it was a normal 日 in the akatsuki. Pein was in his room doing paper work, Konan was making origami figures, Deidara was blowing things up outside, Tobi was annoying deidara and Miyu was practicing her elemental jutsus. She shot 火, 消防 at a bird, it went up in flames and set a 树 on fire. “interesting.” she mumbled. She shot electricity at another bird and it exploded. “are 你 gonna murder every bird from here to china?” itachi said? “shut up, there's nothing else to do.” miyu replied. “you could kill innocents.” itachi suggested. Miyu looked at him like he was crazy then set an innocent person on fire. “that is kinda fun.” she said. “but it boils their blood too much.” “well, 你 could try that thing.” itachi said, pointing to a green blur in the distance. “what is that thing?” miyu asked. “it looks like a blur. I don't even think it's alive.” “no, it's moving.” itachi replied. “tobi thinks it lokks like a kitty!” tobi screamed. “well I think it looks like a 衬套, 布什 being blown 由 the wind, hm.” deidara said. “whatever it is it's coming towards us.” miyu said. “how can 你 tell?” itachi asked. “just watch it, you'll see.” she replied. She was right, it was coming closer. The closer it got the 更多 shape it got. “i think it looks like a....bear maybe?” itachi said. “wow, you're right.” miyu replied. It was a bear. It was green and human sized wearing a military 夹克 and dog tags. It ran up to the group and started talking. “you gotta help me, I don't know hwere I am, I haven't eaten anything in weeks and I need a place to stay.” “you're in japan, I don't think 你 can stay here, what's your name?” miyu asked. “I-i'm flippy.” the 熊 replied. “that's a weird name.” deidara said. “tobi thinks it's cute!” tobi yelled, running up to flippy. “who is this?” flippy asked, with a hint of annoyance in his voice. “that's tobi, he bothers everyone, he's like the four 年 old of this place.” deidara replied. “i see. Get him off.” flippy said. “tobi. Get off, that 熊 might have disease.” itachi said. “shut up, I don't have disease.” flippy 说 angrily. “i know that but I was trying to get him off you, you're starving and dehydrated, 你 don't need to be squashed 由 a kid.” itachi replied. “can we 显示 him to leader, please!” tobi begged, running up to deidara. “fine, if it'll shut 你 up.” deidara replied, walking into the base. The others followed. Flippy trailed behind. “what's your leader like?” he asked miyu. “bossy and weird.” miyu replied. “hey leader, someone wants to see you!” deidara yelled once they were in the base. Pein walked out of his room, hidden 由 shadows as usual. “who is it, I was in the middle of paper work.” he asked. “it's some green bear.” deidara replied, dragging flippy up to the front of the group. “h-hello.” flippy said. “hello, what do 你 want?” “i just want to stay here for a while.” flippy replied. “give me one reason why I should let you.” pein told him. “you need to be strong to 加入 us, not weak.” flippy hesitated before he replied. “well, I used to be in the army.” “which one?” pein asked. “american army.” flippy replied. “impressive, I guess. 你 can stay, just don't be bother.” pein told him, then walked away. “there is no way 你 were in the american army!” hidan yellled, running towards him. “i was.” flippy replied. “which war?” hidan asked. “the vietnam war.” flippy replied nervously. “please don't make me talk about it.” kakuzu walked in behind hidan. “new member huh, don't touch my money.” he told flippy. Flippy just nodded. Hidan pulled out his staff and poked flippy with the sharp end. “come on buddy, tell me about the war.” “stop that.” flippy told him. “not until 你 tell me.” flippy looked around with a panicked look in his eye then his eyes turned yellow and he started growling. “prepare to die.” he growled in a low voice.
This is a crazy song I wrote called Rotten Tomatoes, and I hired the Black-Eyed Peas to sing it. WARNING: This song was meant for entertainment, and should in no way be connected to real people, places, 或者 things. It is not the author's responsibility for the medical bills if 你 die from laughter, 或者 possibly, thinking I'm weirdness.
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匡威 is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My 老友记 all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
浓情巧克力 coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I 爱情 Harry Potter
或者 was it 苹果 Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
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匡威 is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My 老友记 all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
浓情巧克力 coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I 爱情 Harry Potter
或者 was it 苹果 Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
OKAIZ, SO TODAY I SAW THE MOST AWESUME-Y THING EVER! A BASKET OF YARNZ!! I SAWZ MEH 秒 最喜爱的 CULUR IN THERE, TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEH 最喜爱的 CULUR IZ GREEEEEEEEEEEN AND MEH SECUND 最喜爱的 IZ PINNNNKK. SO I WUZ LIKE, POUNCE! SWIPEZ-Y! I'M SO AWESUMEZ! AND SO, I LIKE, CHASED IT DOWNZ DA STAIRZ, AND IT WUZ SO EXHILARATIN' AND STUFFZ. AND SO, LIKE, IT MADE IT TO THA HUMANZ AND DEY THREW IT SAID, "Go get it, Daisy!!" SOZ, I WENT AFTER IT AND 巢穴, den, 书房 I SAW SOME GREEN YARN, SOZ I RANZ PAST THA 粉, 粉色 YARN TA GETZ DA GREEN..... I LURVVVVVVVVVV GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
The whole of the mountain will crash down and roll over me - but it does not crush me.
Human physical strength has limitations and it weakens in time. 'Inner strength' knows no bounds!
The confines of this earthly realm have no bearing.
Let it be done!
Let the horns sound that shake the foundation.
Call forth the titans. Summon up the dread that lies buried deep within the 心 and mind.
Let the godless fear when they face the charge.
The 迷失 will flee 或者 loose heart.
'And in the darkening late hours when the ground rumbles like an oncoming train...I will draw from deep wells what cannot be poisoned 或者 tainted 或者 overturned. I will stand, though the tides rise and the clouds threaten...and there I will remain, even if I 显示 signs and cracks of care and hardship.
I will not be broken.
I may grow weary.
Though all the elements come against me
and tear at flesh and bone!-I WILL STAND!
Why can't the world become a fairytale book?
It wouldn't be as mean
But it may be much 更多 green
龙 that can be your pet
Princesses with hair for rope climbing
Pumpkins that can turn into horse carriages
And 猫 that wear boots and fight mice.
The people in reality aren't always very nice
But even the ogres and giants can say hello and give 你 nice things
Princesses aren't snobby 皇后乐队 bees at school
Princes aren't egomaniacs
And money is in gold, silver, 或者 copper 或者 even magic beans!
Hens lay golden eggs
Poverty can end in five seconds
你 can get your own fairy and wish for whatever 你 want
And have your any desires
But I guess this is all in the mind
But the world can be kind at times
It isn't always bad and cruel
But imagination makes it go around
It wouldn't be as mean
But it may be much 更多 green
龙 that can be your pet
Princesses with hair for rope climbing
Pumpkins that can turn into horse carriages
And 猫 that wear boots and fight mice.
The people in reality aren't always very nice
But even the ogres and giants can say hello and give 你 nice things
Princesses aren't snobby 皇后乐队 bees at school
Princes aren't egomaniacs
And money is in gold, silver, 或者 copper 或者 even magic beans!
Hens lay golden eggs
Poverty can end in five seconds
你 can get your own fairy and wish for whatever 你 want
And have your any desires
But I guess this is all in the mind
But the world can be kind at times
It isn't always bad and cruel
But imagination makes it go around