Twilight Funnies

Edward Cullen

I have a private island. Wanna see it?

“Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”

Cullen. Edward Cullen.

Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero 或者 the bad guy.

I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a 首页 run with you.

“I’m an addict. Will 你 be my heroin?”

“Have 你 been drinking? 或者 do I intoxicate you?”

Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

“My sister can see the future. Let me give 你 a clue, it’s Me + You.”

Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Jacob Black
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Hey everyone! Thanks for all the comments. I'm just going to stop apologising for never writing, one 日 I might get quicker... but until that 日 comes I'm sorry. (And sorry it is so short, I swear I will start 写作 the 下一个 chapter tonight 或者 tomorrow, so fingers crossed that I finish it 由 下一个 week)


Human Edward POV


I had a good feeling when I woke up this morning, I felt like something was going to happen, in a good way.
I went down stairs for Breakfast, like usual Mum had already made breakfast for Dad and I. We had our usual chit chat like any other morning. At 9 I walked to the pool...