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你 know, as much as I 爱情 psychological horror and creative monster designs, I’ve never gotten a chance to talk about a horror game that isn’t really scary, but 更多 weird and strange. So, I think I should talk about that. There isn’t really much strange horror games. One of the best known would be Yume Nikki. However, that would be too obvious for me to talk about, really. So, instead, I’m gonna talk about a game that may not be as weird, but still strange on it’s own. This game being They Breathe.



They Breathe is probably one of the shortest games ever made. The game is only about half an 小时 long. However, within that half an hour, it still manages to be scary and tell an interesting, yet vague story. And 你 know that I 爱情 vague storytelling. Hell, it’s one of the few things I actually like about Five Nights at Freddy’s. In this game, 你 play as a little frog, who goes into the water and swims to the bottom. At first, it doesn’t seem like much. As 你 keep going, 你 realize that oxygen is scarce, so 你 need to 吞, 燕子 bubbles in order to get oxygen back. If 你 run out of oxygen, 你 die. So, as 你 keep going, 你 start to see grey frogs that are drowning. It’s a bit creepy, but it gets even worse when 你 go deeper into the water. 你 find that there is a forest underneath the water, as if there was a flood. 你 also find these moose creatures.



These creatures are the main enemy of the game. They will ram into 你 and attempt to make 你 lose oxygen before killing you. At first, they don’t seem too scary despite them ramming into 你 to murder you, but it gets so much worse after this. As 你 go deeper into the water, 你 find these large jellyfish creatures that look similar to the bodies of the moose creatures. But, soon, 你 notice that these jellyfish attack the frogs until they die, then grab them and attack them to their body. So the heads of these creatures are actually frogs attached to them. It’s like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, except surprisingly 更多 creepy. And yes, it can get worse. Once 你 finally reach the bottom of the lake, 你 find…. THIS



This… creature is an alien that arrived on earth and landed in the ocean. As it turns out, this creature isn’t able to breath the air on earth, and needs to find a way to breathe 或者 it would possibly die. So, it creates these jellyfish creatures that you’ve seen to find a way for the alien creature to breath earth’s oxygen. So, these jellyfish steal frogs in order to allow it to breath air. Why frogs, I don’t know? Anyway, it floods the forest to find the frogs easier and begins killing them in order to breath oxygen, and just wants to live. The problem is that, even though it tries to live, it is still a problem to frogs, which is why the frog 你 play as is trying to destroy the alien creature. So, this is a game that shows every character, even the antagonist, as wanting to survive but both sides are antagonising the other in a way, so it’s hard for there to be a good 或者 evil character. It’s just survival for both sides, and I find that to be interesting. I enjoy horror games that make me think these sort of things, which is why I kinda like They Breathe. Sure, it’s VERY short, but it’s still a game worth checking out if 你 have thirty 分钟 to spare. Take care.

你 all thought Sonic 06 was the worst Sonic related thing. People, that is pretty much Ocarina of Time compared to this butchering of video game characters. It's known as What's the Story Morning Glory.
First off, the dumbest name for a fanfic ever. Secondly, this is another sex fanfic. Not just sex, but rape. Fan-fucking-tastic
This... Thing starts with Tails saying how the whole town thinks he's gay. It causes people to mock him, causes him to lose his job, and causes his 老友记 to hate him. What is all of Mobius homophobic 或者 some shit. Anyway, Tails finds out that the one who started the...
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Sean: *Lined up with Johnny Lightning's Plymouth* We'll finally see who's the fastest.
Johnny: As long as nobody interrupts us like last week.
Mabel: *Arrives* Johnny, Commander Kane needs to speak with you.
Sean: We're about to race!
Mabel: I'm sorry, but this is important.
Johnny: Oh come on!!
Mabel: Also, I'm hosting. This is tonight's lineup.

8 PM - Now

Trainz - Bak2Bak

8:30 PM - Later

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina 日本动漫 - Bak2Bak

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run 由 five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful 日 in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have 你 done?
Pete: You're still going to drive trains,...
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Remember when I talked about Dead Rising 2 and 说 that I liked it just a little less than Dead Rising 1? Well now it is time for me to finally talk about why I like Dead Rising 1 more. And I am aware of the technical flaws of Dead Rising compared to the sequel, but everything else, the feel, the stuff around it, it just captivates me more.
You play as Frank West, a cocky news reporter who has covered wars, ya know. He travels to Willamette, Colorado during a mysterious outbreak. There, Frank comes across agents from the Department of Homeland Security, Brad and Jessie, who are searching...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Sitting at a park bench)
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do 你 want, James?
James: I just came for a walk, and 你 were here
Wind: Bullshit. 你 were looking for me
James: Okay, I was. Did 你 see that protest in town
Wind: Protest?
James: Yeah, this one with this one crazy woman
Wind: Crazy? Oh boy, what is it this time?

Alana: It is time we stop letting men step all over us
Wind: Who the fuck is that
James: I think she 说 her name was Alana Sedgwickson. She’s pretty messed up
Wind: How so?
Alana: We need to stop shaming anyone and everyone who is against homosexuality, blacks, women, and anyone...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy 日 in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't 你 work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help...
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你 know, I already made a 列表 of those horrible people who will gladly take the lives of others… So I thought why not talk about 更多 of them. I don’t know why, but it seems that video games and murderers seem to go together in a very insane puzzle. So today, we will talk about ten 更多 video game murderers. First, the rules. Only from games that I have played and only one game per franchise. Also, I am not going to include the same killers from the last list, in order to avoid being redundant. And lastly, neither Trevor from GTA V 或者 Vaas from Far Cry 3 will be on this list. Vaas has...
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Kevin: *Leading a dancing line with Liam, Mr. Nut, Wayne, Miss. Heart, Tom Foolery, Master Sword, and Saten Twist*
Ian: I wish I could join, but being a train, I'd probably go too fast, and run them over. Now, time for those back to back episodes of Gran Turismo.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black 可兑换, 可转换, 敞篷车 with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the 可兑换, 可转换, 敞篷车 they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas

Mordecai & Rigby were watching TV, when a commercial came on.

Rigby: Aw, really?
Mordecai: Screw this.
Rigby: Hold up! There's a commercial for a videogame!!
Man: Now available in stores is an all new Sonic The Hedgehog game, that has all the sonic games in one disc!
Mordecai: Awesome.
Man: 你 can play up to 45 characters in any game.
Rigby: I want this!!!
Man: Only available in Canada!
Mordecai: WHAT?!!?
Man: Sonic Forever! Rated Everyone 10, and up.
Rigby: How could it be only available in Canada? That's 200 miles from here!
Mordecai:...
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So about a while back, like two years ago, I reviewed The Hills Have Eyes 2009 remake. I thought it was alright. Disgusting as hell and stupid at times, but an enjoyable movie. And that’s when I remembered it’s a remake. I knew there was a film remade, but what I didn’t know is that the original film was created 由 Wes Craven, who made Nightmare on Elm Street. Despite that, this movie was made a few years before Nightmare on Elm Street. Is it as good as Wes Craven’s other classics 或者 is it best forgotten? Let’s found out.



The film follows a small American suburban town called...
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Percy: *Building a snowman with Kevin*
S.B: *Throws a snowball at Gordon*
Gordon: Hey!
S.B: Come on, it's a snowball fight.
Orion: *Crashes a model train into a hotel*
Liam: Hey, if 你 want to have fun crashing stuff, play Train Simulator.
Orion: Alright.
Liam: Liam here from The Nut House. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I have created tonight's schedule for you.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails
Trainz

8:30 PM - Later

Bartholomew - Back to back

Liam: Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Ponies On The Rails got his own spin off. This should be fun to watch, but first, Ponies On...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Standing, in the darkness.
Alone, with only your dreams.
Or rather.
Your nightmares.
Could they be fiction?
Or your own reality?

Chestnut Pines, Washington. A small town out from the lively cities and locations of the country. A town of dying business and abandoned homes. It gets by, but barely thriving. It’s a simple town, but that will change. A nightmare is coming into the town. Nobody will suspect it, and when they do, it may be too late. This is a 年 of something dark. What will happen? What choices will be made? Will they be for the best, 或者 will they go wrong. The choice is up to you,...
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Oliver: This is it. We ain't gonna be around no more.
Rosie: I'll miss all of you.
Shayne: 你 still have time to be here. You're last episode will be playing after Ponies On The Rails.
Oliver: Oh.
Rosie: Okay.
Shayne: Welcome back, 或者 welcome for those of 你 just joining us. I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. Let's get those stories rolling on our 秒 half of the 显示 with Ponies On The Rails.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog...
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Teacher: And that kids is how Hitler 迷失 the war
Wind: Can we learn about something in history that isn’t Hitler for once
Teacher: No, now sit down
(The 钟, 贝尔 rings)
Teacher: Okay class, we’ll continue tomorrow
Wind: Hopefully I can get hit 由 a truck before then
(The class leaves)
Teacher: (Waits for them to leave before taking a flask out of his 台, 办公桌 and drinking from it)

Teacher: (Drives home) I swear, those kids don’t have any appreciation for history 或者 even their fellow man (Hits the breaks as a person drives out in front of him) Watch where you’re driving 你 fucking asshole! (Continues...
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Therapist: 你 honestly believe that everyone around 你 is a waste of space
Wind: Exactly
Therapist: Have 你 ever thought that maybe it is 你 who is the problem
Wind: Let me check (Looks outside and sees a group of guys 写作 a penis on the whiteboard)
Wind: Nope. It is definitely the rest of the world
(A clock rings)
Therapist: (Under breath) Oh thank god (To Wind) Looks like we’re out of time today. Same time 下一个 week?
Wind: Bite me (Walks out)
Hannah: So, how is the therapy working
Wind: Fuck off, Hannah. You’re the reason I had to talk to the school therapist in the first place
Hannah:...
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posted by windwakerguy430
The Richardsons
(Applause)
Starring Howard
Howard: (Hearing clapping, as he looks up from his newspaper)
Wendy
Wendy: (Startled from the clapping)
Oscar
Oscar: (Looks around his bedroom as he hears clapping)
Megan
Megan: (Takes off her headphones to hear the clapping)
And Bob
Bob: (Smiles)

The Richardsons is filmed in front of a live studio audience
(70’s sitcom 音乐 plays)
(Camera zooms in on a decrepit house with boarded doors and windows)
(Everyone sitting at the breakfast table, looking as if they are crazy)
Wendy: Howard, what are we gonna-
Howard: Quiet. If we don’t talk, they won’t...
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Master Sword was born in Manehatten. He was always cared for 由 his mother, but his father, being a drunkard, a cheater, and a poor parent, had never liked him. His father would always insult him, hit him, and call him gay, because he never had a girlfriend in school. However, he always cared about Sword's brother, Chimney Sweep, who always wanted to be better than Sword, and he always did one up Master Sword in everything he did. Cookie Crumb, Master Sword's young sister, always cared about him, just like his mother, but was always scared of him when he got angry. Due to how Master Sword was...
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Craig Armstrong: For those who don't know. He's the voice of the famish Dan..

Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I 爱情 Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching 更多 of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also 爱情 his name for some reason).

Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)

Seth Macfarlene:

Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)

Shia LaBeouf:

Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)

Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)

Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..

Mrawkwardreviewer:


There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..
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