TWIHARD
    
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga 由 Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.

The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true 爱情 & 爱情 at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.







WAYS TO TELL IF 你 ARE A TWIHARD.


(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. 你 constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an 小时 for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important 日 of the week.
3. 你 dream of going to Forks, 或者 living in Forks.
4. 你 have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but 你 wish 吸血鬼 totally existed so 你 can marry one.
6. 你 refer to Twilight as "literary crack" 或者 a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied 说 literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your 最喜爱的 水果 is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your 最喜爱的 flowers.
10. Whenever 你 hear "Girlfriend" 由 Avril Lavigne, 你 can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When 你 grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. 你 dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. 你 look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. 你 爱情 running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. 你 hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. 你 dream about killing Bella so 你 can 日期 Edward.
19. If 你 could have one wish, it would be that 你 were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. 你 hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All 你 want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. 你 have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so 你 can pretend your with Edward.
24. 你 have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, 你 have ordered 蘑菇 ravioli and a coke.
26. 你 know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward 偷了 his cookies.
27. All of your 老友记 think 你 need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with 随意 strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. 你 are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace 个人资料 is either dedicated to Twilight, 或者 has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, 给 yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. 你 enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since 你 know they are only taking out your 最喜爱的 quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and 你 jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. 你 have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and 你 took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. 你 felt betrayed when 你 found out Edward would drive a 两厢车, 掀背车 instead of the s60 r.
40. 你 refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz 或者 Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, 你 are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause 你 want to talk about Twilight.






!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!