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Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal

Shortly after 彩虹 Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do 你 know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
彩虹 Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want 你 to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go 由 the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also an armory room, we oughta put one in there.
彩虹 Dash: And one 由 the anti aircraft gun.
Sean: Right *points gun at Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon* Let me make myself perfectly clear. If any of 你 two make a sound, I'll murder 你 both. Got it?
Diamond Tiara: *Shakes head yes*
SilverSpoon: *Does the same*
Sean: Alright. While Dash sets the explosives, we'll use a radio room in the upper floor. Let's get there. Move.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *Stand still*
Sean: MOVE!!
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *follows Cadence*
Cadence: *Exits*

Once we left, 彩虹 Dash got started placing traps.

彩虹 Dash: *places trap 由 fireplace*
Sean: *walks into radio room*
Shredder: *looks at dead pilot* (I remember doing that)
Sean: *places trap behind books* (Twilight would not like this)
彩虹 Dash: *places trap alongside door*
Sean: Shredder, go in the armory and throw an explosive in there.
Shredder: On it. *walks in armory*
Nazis: Pony!!
Shredder: *kills Nazis* *throws explosive in armory*
Sean: *sees anti aircraft gun* Cadence, an explosive please
Cadence: *Gives Sean explosive*
Sean: *throws explosive at anti aircraft gun*

Meanwhile in the golden hall

彩虹 Dash: *places last trap on door*
Twilight: *appears out of nowhere* Well look what we have here. 彩虹 Crap.
彩虹 Dash: Seriously? As if 彩虹 Crash wasn't bad enough.
Twilight: *Grabs sword* I think your death would be much worse
彩虹 Dash: My death? *grabs sword*
Twilight: *swings sword*
彩虹 Dash: *blocks attack* *swings sword to right*
Twilight: *jumps*
彩虹 Dash: *kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Knocked out*
彩虹 Dash: *leaves golden hall*

Near the radio room

Sean: *about to walk upstairs*
Nazis: *coming down stairs*
Sean: Get back, get back!!
Cadence: *opens door*
Others: *Enter*
Cadence: *closes door*
Nazi 1: So stellt sich heraus das griffons hatten ihre Ankunft hier verzögert.
Nazi 2: *laughs* Wer wusste, dass sie Angst vor der nur Schnee?

They passed us, and I opened the door

Sean: Seems like the griffons haven't arrived yet.
Shredder: How do 你 know?
Sean: I understand german. Those two 说 the griffons wouldn't get here until later because of a snowstorm.
Shredder: Excellent.

彩虹 Dash was going as fast as she could to catch up with the others

Twilight: *appears out of nowhere* Man, your moves are impressive. But they aren't good enough *swings sword toward Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *blocks attack*
Twilight: *grabs part of wall*
彩虹 Dash: *about to attack*
Twilight: *blocks attack* Prepare to die *throws part of 墙 toward Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *dodges wall* Ha!! *swings sword toward Twilight*
Twilight: *dodges, and hits 彩虹 Dash*

Later, at the 秒 floor radio room

Radio operator: *listening to music*
Sean: *walks up*
Cadence: *sees operator*
Sean: We'll go 由 that room. Shredder, kill the operator.
Shredder: On it.
Radio operator: *changes radio station*
Shredder: *walks slowly*
Sean: Use your wings
Shredder: *quietly flies to radio operator*
Sean: *Watches*
Shredder: *getting close*
Radio Operator: *switches radio station*
Shredder: ??
Radio Operator: *turns off radio*
Shredder: *slowly flies to radio operator*
Radio Operator: *turns to see Shredder*
Sean: *shoots Radio Operator*
Radio Operator: *turns on alarm, and dies*
Shredder: *runs to alarm switch* *hits switch* It won't turn off!
Sean: *destroys alarm*

Another alarm in the other side of the 城堡 went off.

Sean: *walks to radio* You'll need this *gives 秒 gun to Shredder*
Cadence: *hides with Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon*
Nazis: *running* Move!! We must find the intruders!!
彩虹 Dash: *flies up*
Twilight: Where do 你 think you're going? *follows*
彩虹 Dash: *flies onto roof*
Twilight: *kicks 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *falls toward edge*
Twilight: *throws window*
彩虹 Dash: *dodges window*
Twilight: *throws brick*
彩虹 Dash: *Gets hit 由 brick*
Twilight: *throws ceiling tiles*
彩虹 Dash: *hits ceiling tiles*
Twilight: *gets hit* Ow man!
彩虹 Dash: Well 你 hit me with a brick! *flies away* My nose is bleeding.

Back to Shredder

Nazis: *Walking toward Shredder*
Sean: Broadsword calling Dannyboy!!
Nazis: *getting closer*
Shredder: *shoots Nazis*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder: *hides behind wall*
Nazi: *shoots at Shredder*
Shredder: *reloading*
Nazis: *keep shooting*
Shredder: *kills Nazi on stairs*
Nazi: *shoots at Shredder*
Shredder: *hides behind wall*
Nazis: *Arrive at end of hallway*
Shredder: *shoots at Nazis*
Nazis: *shoot at Shredder*
Shredder: *kills Nazis at end of hallway*
Nazis: *shooting at Shredder*
Sean: Broadsword calling Dannyboy!
Nazis: *shooting wall*
Shredder: *hiding behind wall*
Nazis: *set up MG42*
Shredder: *kills 更多 Nazis*
Machine gunner: *shoots wall*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred in the armory room

Nazis: *look at roof* Dust is falling from there
Shredder: *holding two MP40's, and kills 更多 Nazis*
Sean: Broadsword calling Dannyboy!!!
Nazis: *hear 更多 explosions*
Nazi Captain: Bringen Granaten hier vor, dass Pegasus tötet mehr von unseren Leuten!
Shredder: *kills 更多 Nazis*

Meanwhile at the power generator

Nazi Colonel: *walks to power generator*
Luna: Dannyboy calling broadsword, over.
Sean: Everything ready. We need transport! Understood?
Luna: Understood. Do 你 have it, over?
Sean: We have it! We have it all! Over.
Luna: All sins forgiven. Now-
Nazi colonel: *shuts off power*
Sean: Shit. *walks to Cadence* Make a copy of me now!
Cadence: Ok, I'll try.
Nazis: *grab grenades*
Shredder: *killing 更多 Nazis*
Nazi colonel: NOW!!
Nazi: *throws grenade*
Shredder: *picks up grenade*
Nazi: *shoots at Shredder*
Shredder: *Throws grenade back*
Nazis: *Die*
Cadence: *finishes copy of Sean*
Sean: Good work.
Copy: What should I do?
Sean: *sets up rope* Climb down.
Nazis: *throw 更多 grenades*
Shredder: *runs back in room* Grenades!
Sean: Alright, come in here *enters room*
Copy: *climbs down rope*
Shredder: *enters room*
Nazis: *Arrive*
Nazi colonel: *runs to window* Corporal!!
Nazi corporal: *Gives colonel MP40*
Copy: *climbing down rope*
Nazi colonel: *shoots Copy*
Copy: *releases grip*

The copy of me then fell to his death. They thought I was killed.

On 最佳, 返回页首 of the castle, 彩虹 Dash was lost. She couldn't find the others

彩虹 Dash: *finds window*
Twilight: *comes out of window*
彩虹 Dash: *attacks*
Twilight: *blocks attack*
彩虹 Dash: *keeps attacking*
Twilight: *dodges, and swings sword*
彩虹 Dash: Nnnnnnhhh *tries to push sword away from her*
Twilight: Man give up. 你 can't defeat me!
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: Then you're thinking the wrong way *attacks*
彩虹 Dash: *blocks attack*
Twilight: *about to hit 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *kicks Twilight in the eye*
Twilight: Ow!

彩虹 Dash's kick caused Twilight to lose grip on her sword

Twilight: *catches sword with magic*
彩虹 Dash: *gets closer to edge*
Twilight: *keeps attacking*
彩虹 Dash: *blocks attacks*
Twilight: *Cuts off 彩虹 Dash's right hoof*
彩虹 Dash: AAAHHHHHH!!!!
Twilight: Man this would've gone much easier if 你 didn't try to fight me. Your a pussy!
彩虹 Dash: *moves back*
Twilight: I can help change that. 你 just have to 加入 me, and together we can rule all of Equestria!!
彩虹 Dash: *holding onto ledge* I'll never 加入 you! 你 bastard!!!
Twilight: Man I'm a mare, 你 can't call me a bastard.
彩虹 Dash: *Rolls eyes*
Twilight: Shredder never told 你 about your sister.
彩虹 Dash: He told me enough!! He told me a texting driver killed her!!
Twilight: No man. I'm yo' sister.
彩虹 Dash: *shocked* no.. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
Twilight: 搜索 yo' feelings and accept the truth man.
彩虹 Dash: *breaks down in tears* NOOO!!!!!!! No!!
Twilight: It's no use 彩虹 Dash. The Nazis are winning. Your army stands no chance. 加入 me, and together we can rule Equestria.
彩虹 Dash: *looks down, then let's go*
Twilight: Fuck.

Inside the 城堡

Nazis: Look, there's 彩虹 Dash!! *shoots 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: OW!! *falls onto ledge*
Nazis: *look out window* I don't see her.
Sean: *spots Nazis, and kills them*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Nazis: The anti aircraft gun is exploding!! *Die*
Sean: Cadence, get the others to the room at the end of the hallway.
Cadence: I'm on it *gets others to the room at the end of the hallway*
彩虹 Dash: *nearly falling off ledge* Shredder?
Sean: *hears 彩虹 Dash* Dash?
彩虹 Dash: Sean!!
Sean: *sees 彩虹 Dash* Oh no! Who did this to you?! Who cut your hoof off?!?!
彩虹 Dash: Twilight.
Sean: Ok, hang in there. I'll get Cadence to heal you. *carries 彩虹 Dash*

Back at the golden hall

Nazis: *knock on doors* Open up in there!! *knocks on doors* Twilight Sparkle 说 someone was in here!! Auf machen. *opens doors*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred, and all the Nazis around the door died.

Returning to me, and the others.

Cadence: *heals 彩虹 Dash*
Sean: Good work. Now put on these coats so 你 won't freeze to death. Quickly now *sets up rope*
Everyone: *puts on coat*
Sean: *puts on coat* Shredder, 你 go first, then 彩虹 Dash, then the two fillies.
Cadence: Got it.
Shredder: *goes down rope*
彩虹 Dash: Twilight 说 I was a pussy. Is that true?
Sean: Of course not.
彩虹 Dash: Thank 你 *goes down rope*
Sean: Tiara, go.
Diamond Tiara: *goes down rope*
Sean: Silverspoon?
Silverspoon: *goes down rope*
Sean: And finally Cadence, then me.

Later at the radio room on the 秒 floor

Nazis: *arrive*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred

Nazis: *fall out window*
Other Nazis: *on fire* AAHHHHH
Twilight: Man, shut da fuq up, and find those intruders!

After the Nazis striked back, things were going our way. Now we just had to get into the cable car. We were standing on the roof, and one cable car was in the station

Sean: Shredder, fly down there, and lock all the doors.
Shredder: Ok *flies into station* *runs to end of corridor* *opens door*
Nazis: *fighting fire, and running around*
Shredder: *closes door, and locks it*

Shortly after that, Shredder went back to the station, to lock the 下一个 door

Shredder: The doors in the corridors are locked.
Sean: See what controls they have.
Shredder: *turns on generator* Not bad, huh?
Sean: Yeah, sounds good. Now bring the cable car closer to us.
Shredder: *moves cable car forward, then stops*
Sean: Dash, bring them out here.
彩虹 Dash: Go on *pushes Silverspoon*
Silverspoon & Diamond Tiara: *go toward Sean*
Sean: Alright, climb down.

They both didn't do anything

Sean: *points gun* Climb down!!
Cadence: 移动 it!
Silversoon: *gets on 最佳, 返回页首 of cable car*
Diamond Tiara: *Follows Silverspoon*
Shredder: *moves cable car backwards*
Silverspoon: *falls off* Aahh!!
Shredder: *runs to Silverspoon*
Diamond Tiara: *Waiting to attack*
Sean: LOOK OUT!!
Diamond Tiara: *jumps on Shredder*
Shredder: Ah!!
Silverspoon: *hits Shredder*
Diamond Tiara: *pushes Shredder onto ground*
Shredder: *knocked out*
Sean: Shredder? Shredder?! Shredder?!?
Diamond Tiara: *Grabs gun* We got him Sean!! Now listen Sean, we'll make a deal with you! 你 let go down in the car, and we won't murder Shredder.

I didn't say anything. I was too shocked to say anything.

Diamond Tiara: SEAN!!!
Sean: Bring him out so I can see if he's still alive.
Diamond Tiara: Ok! I'm bringing him out now!! Get in the car
Silverspoon: *Gets in cable car*
Diamond Tiara: *drags Shredder toward controls*
Sean: *sees Shredder*
Diamond Tiara: *makes cable car move, and runs on*
Sean: *grabs explosive trap, and gets on 最佳, 返回页首 of cable car*
Diamond Tiara: *hears noise*
Sean: *setting trap*
Silverspoon: Give me that *takes gun, then shoots through ceiling*
Sean: *moves away from bullets*
Silverspoon: *notices gun is out of ammo* Shit *drops gun*
Diamond Tiara: *looks up window* Up there! Get him *climbs up*
Silverspoon: *follows*
Sean: *has pickaxe*
Diamond Tiara: *reaches top*
Sean: *swings axe*
Diamond Tiara: *dodges*
Silverspoon: *on other side*
Sean: *sees Silverspoon*
Silverspoon: *grabs Sean's legs*
Diamond Tiara: *getting close*
Silverspoon: *holding on tightly to legs*
Sean: *gets foot away from Silverspoon, then kicks her face*

Blood immediately appeared on Silverspoon's face, and her glasses broke

Diamond Tiara: *getting closer*
Sean: *raises axe*
Diamond Tiara: *sees axe*
Sean: *hits Diamond Tiara's front leg*
Diamond Tiara: AAHHHHHHHHH!! *goes back in cable car*
Silverspoon: *holding on Sean's legs*
Sean: *gets feet over edge*
Silverspoon: *holding onto edge* Don't do it!
Sean: *holds onto cable car*
Silverspoon: No!! Please!
Diamond Tiara: *sticks unhurt front leg out cable car* I'll get you.
Sean: *holding on*
Silverspoon: Let me live!! *loses grip on one foot*
Diamond Tiara: *trying to grab Silverspoon*
Silverspoon: *holding onto Sean's foot* I.. Just wanna live!! *losing grip* No, no! *falls off* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: *gets back to explosive*

It was set to contact, and I switched it to delay

Sean: *sees another cable car*
彩虹 Dash: *Watching*
Diamond Tiara: *holding onto injury*
Sean: *gets ready to jump*
彩虹 Dash: *watching*
Sean: *jumps on other cable car*
Diamond Tiara: *Sees Sean*
彩虹 Dash: *Watching*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The cable car Diamond Tiara was on, blew up, and fell to the ground, causing the arrogant filly to die.

After killing Diamond Tiara, I rode on the other cable car to the station

Sean: *rests on roof*
Nazis: *hitting door* Auf machen!! *hit door with guns*
Shredder: *on floor*
彩虹 Dash: Shredder?
Shredder: *Wakes up* Where's Sean?
彩虹 Dash: He's on the cable car.
Sean: *returns to station*
彩虹 Dash & Cadence: *fly down*
Sean: Cadence, catch *throws bag to Cadence*
Cadence: *Catches bag*
Nazis: *hit door with hammers*
Twilight: Nein! Lass es mich tun! *kicks door*
Nazis: *hit doors with hammers*
Twilight: *opens door*
Shredder: *gets cable car moving*
Sean: Hurry
Shredder: *flies in cable car*
Nazis: *Get to 下一个 door* Damnt! It's locked too.
Twilight: *kicks door*
Nazis: *hitting door*

Meanwhile at the other cable car station

Nazis: *driving cars*
Nazi captain: *Gets out of car* Get up there
Nazis: *get in cable car station*
Nazi captain: Verwenden Sie nur automatische Waffen. Stellen Sie hier ein Maschinengewehr, und warten Sie auf mein Kommando
Nazis: *set up machine gun*
Sean: *turns off light* Set a bomb to go off in three, and a half minutes.
Shredder: I'm on it. *setting bomb*

At the shed with the bus

Doughnut Joe: *enters* I need to wait here for the others.
Sean: *notices river* Is it set?
Shredder: Almost
Sean: *turns off 下一个 light*
Nazis: *notice light* Was?
Shredder: All set.
Sean: Alright, when I say go, jump into the river.
Nazis: *break open door at castle* Make the cable car go faster!!
Sean: Alright, now. *jumps*
Shredder: *jumps*
彩虹 Dash: *jumps*
Cadence: *jumps*
Sean: *swims toward road*
Others: *follow*
Sean: *Gets out of river*
Shredder: *gets out*
Sean: *helps 彩虹 Dash*
Cadence: *gets out*
Nazis: Fire!! *shoot at cable car*

Nothing happened so far, but suddenly the cable car blew up, and killed all the Nazis in the cable car station

At a somewhat far distance from my location

Snips: *flying airplane*
Spike: *walks to cock pit* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Snips: We can make it. But the 问题 is, will your 老友记 make it?
Spike: Most likely. If they don't we'd come out here for nothing.

At the shed with the bus.

Sean: *Arrives with others*
Doughnut Joe: *gets in bus*
Sean: *sits in back*
彩虹 Dash: *sits with Sean*
Shredder: *sits in driver's seat*
Cadence: *sits with Doughnut Joe*
Shredder: *starts bus* *backs up toward wall* Everypony on the floor
Others: *get on floor*
Shredder: *goes fast through doors*
Nazis: *do nothing*
Shredder: *destroys motorcycles*
Nazis: *shoot at bus*
Sean & 彩虹 Dash: *get up, and shoot Nazis*
Nazis: *die*
Sean: *reloads*
Guards: *run away*
Shredder: *drives through gate*

The alarm went off, and the enemy soldiers ran to the closest vehicle they could chase us with

Major Jones: Emergency! Get me the commander of Omaha Airfield
Nazis: *drive trucks*
Other Nazis: *driving motorcycle*
更多 Nazis: *driving cars*
Shredder: *goes around turn*
Nazis: *following close behind*
Sean: *walks to Shredder* We got company.
Shredder: Yeah, I just noticed in the mirror.
Sean: *sees curve* How long before we reach the poles?
Shredder: They're just around the 下一个 turn.
Major Jones: Omaha Airfield? Get me the man in the control tower!

We were getting to the poles, and the explosive traps were still there

Shredder: *knocks down plastic poles*
Nazis: *going toward poles*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred, and a telephone pole was blocking the path of a few enemy cars

Major Jones: *loses contact with airfield*
Shredder: *hits pole 下一个 to tree*

Shortly after that, an explosion caused the 树 to fall down, and nearly crushed a truck.

Nazis: Get that bike past!
Nazi biker: *going left*
Nazis: *push bike*
Nazi Biker: *accelerating*
Nazi: *enters sidecar*
Nazi Biker: *takes off*
Nazi captain: Get some dynamite!!
Nazis: *Gathering dynamite*

Further up the road

Shredder: *passing bridge* Get ready
Sean: *grabs explosives*
Shredder: *stops bus*
Sean: *gets out*
Shredder: Set the traps under the bridge.
Sean: Got it.
Nazis: Fire!! *activate dynamite*
Nazi Biker: *driving bike*

While me, and Shredder were placing traps on the bridge, 彩虹 Dash heard a noise

彩虹 Dash: *grabs SMG*
Nazi biker: *driving behind rock*
彩虹 Dash: *Waits*
Nazi biker: *comes into view*
彩虹 Dash: *shoots biker*
Nazi biker: *Crashes into bridge*
Shredder: Set the rest of them, and get outta here! *flies to bus*
Sean: *setting traps*
更多 Nazis: *Arriving*
Shredder: *starts bus*
Sean: *climbs onto bridge*
Nazis: *shooting at Sean*
Sean: *shoots Nazi car*
Driver: *drives off road*
Shredder: *drives slowly*
Sean: *Runs after bus*
彩虹 Dash: *shoots Nazis*
Sean: *gets on*

Suddenly, a huge explosion occurred, and the bridge blew up

Nazi truck driver: *dies*
Nazis: *stops*
Shredder: *continues to airport*

The airport was not far away from us now. All we had to do was wait for Snips to fly in

Shredder: *stops bus*
Sean: *looks at entrance to airport*
Nazi: *drives truck past gate*
Snips: *flying airplane* Omaha to control tower. Omaha to control tower. Do 你 copy?
Airport controller: This is Control Tower to Omaha. Identify, over.
Snips: We're in serious trouble. Request permission to land. Over
Airport Controller: We're not sure if that's possible.
Snips: One engine is not working. We're losing altitude.
Airport Controller: 你 are clear for immediate landing.
Snips: Thank you. *goes toward runway*
Shredder: There it is *drives bus*
Nazis: *close gate*
Shredder: *crashes through gate*
Nazis: *shoot at bus*
Sean: *kills Nazis*
彩虹 Dash: *reloading*
Snips: *lands*
Nazi pilots: *at airplanes*
Shredder: *pushes airplanes into gas canisters*

Soon, the airplanes were on 火, 消防 from the explosion caused 由 hitting the gas canisters

Snips: *goes to turning point*
Airport Controller: Fighter wing 126, get your squad over here! Fighter wing 126
Shredder: Get the control tower!
Sean & 彩虹 Dash: *shoot at control tower*
Airport Controller: Ahhh! *dies*
Nazis: *driving car*
Shredder: *driving bus*
Sean: *shoots driver*
Nazi driver: *flips car over*
Nazis: *following in another car*
Snips: *waiting*
Shredder: *turns right, then left*
彩虹 Dash, Cadence, Joe, Sean: *Run to airplane*
Shredder: *shoots Nazis*
Sean: Hurry up!!
Shredder: *gets on airplane*
Snips: *moves airplane*
Sean: Get down *lays on floor*
Others: *do the same*
Snips: *gaining very little altitude*
Nazis: *shoot at airplane*

A few of the bullets nearly hit Snips, but soon we were up in the air, and away from Nazi Forces, heading back to Ponyville

Sean: *gives book to Spike*
Spike: *reads book* Twilight joined them?
Sean: Yeah. We decided not to tell 你 until now.
Spike: I can't believe Twilight would do such a thing.
Sean: And Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon.
Spike: All three of them?
Sean: Eeyup. But it's not as interesting from the one name that's missing.
Spike: What name is that Sean?
Sean: I have it in this book. *gives it to Spike* I think you'll find it amusing.
Spike: *opens book*

Spike flipped through a few pages, and found the word Spike

Sean: It's your name Spike. Surely 你 would've expected it. Otherwise, why would 你 come here to meet us? To make sure things didn't go as good as Luna intended.
Spike: That's surprising *grabs gun*
Sean: I always knew 你 never liked me, and since your master joined Dr. Robotnik's army, 你 decided to follow in her footsteps.
Spike: Now your guessing Sean.
Sean: Your pointing that gun at me, because I'm not guessing. Silverspoon was originally supposed to shoot me with that gun, but instead she was assigned to killing Colgate, which is why she died when we landed in Bethlehem.
Spike: And what about the other two that weren't with 你 when the operation started?
Sean: 彩虹 Dash was brought into this mission because I needed her help getting into the castle. Shredder was the only member of the group I could trust, and Doughnut Joe casted a spell on us to make us look exactly like a typical Nazi soldier.
Spike: Your very smart, but I'm afraid your intelligence ends here.
Sean: Go ahead, and pull the trigger. But Luna took the precautions of removing the firing pin from that very gun before she even breifed us on our mission.
Spike: *pulls trigger*

Nothing happened

Sean: Why don't 你 put the gun down Spike?
Spike: *puts gun down*
Shredder: *points gun at Spike*
Sean: Not so hasty Shredder. We must bring Spike with us alive.
Spike: What now Sean?
Sean: 你 will be placed underarrest 由 Celestia's royal guards, and hanged for treason.
Spike: Public trial would be embarrasing. You're the only one that knows I work for the Nazis. Assuming that-
Sean: You're finished Spike.
Spike: *shocked* Very well then. *stands up*
Sean: May I have those books?
Spike: Certainly *gives Sean books*
Sean: Thank you.
Spike: *opens door* *looks angry at others*
Sean: *looks at Spike*
Spike: *jumps off*
Shredder: *Sighs, then walks to door* *Closes door* *walks back* Is that it Sean?
Sean: Yeah, we got everything complete.
Shredder: Do me a favor will you? 下一个 time 你 bring me in one of these things, let's do it my way.
Sean: I'll give it a try.
Shredder: *smiles*

Song for Ending Credits link

Sean: *falls asleep*
彩虹 Dash: *sits 下一个 to Sean*

The end credits will not begin until the plane passes by.

Characters used

Good guys

Sean The Hedgehog
Shredder Dash
彩虹 Dash
苹果白兰地
Big Macintosh
Fluttershy
The Wonderbolts: Spitfire, Soarin, and Fleetfoot
Princess Luna
Derpy
CloudChaser
Vinyl Scratch
Doughnut Joe
Featherweight
Princess Cadence

Nazis

Twilight Sparkle
Colonel Kramer
Major Von Hapen
General Rosemeyer
Major Jones
Major Wilhelm
Colonel Weissner
Spike
Shadow
Dr. Robotnik

The End

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你 died…. What else do 你 want. 你 just died… Okay, fine. 你 then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, 你 came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And 你 said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And 你 just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. 你 got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated 你 from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...
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Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When 你 been a "stripper" as long as I have 你 know when 你 met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out 由 表演 like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: 由 Morgan, hope 你 never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...
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Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, 由 setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...
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Detective Smith: The 伦敦 Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM 伦敦 Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a 最佳, 返回页首 hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...
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Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say 秒 verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts 表演 weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...
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Now, I 爱情 Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, 或者 God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the 下一个 life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...
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Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what happened
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got 你 out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)

King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't 你 warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone...
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Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I 爱情 Resident Evil. I 爱情 them almost all of them. I 爱情 the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with 你 all the monsters...
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你 know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a 列表 of the 最佳, 返回页首 ten best. So, the rules for this 列表 are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that 说 and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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Hey, everyone. windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Hated Characters in 动画片 and my 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Hated Characters in 日本动漫 lists, I noticed that there are a LOT 更多 hated characters in 动画片 and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little 日本动漫 characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own 老友记 home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old 粉丝 are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as 你 can see, this game...
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I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a 婴儿 toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did 搜索 up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town 你 want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the 最佳, 返回页首 ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the 最佳, 返回页首 ten so easily. Most of my 最佳, 返回页首 ten 最喜爱的 games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the 列表 and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a 更多 niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, 或者 Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, 或者 a blue little 婊子, 子 who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the 辩论 once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! 你 wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, 你 finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, 你 shouldn't be tortured 由 the reboot. I'm going to tell 你 the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of 你 know Sega? Okay, now how many of 你 know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of 你 actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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posted by windwakerguy430
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good 问题 because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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posted by windwakerguy430
“Can 你 lose your virginity if 你 fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what 你 learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But 由 that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel 或者 a crying smiley face”
Oh 你 innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can 你 actually lose weight 由 rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I 爱情 horror movies. Their easily my 最喜爱的 genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the 电影院 that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror 电影院 I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only 电影院 that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, 或者 Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 - Now, before 你 all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 was...
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