: Yeah, we got everything complete.
Shredder: Do me a favor will you? 下一个 time 你 bring me in one of these things, let's do it my way.
Sean: I'll give it a try.
Shredder: *smiles*

Song for Ending Credits link

Sean: *falls asleep*
彩虹 Dash: *sits 下一个 to Sean*

The end credits will not begin until the plane passes by.

Characters used

Good guys

Sean The Hedgehog
Shredder Dash
彩虹 Dash
苹果白兰地
Big Macintosh
Fluttershy
The Wonderbolts: Spitfire, Soarin, and Fleetfoot
Princess Luna
Derpy
CloudChaser
Vinyl Scratch
Doughnut Joe
Featherweight
Princess Cadence

Nazis

Twilight Sparkle
Colonel Kramer
Major Von Hapen
General Rosemeyer
Major Jones
Major Wilhelm
Colonel Weissner
Spike
Shadow
Dr. Robotnik

The End

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Copyright 2013
posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if 你 don’t do something about it, I’ll force 你 to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like 你 can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...
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posted by Canada24
"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about 苹果 pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. 你 and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as 你 don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...
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Have 你 ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who 说 that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The 下一个 day, John was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie...
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posted by windwakerguy430
~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found 由 Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....
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~Story~

In the 年 1927, there is a small island town in New York named 狐狸 Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run 由 a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran 由 one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across 狐狸 Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....
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It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic 日本动漫 the other 日 and it finally came to my head. A 问题 that haunts almost EVERY single 日本动漫 and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many 日本动漫 in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES 你 COULD GO TO WOULD 你 PICK A CLASSROOM TO 显示 YOUR 日本动漫 IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES 你 COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another 日 in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I 说 to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, 或者 insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those 电影院 that is hated, weather 由 fans, critics, 或者 the world in general, but 你 just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: 《终结者》 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, 粉丝 were hyped for the 下一个 one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They 说 that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one 或者 two characters that 你 can interact with. However, there are those characters that 你 just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If 你 like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the 列表 because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when 你 pick up a rupee 或者 are fighting enemies, she will always come and give 你 建议 that 你 already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very 秒 they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a 粉丝 of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a 粉丝 of Harry Potter… the 图书 anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great 图书 that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, 你 wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the 作者 states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...
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Now, a while back, I made a 列表 about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN 更多 disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the 更多 disturbing things in the media, 由 what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when 你 think of Pokemon, 你 think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered 由 a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes 你 test your abilities, giving 你 a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, 或者 is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.

 Zubat
Zubat


#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
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Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes 你 wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, 你 will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack 由 a Porygon,...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes 由 train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are 你 doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get 你 out of here before...
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So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and PS游戏机 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in 爱情 with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Episode 2: The Mask Man



January 16th 12:39 PM Sparklin’s Jewelry Shop

The jewel 商店 was closed at night, as most of the shops in 伦敦 were. It was a calm night. The security guard, Anderson, was walking around the building. He was 给 night watch duty. Something that never bothered him until the murder case back a week ago. He was worried that some psychotic killer would come and drain him of his blood. He made sure to carry a fully loaded revolver with him unlike many other times. As he walked around the shop, he felt a calm breeze blow through the shop. Anderson looked up, and saw a...
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Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did 你 send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...
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PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin 迷失 his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...
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