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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [SEVENTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SEVENTEEN]
(ATTENTION: THIS PART IS IN TABRA's POINT OF VIEW! THANK U, 你 NOW MAY CONTINUE READING!!)
    I put on my disguise and got out of the van, walking up to the two guards with a clip-board in my hand, and a pen in the other.
    "You there, stop!" One of the guards said.
    "I'm sorry to stun 你 guys," I 说 in my best southern accent. "I just got a phone call a while back and heard ya'll got some bugs in there."
    "We do?"...

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True Lies, Teen Girls(Chapter Twelve)

posted by moolah

Made this...hope you like...:)

Bella’s P.O.V:
Edward towed me up to his bedroom and lay me on the bed, “I missed you.” He said. “I missed you, too.” He smiled. “Can I make up for that, love?” I nodded, “Yes. What were 你 thinking?” “This.” He tore my 衬衫 off and kissed me fiercely. “I 爱情 you.” He said. “Mmmhmm.” He kissed me more.
About nine hours later, when I fell asleep. I felt him stroking my hair and 接吻 me gently. I must’ve smiled in my sleep because I heard Edward chuckle.
In the morning I realized Edward had dressed me in his clothes and his underwear. The only thing of mine...

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Cold Roses--Chp. 11: Gone for Good

posted by Summer_Leanne

While I was proofreading this chapter, it made me cry...lol. Enjoy! :]
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Gone for Good
“What are 你 doing here, if 你 don’t mind my asking?” Carlisle was not about to let him come close to Summer 或者 Chloe without intense interrogation. “I had to come see whether 你 have some beautiful girls of mine.” Summer’s head spun in circles; how come Manda hadn’t seen Aro coming? She hoped her friend was 安全 from the Volturi. Chloe was the only one incredibly pleased to hear her father’s voice. She would have called out to him, but her...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [THIRTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
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[THIRTEEN]
"Alright, let's begin." Jerek 说 and started the topic of discussion for the meeting. "You all remember Haus, and his grip of terror over us all. But here we are today, The Alliance, forming against him, for one 日 he shall fall, and we shall win. That day, is sneaking up on us fast. We need to be ready. We need to be quick, agile, ready to kill at will. I don't know how much of an army, 或者 how many people Haus has under his Death Clan of the Fallen, but I will tell 你 that...

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the new beginig ch4 " dOnt have tittle yet lOl"

posted by sh0rtiinedward

I didn’t know what was happening, who was this guy I got the feel that I know him for a long time. I started walking to the door when the 钟, 贝尔 rang, and as I was crossing the door Julius passed 由 me real quick.
“I don’t know nothing about this guy, but I have to find out as soon is possible” I 说 to my self. I started walking to my 下一个 class, and for my surprise he was there too, so I 座位下一个 to him again and………….
“Hello my name is Rennesme Cullen” I 说 to him, very polite
“Hi I’m Julius” he 说 as he turn around to my direction and meet with my eyes, he was...

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Torturing The Volturi Chapter 10

posted by lollipopszx3

Me : Oh my god! A fly monkey is about to eat me!

*that awkward cough that someone just has to do*

Me : AHH! You'll never take me alive! NEVER!! *starts running around, while hitting the air*

Jane : *whispers to Alec* Your mate's crazy.

Me : I'm not! Now begone!

Aro : I know this amazing physician that will heal 你 within minutes.

Me : Healed? I don't need to be healed! I need to dance! *starts doing the funky chicken*

Gianna : What is she doing??

Felix : HEY! What are 你 doing!?

*all turns to look as Shannon takes a pencil from his pocket*

Shannon : Nothing.... Distraction Stephanie!

Me : Look at me!...

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The unknown secret - Chapter 2

posted by megan-ox123

As soon as the
wolf was completely out of sight I shakily stood up and brushed myself off. When I got 首页 everything was a little foggy I felt dazed but like
it never happened, did it happen? was it real? was it a dream? why didn't the 狼 kill me? was there even a 狼 there? was I going insane?
I know I couldn't tell anyone ,so I didn't. I knew my mom would think I was crazy, was I crazy? The rest of the night I kept on asking myself
these questions, knowing I wouldn't get any awnsers.

I entered the geometry room and took off my wet coat, which was moist from the rain, my long dark brown...

Why 你 like the movie Twilight ? ;d

posted by sunshine_96

i like the movie ebcause its fantastic and romance
.. i 爱情 the 爱情 stories in 电影院 :)
andd for this..and the actor play their roles good :)
what 你 think about edward,bella,jacob,alice,rosalie,emet, and for the others :)
what is your favourite twilight vampire??
why 你 like your favourite vampire?
do 你 read the books?
do 你 lovve the books?
what is your favourite book from twilight
what 你 think about edward and bella like a couple??
what 你 want to write about the movie,write here
give the ideas,and if 你 want suggest some play for twilight in this club :)
and invite 你老友记 ;d :) to write in the 文章

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Ten Things to 爱情 in the 'Twilight Saga: Eclipse' Trailer

posted by shannon9396

New Victoria

The first official trailer for this summer’s The Twilight Saga: Eclipse debuted today (and is embedded at the end of this article), which means one thing: June 30 can’t come fast enough. After careful deliberation (read: re-watching the trailer over and over again), we’re 更多 curious than ever to see genre director David Slade’s take on the teen vamp franchise. Here’s why 你 should be, too.
Fans were spoiled with a bounty of sneak peeks at both Twilight and last year’s New Moon, but since Summit’s playing this one close to the chest we haven’t seen much of the David Slade-directed...

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Juliet part 16

posted by kiwi12

Special Edition: Leah’s pov. It will go back to Juliet’s after this part

part 16

Leah-
I was doing homework when someone knocked on my apartment door. I opened it to see Jake. He was cringing noticeably. “What’s wrong?” I asked instantly. “Nothing’s wrong. Can I come in?” I moved aside and let him sit. “How are you?” he asked. I growled at him “You’re stalling” He sighed “Leah I’m… I’m going to have to ask 你 to do something. Quill and Embry are already doing it but I’m not sure if 你 can.” I glared at him “I can hold my own” I reminded him. He grinned...

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Painful Memories Chapter Six

posted by IsabellaMCullen

Painful Memories

Chapter Six

Bella POV

Edward hasn't left my side since Hayley and her 'friends' arrived. Her 'friends' still have yet to come and meet us. She must be the leader 或者 spokeswoman of the group.

“Yes, I am. Those two couldn't lead anything, and I'm the one with powers.” Hayley's high pitched voice answered my thoughts.

We were now all sitting in the living room. Carsile and Esme sat together on the 爱情 seat. Jasper sat on the other end of the 长椅, 沙发 from Hayley, with Alice on his lap. Edward and I sat on the bottom of the Cullens curved staircase. Edward had his arm molded around...

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Juliet part 4

posted by kiwi12

part 4

"My name is Edward Whitlock. This is my sister Rosalie Cullen and my father is Carlisle Cullen. What's your name?" Lying to a mind reader seemed less then practical so I muttered "Juliet". He asked me if I lived around here and I told him I'd just moved in. The small talk was not working and my eyes were still wet. The leader sighed "I know you're afraid of being near us but I cannot in good conscience send 你 home. Not in your condition. Now I can talk to your parents and arrange for 你 to be taken care of elsewhere. I will ask 你 not to tell your parents what 你 know about us. We...

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Best 吻乐队（Kiss） of the decade

posted by Hellohoudini

Best 吻乐队（Kiss） of the decade

发布由 Twilight_News - 28/01/10 at 09:01 am

At the opening of their new 伦敦 department store, Selfridges held a survey to find out the 最佳, 返回页首 kisses of the past decade. Coming in at number one on their 列表 was the 吻乐队（Kiss） between Edward and Bella in “Twilight.” Considering the current 粉丝 frenzy and media hype surrounding the “are they/aren’t they” relationship of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, this shouldn’t be a big surprise. Other kisses on the 列表 include the upside down Spider-man 吻乐队（Kiss） and the 吻乐队（Kiss） from Brokeback Mountain. Entertainment Wise has the details including a slide 显示 of 照片 of Kristen and Rob

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My Moon, My Man. Chapter 1

posted by AnonymousXXX

All 你 really need to know is that I did not plan for this to happen. It just did whether I wanted it to 或者 not. But, if i could change anything; I'm not sure that I really would. Whether he's real; my mind still can't figure that out. I am sure of him though. I'm sure of his face, his eyes, his lips, and his touch. Everything about him was perfect and I would die for him.

I awoke in my 床, 床上 to my alarm and realized that today was the 日 I would 移动 to Olmpic Dr. Forks, Washington. So I got up and did my usual routine. when I was done I looked at my self in the mirror for a long time. I...

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迷失 Memories (ch3)

posted by SuperFunFan1001

Sorry if the chapters come a little slow. Right now I'm traveling so... well 你 know how things are. haha

I have gotten a suggestion to make the story have 更多 emotion and action so I am going to try and add some of that. Hope it's good!

Disclamer: I....... do not............. own.......... Twilight......... 或者 any of its characters. Stephanie meyer does.

(I wish I did though) :(

One night it got bad so Zach invited me to go hunting with him. I was trying not to think of him So I distracted myself 由 focusing on my prey. A fully grown mountain lion. I lunged for it and drained it.I hadn't even...

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Diarie of the 吸血鬼 - Chapter 4

posted by HKEILTLTOY

ok guys a really long one here. Hope 你 enjoy it though.

Edwards POV

I really wanted to tell Bella it was her I liked but it would be too soon

"Ok. Ok, Bella It's you. I like 你 I really do. Your really pretty." I 说 in a rush

She opened her mouth but 说 nothing. Oh great she probably hates me now. I should probably ask anyways.

"Do 你 want to...you know. Go out?" I asked her. She looked really shocked

She looked like she was going to faint because she was so shocked, and she did end up fainting. Her eyelids fluttered and she fell completley silent, then she started to fall. I caught her befor...

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Bellas Worst Nightmare-Chpt 6

posted by twilight_james

Thoughts are in [ ]

"Hey Jake!" I greeted him cheerfully. I'd been staying at La Push for about 2 weeks now, so I hadn't seen much of the Cullens. But I couldn't avoid seeing them at school, and I could escape the pain I had causede Edward.
I shook off that thought. The stiches on my face tugged, and I winced.
"Hey Bells," Jacob 说 back. He was taking his motercycle off the truck. "Do 你 wanna come with me?" He geustured to the motercycle.
I laughed. "Jacob, I havn't even got these stiches off yet. Im not that into having thread accross your face!"
Jacob laughed as well. Then his face turned...

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Torturing the Volturi Chapter 5

posted by lollipopszx3

Thirsty

Me :: Hi!! What's up?

Gianna :: Who are 你 talking to?...?

Me :: My readers...

Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!

Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are 你 so mean?

Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.

Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.

Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.

Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.

Jane :: WHAT?? 你 keep me here and 你 won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad 你 are. Just come!!!!!

Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... 你 want something to eat?

Volturi...

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NEW MOON SOUNDTRACK NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!MUST READ

posted by lexie2635

Due to an overwhelming demand for the New Moon Soundtrack 由 fans, it is now being released this Friday, October 16th! It was to be released on October 20th. The news came via the official Twilight Twitter (with 最近的 tweets 由 New Moon director Chris Weitz).
TWILIGHTERS ISNT THIS GREAT NEWS.I 爱情 TO GET THE SOUNDTRACK BEFORE THE MOVIE SO I ALREADY KNOW THE WORDS.OK PUT THE NEW 帕拉摩尔 UP AND START LEARNING THE NEW MOON SOUNDTRACK(DONT WORRY 帕拉摩尔 ILL STILL LISTEN TO YOU)

ALSO DONT FORGET THE LISTENING PARTY AT HOT TOPIC ON OCTOBER 15 NATIONWIDE.

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TWILIGHT Scarlet Malone

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Scarlet Malone ( twilight )
My name is Scarlet Malone, I live in Forks with my father Josh. My mom died at the first of the summer so I had to come here from Texas. It was horrible, I was all alone since my dad was a doctor, and it was always raining. I guess I should tell 你 a little bit about myself. I
am 15, I don't consider myself a goth 或者情绪硬核 but I like to wear black and listen to punk and metal music, I have blonde hair, I am not tall but I am not short, and I am an only child. The only sport I really like is BMX, that was one of the things I bought here. My bike is 青柠, 石灰 green, purple,...

Twilight Funnies

This 暮光之城系列 照片 contains 绿色贝雷帽, 特种部队, 精英士兵, and 绿色贝雷帽特种部队. There might also be 步枪兵, 步枪手, 迷彩服, and 疲劳.

This 暮光之城系列照片 contains 绿色贝雷帽, 特种部队, 精英士兵, and 绿色贝雷帽特种部队. There might also be 步枪兵, 步枪手, 迷彩服, and 疲劳.