it was a normal 日 in the akatsuki. Pein was in his room doing paper work, Konan was making origami figures, Deidara was blowing things up outside, Tobi was annoying deidara and Miyu was practicing her elemental jutsus. She shot 火, 消防 at a bird, it went up in flames and set a 树 on fire. “interesting.” she mumbled. She shot electricity at another bird and it exploded. “are 你 gonna murder every bird from here to china?” itachi said? “shut up, there's nothing else to do.” miyu replied. “you could kill innocents.” itachi suggested. Miyu looked at him like he was crazy then set an innocent person on fire. “that is kinda fun.” she said. “but it boils their blood too much.” “well, 你 could try that thing.” itachi said, pointing to a green blur in the distance. “what is that thing?” miyu asked. “it looks like a blur. I don't even think it's alive.” “no, it's moving.” itachi replied. “tobi thinks it lokks like a kitty!” tobi screamed. “well I think it looks like a 衬套, 布什 being blown 由 the wind, hm.” deidara said. “whatever it is it's coming towards us.” miyu said. “how can 你 tell?” itachi asked. “just watch it, you'll see.” she replied. She was right, it was coming closer. The closer it got the 更多 shape it got. “i think it looks like a....bear maybe?” itachi said. “wow, you're right.” miyu replied. It was a bear. It was green and human sized wearing a military 夹克 and dog tags. It ran up to the group and started talking. “you gotta help me, I don't know hwere I am, I haven't eaten anything in weeks and I need a place to stay.” “you're in japan, I don't think 你 can stay here, what's your name?” miyu asked. “I-i'm flippy.” the 熊 replied. “that's a weird name.” deidara said. “tobi thinks it's cute!” tobi yelled, running up to flippy. “who is this?” flippy asked, with a hint of annoyance in his voice. “that's tobi, he bothers everyone, he's like the four 年 old of this place.” deidara replied. “i see. Get him off.” flippy said. “tobi. Get off, that 熊 might have disease.” itachi said. “shut up, I don't have disease.” flippy 说 angrily. “i know that but I was trying to get him off you, you're starving and dehydrated, 你 don't need to be squashed 由 a kid.” itachi replied. “can we 显示 him to leader, please!” tobi begged, running up to deidara. “fine, if it'll shut 你 up.” deidara replied, walking into the base. The others followed. Flippy trailed behind. “what's your leader like?” he asked miyu. “bossy and weird.” miyu replied. “hey leader, someone wants to see you!” deidara yelled once they were in the base. Pein walked out of his room, hidden 由 shadows as usual. “who is it, I was in the middle of paper work.” he asked. “it's some green bear.” deidara replied, dragging flippy up to the front of the group. “h-hello.” flippy said. “hello, what do 你 want?” “i just want to stay here for a while.” flippy replied. “give me one reason why I should let you.” pein told him. “you need to be strong to 加入 us, not weak.” flippy hesitated before he replied. “well, I used to be in the army.” “which one?” pein asked. “american army.” flippy replied. “impressive, I guess. 你 can stay, just don't be bother.” pein told him, then walked away. “there is no way 你 were in the american army!” hidan yellled, running towards him. “i was.” flippy replied. “which war?” hidan asked. “the vietnam war.” flippy replied nervously. “please don't make me talk about it.” kakuzu walked in behind hidan. “new member huh, don't touch my money.” he told flippy. Flippy just nodded. Hidan pulled out his staff and poked flippy with the sharp end. “come on buddy, tell me about the war.” “stop that.” flippy told him. “not until 你 tell me.” flippy looked around with a panicked look in his eye then his eyes turned yellow and he started growling. “prepare to die.” he growled in a low voice.
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I have twenty pairs of X-His from the 匡威 store 下一个 door, all pink. Okay, okay, see? I'm not normal. And that's not the end of it.
I have thirty T-shirts that say 羊 吸血鬼 Rock on them. Yeah, I 爱情 the horror movie "Sheep Vampires." It's filled with 羊 that get tortured and wake up at midnight only to turn into 羊 吸血鬼 that suck the blood out of their shepherds. It's rated R, but my parents never notice. I bet they don't even know there's a rating system. Lucky for me.
So, this morning, I woke up, when my glass of 可乐 left from an 年 以前 shimmered. A misty face appeared.
"Jonas...come here to me...or 你 shall suffer the consequences...like your precious ancestors," the woman screamed.
Was it my imagination...or did I get sucked into my glass of Coke?