TWIHARD
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga 由 Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true 爱情 & 爱情 at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF 你 ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. 你 constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an 小时 for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important 日 of the week.
3. 你 dream of going to Forks, 或者 living in Forks.
4. 你 have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but 你 wish 吸血鬼 totally existed so 你 can marry one.
6. 你 refer to Twilight as "literary crack" 或者 a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied 说 literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your 最喜爱的 水果 is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your 最喜爱的 flowers.
10. Whenever 你 hear "Girlfriend" 由 Avril Lavigne, 你 can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When 你 grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. 你 dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. 你 look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. 你 爱情 running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. 你 hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. 你 dream about killing Bella so 你 can 日期 Edward.
19. If 你 could have one wish, it would be that 你 were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. 你 hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All 你 want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. 你 have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so 你 can pretend your with Edward.
24. 你 have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, 你 have ordered 蘑菇 ravioli and a coke.
26. 你 know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward 偷了 his cookies.
27. All of your 老友记 think 你 need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with 随意 strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. 你 are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace 个人资料 is either dedicated to Twilight, 或者 has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, 给 yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. 你 enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since 你 know they are only taking out your 最喜爱的 quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and 你 jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. 你 have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and 你 took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. 你 felt betrayed when 你 found out Edward would drive a 两厢车, 掀背车 instead of the s60 r.
40. 你 refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz 或者 Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, 你 are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause 你 want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga 由 Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true 爱情 & 爱情 at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF 你 ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. 你 constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an 小时 for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important 日 of the week.
3. 你 dream of going to Forks, 或者 living in Forks.
4. 你 have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but 你 wish 吸血鬼 totally existed so 你 can marry one.
6. 你 refer to Twilight as "literary crack" 或者 a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied 说 literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your 最喜爱的 水果 is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your 最喜爱的 flowers.
10. Whenever 你 hear "Girlfriend" 由 Avril Lavigne, 你 can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When 你 grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. 你 dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. 你 look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. 你 爱情 running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. 你 hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. 你 dream about killing Bella so 你 can 日期 Edward.
19. If 你 could have one wish, it would be that 你 were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. 你 hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All 你 want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. 你 have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so 你 can pretend your with Edward.
24. 你 have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, 你 have ordered 蘑菇 ravioli and a coke.
26. 你 know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward 偷了 his cookies.
27. All of your 老友记 think 你 need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with 随意 strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. 你 are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace 个人资料 is either dedicated to Twilight, 或者 has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, 给 yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. 你 enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since 你 know they are only taking out your 最喜爱的 quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and 你 jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. 你 have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and 你 took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. 你 felt betrayed when 你 found out Edward would drive a 两厢车, 掀背车 instead of the s60 r.
40. 你 refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz 或者 Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, 你 are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause 你 want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When ever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my 心 fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
When ever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to 爱情 Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When ever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my 心 fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
When ever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to 爱情 Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
I have all the Twilight books, but I 迷失 Eclipse and really want to read it. Does anybody know a website 你 can read the whole book on? I've been dying to read past the first chapter 你 get from New Moon. It sucks I really want to read it, and I can't do that. Please help me with this. From a 粉丝 to a fan. 你 know how great the book is so help me, a person who wants to read it. Please just find the website and post it to me. Thank 你 so much! I hope 你 already know one, 或者 can easily find one. Thank you!!
Danie turned into a blob of 苹果 sauce, then shape-shifted back into a human. "There" She said.
"Hey Erin! So I see 你 got my text."
"Yeah! Congrats! 你 have to tell me all about this Parick."
"No, 你 tell me about 你 being part of the Volturi."
"How did 你 know?"
"Well me being a vamp and everything, I get one power which is shape-shifting."
"What does that have to do with it?"
"Oh nothing I just needed to tell you."
"Ok, how did 你 find out?"
"Your friend Alice told me."
"Oh,ok. Yeah, so 你 know my dad is Aro and my little sister is Jane."
"I didn't even know that!" Alice said."Why didn't 你 tell me?"
"I wasn't ready to yet."
"Erin, 你 are my best friend; I tell 你 everything, 你 should tell me the same."
"Ok,sorry."
"It's fine. Now come on, let's go shopping for your friend's big day."
"Ok, let's go."
Two hours later, Alice, Erin, and Danie were still roaming around when they found the "perfect dress".
"Hey Erin! So I see 你 got my text."
"Yeah! Congrats! 你 have to tell me all about this Parick."
"No, 你 tell me about 你 being part of the Volturi."
"How did 你 know?"
"Well me being a vamp and everything, I get one power which is shape-shifting."
"What does that have to do with it?"
"Oh nothing I just needed to tell you."
"Ok, how did 你 find out?"
"Your friend Alice told me."
"Oh,ok. Yeah, so 你 know my dad is Aro and my little sister is Jane."
"I didn't even know that!" Alice said."Why didn't 你 tell me?"
"I wasn't ready to yet."
"Erin, 你 are my best friend; I tell 你 everything, 你 should tell me the same."
"Ok,sorry."
"It's fine. Now come on, let's go shopping for your friend's big day."
"Ok, let's go."
Two hours later, Alice, Erin, and Danie were still roaming around when they found the "perfect dress".
1.Erin is part of the Volturi, but she is half human-Spoiler!
2.not everything will be exactly like the books,it will be dramatized a little.
3.Erin is my best friend in real life, so I try to make her as realistic as possible.
4.This one is 更多 about me:I don't like cussing in my stories because I don't cuss a lot in real life, but it makes my stories funnier,agree?
5.We might make a movie out of this when we are done-Spoiler!
6.Erin was telling me about one of her friends, Danie, and she might be in a few chapters-Spoiler!
7.Erin tries to kill Alice later in the story-Spoiler!
EDward took off his shirt.His abs were hawt.I then went under the covers.I then felt his cool skin agaisnt mine.
U sure Soph
yes
I felt it the sex of course
I then felt my neck being nibbled
Edward! damn that hurt
I the nsaw it wasn't edward
J-J-J James.
Oh don't worry 爱情 你 will be one of us
No where the hell is edward
well the volturi is dealing with the Cullens
I will kill you
Just give up 你 know tat it will spread
It's burns STOP IT IT BURNS.I then felt my death.
My 心 beat sronger than usual.I felt sclience.
ALl in my 心 was vengence on James on The Volturi Adn on the werewolves!....
U sure Soph
yes
I felt it the sex of course
I then felt my neck being nibbled
Edward! damn that hurt
I the nsaw it wasn't edward
J-J-J James.
Oh don't worry 爱情 你 will be one of us
No where the hell is edward
well the volturi is dealing with the Cullens
I will kill you
Just give up 你 know tat it will spread
It's burns STOP IT IT BURNS.I then felt my death.
My 心 beat sronger than usual.I felt sclience.
ALl in my 心 was vengence on James on The Volturi Adn on the werewolves!....