Thomas the Tank Engine Article: Trainz Skit 14

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Dragon Ball z - Russian Roulette

Sean as Goku
Makenzie as Blue Alien
Kaela & Hatti as themselves

Song: link

Sean: *Surrounded 由 Kaela and Hatti* But I have to go! 你 don't understand. My family and all my 老友记 are counting on me to get to Earth in time to save the planet from being destroyed!
Makenzie: 你 can't leave yet. I got something to 显示 you. *Pulls out a .357 Magnum* And it's my gun.
Sean: Aagh!!
Makenzie: It gets so boring around here sometimes I just go crazy, so once in a while I pull out the ol' six shooter for a little game of chance.
Sean: A game of chance 你 say? Eh, something tells me I don't want to know the rules.
Kaela: *Chuckles*
Makenzie: No way, it's a lot of fun. I haven't 迷失 a game yet. *Puts a bullet in the cylinder* 你 just use one bullet. *Spins the cylinder* Give the chamber a good spin. And now's the time to place your bets if 你 want. 5 to 1 I'd say 你 live. Place the gun to your head, then bang your off to the races. *Shoots herself, and falls to the left side of the tracks*
Sean: Personally if I was 给 a choice, I think I'd rather play Checkers.

Trainz Skit 1

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Animaniacs: All The Words In The English Language

Starring Sean as Yakko Warner
Victoria as Dot
Mr. Baldwin as Dick Button
Random announcer as himself

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Announcer: And now, Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the english language.
Sean: Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating, abandon, abase and abreast. Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion, abbreviate, abbey, abscessed. Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion. Abash and abrupt and abride, abscond and absentia, absinthe, abstentia, abdomen, ably, abide. Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent. Absorbent, abstention, abstraction, absurd...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 13

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Thomas was still in the field, where he landed after Diesel 10 threw him into a wall.

Percy: *Arrives* So, I guess 你 found the magic buffers.
Thomas: Whatever gave 你 that idea.
Percy: I saw Lady. How did 你 end up in this field anyway?
Thomas: Diesel 10's beloved pinchy did that to me.
Percy: Pinchy?
Thomas: Yeah, 你 know that claw on 最佳, 返回页首 of Diesel 10?
Percy: Where are Mr. Conductor, and C Junior?
Thomas: They found a phone booth about half a mile from here. They're calling the break down gang.
Percy: Interesting.

Meanwhile, near Gordon's Hill.

Lady: *Going fast*
Burnett: *Looking behind Lady*...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 9

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Thomas: *Going fast*
Diesel 10: *Chasing Thomas*
P.T. Boomer: Go faster!
Diesel 10: This is my 最佳, 返回页首 speed. That puffball is going faster than us.
Thomas: Of course I am. I'm Thomas The Tank Engine. Nobody can go faster then me!
Michael Brandon: Thomas huffed, and puffed. He wanted to get away from Diesel 10.
Mr. Conductor: *Shows up from nowhere* Shut up Michael! No one likes you.
Michael Brandon: 说 Alec Baldwin.
Mr. Conductor: *Shoveling coal into Thomas' firebox*
Michael Brandon: Alec Baldwin shoveled 更多 coal into Thomas' firebox. He hoped it wouldn't catch on fire.
Mr. Conductor: I said...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 7

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Mr. Conductor: *Washing James' face*
James: Ah, that feels really great. A little 更多 to the left.
Mr. Conductor: *Finishes cleaning James* There we go. All nice, and shiny.
James: *Has his face glowing from a lot of cleanliness*
Mr. Conductor: *Covers eyes* Perhaps a little too shiny.
James: 嘿 Mr. C? Do 你 think you'll get your 金牌 dust back?
Mr. Conductor: Of course I will. Now run along, and get to work.
James: Yes sir. *Leaves sheds*
Mr. Conductor: *Walking along bushes* Hey, *sees carrot, and celery* How very thoughtful. *Eating carrot, and then eats celery* Meh, I got nothing. Wait a...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 5

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After the scottish won the battle for Tidmouth Sheds, they had a party, got drunk, and forgot all about the fight.

Meanwhile, Diesel 10, and his group continued searching for the magic buffers.

Splatter: How do we know which one is the magic buffers?
Dodge: Yeah boss. How do we know?
Diesel 10: If we send freight cars flying into them, and they go right through. We'll know.
Splatter: Oh. Is that all?
Diesel 10: Yeah! Now keep looking!!
Splatter & Dodge: Yes sir. *Looking for buffers*

Back at Tidmouth Sheds.

Thomas: It's good that we got the sheds back when those drunk soldiers left.
Percy: Yeah....

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 3

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Song: link

I was getting ready to leave for Sodor. For some reason I was as small as a dog treat.

Mutt: *Barking*

Okay, maybe I shouldn't have 说 that. Anyway, I'm short at Shining Time Station, but not at Sodor. I was just about to leave when....

Billy: Hello Mr. Conductor.
Mr. Conductor: Good morning Billy. *Looking for whistle* Where is it? I know I left it somewhere.
Patch: Hi Mr. C.
Mr. Conductor: Hello Patch. Where's that whistle?
Stacey Jones: Mr. C? *Holding Mr. Conductor's whistle* I have it sir.
Mr. Conductor: Oh, thank 你 Stacey. *Takes whistle* Now, I must get going. The engines...

Thomas & 老友记 episode 2

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Episode 2: Snowy Path

One night at Tidmouth Sheds, the engines gathered around Sean to hear his story.

"I can't wait to hear what your railroad is like." 鸭 said.

"Yes." Exclaimed James, "It would sound interesting."

"Alright. If 你 all insist, I'll tell 你 my story." 说 Sean, so everyone listened.

"Once upon a time," began Sean,

I was working for a big railroad in the United States. One part of the line I worked on was called the Hudson Division. It was a nice place, though the weather was cold, especially in winter.

There were other engines there as well, not only for my railroad, but...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 1

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Theme song: link

I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D

Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

link

Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

* * *

Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*

This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk.

There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very tight...

Norfolk & Western 3 Part 3

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Lauren, and Cassi continued west on Amtrak's Keystone Line. Since the line was owned 由 Amtrak, two ACS-64's accompanied the steam engines.

Lauren: 你 were right Cassi. I'm glad I decided to let 你加入 me.
Cassi: Yeah. NS won't be able to stop us, 或者 your friends.
Lauren: I really hope you're right.

Inside the Harrisburg train station

Buick: Do 你 mind if I make a phone call?
James: Fine, but be back in five minutes.
Buick: Yes sir. *Leaves the room*
James: Anyway, thanks again for inviting us over here.
Amtrak Official: Think nothing of it.
Amtrak Official 2: We should be thanking 你 for the generous...

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Norfolk & Western 2 Part 3

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Jeff and Bryce had a conversation while pulling their train to St. Louis.

Jeff: Did I ever tell 你 about the last time I went to St. Louis?
Bryce: I don't think I've ever been there myself. Anyways, to answer your question, no. 你 never told me about the last time 你 went to St. Louis.
Jeff: It was August, 2017. I was with two ES44's on loan from Union Pacific.
Bryce: What happened?
Jeff: We went to a place to grab a few drinks when this 4-8-2 pops up. They're both intoxicated, and try to fight each other to win her over. They even thought I was trying to hit on her.
Bryce: 你 still dating Lauren?...

Norfolk & Western 2 Part 2

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Norfolk, Virginia.

Jeff: *Returns with Bryce* Another good run from New Jersey.
Bryce: Our railroad is getting bigger every time we get back.
Jeff: I noticed that as well. It's good that we're also getting new engines joining us.

An RS11 was heading towards them with a passenger car. Lee was inside with Janet, and Bernard.

Lee: Good to see 你 two again. Bernard has another assignment for us.
Bernard: After two years of successful freight operations, we are to test out this passenger car on our line all the way to St. Louis. We are planning to start passenger services on our railroad.
Lee: Bernard...

Trainz Skit 7

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Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: Get Creative

Cast

Dart: Yellow Guy
Percy: 鸭 Guy
Ian: Red Guy
Kinsey: Note Pad

Song: link

Kinsey: *Falls down 下一个 to Percy, and Ian* What's your 最喜爱的 idea? Mine is being creative.
Dart: How do 你 get that idea?
Kinsey: I just try to think creatively. Now when 你 look at this orange, tell me please, what do 你 see?
Percy: It's just a boring old orange.
Kinsey: Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face
Dart: Whoa.
Kinsey: Walking along and smiling at me.
Percy: I don't see what 你 mean.
Kinsey: Cause you're not thinking creatively. So take a look at my hair. *Blows...

Skarloey's Railway Part 9

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Sir Topham Hatt traveled to a place that manufactured narrow gauge engines.

Builder: Sir, just in time. He's ready.
Sir Topham Hatt: Splendid. *Walks into the building with the builder*

Song (Start at 3:18): link

Sir Topham Hatt: Rusty, it's nice to meet you. 你 will be working on my railway, inspecting track, and working on freight trains.
Rusty: Yes sir. *Leaves with Sir Topham Hatt*
Builder: What about his car?
Workman: *Drives his car*
Builder: Never mind.

Rusty was looking 前锋, 期待 to working on Sir Topham Hatt's Railway. As he was going along a cliff, Harold The Helicopter was flying by.

Harold:...

Skarloey's Railway Part 4

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The 下一个 day, Sir Handel, and Peter Sam were arguing over yesterday's events.

Peter Sam: If 你 just did your job without fuss, Sir Topham Hatt, and the owner wouldn't have gotten angry at you.
Sir Handel: Okay, I admit that derailing myself was foolish, but 你 have to understand. They were giving me too much work.
Peter Sam: Too much work? All 你 had to do was pull freight cars. If Duke was here, he would say-
Sir Handel: *Talks in a German accent* Zhat vould never suit his grace. I know, I know.

Skarloey was listening to the two engines.

Skarloey: Who is Duke?
Peter Sam: He was an engine who worked...

Skarloey's Railway Part 2

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Edward passed 鸭 on his way to the steam works.

Duck: See 你 later Edward. I'll make sure things run smoothly at your station.
Edward: Thanks Duck. I knew I could count on you.

Along the way, Edward had to stop at a red signal. He was near the steam works, but something else caught his attention.

Edward: That's Skarloey. What's he doing here? Driver, can we get closer to Skarloey?
Driver: I don't think the workmen will mind. *Moves Edward passed the red signal, closer to Skarloey*
Edward: Hi Skarloey.
Skarloey: Edward? I almost didn't recognize 你 in the blue paint work.
Edward: How long have you...

Norfolk & Western Part 1

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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Song: link

Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Pulling a coal train out of the train yard in Roanoke*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

A 粉丝 FICTION FEATURING TALKING TRAINS

NORFOLK & WESTERN

STARRING SEANTHEHEDGEHOG AS LEE BRENT

JEFF & BRYCE THE NORFOLK & WESTERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES

DRAGOVICH & JOSH THE NORFOLK SOUTHERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES

HANNAH BELLE AS JANET GUNRAY

TOM HIDDLESTON AS BUICK BALTIMORE

AND SIR TOPHAM HATT AS BERNARD MOORE

The song fades away as the beginning occurs in Chatanooga Tennessee.

Lee: *Walking with Bernard*
Bernard: As you're aware, 你 will have several people, and their...

Trainz Short 3: An Average 日 Against The Northern Errol Line

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Ferris & Jack: *Enter Mossberg Harbor with Assault Rifles*
Sean & Jerry: *Moving fast towards them*
Sean: Freeze!!
Sean & Jerry: *Stop in front of Ferris, and Jack, both holding pistols*
Jack: 你 can't stop us today Sean.
Sean: Actually, we can. Do 你 know that we have no hands, and therefore, aren't supposed to carry guns?
Ferris & Jack: *Drop their guns* Oh no. We've been disarmed.
Jack: *Looking at Sean, and Jerry. They still have their guns* 你 two should be disarmed as well. You're both trains like us.
Sean & Jerry: *Drop their guns*
Jerry: It doesn't matter. We'll...

Mily's Adventure Part 4

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When Jeremy returned from the harbor, he saw Tito, and Tony getting ready to pull a freight train.

Jeremy: 嘿 guys.
Tito: Hi Jeremy.
Mr. Bruce: Jeremy, good to see 你 again. I would like 你 to work with Tito, and Tony on getting this freight train moved. After that, the three of 你 will be working between our depots in Hunterdon, and Mossberg.
Jeremy: Okay. *Goes to the back of the train, and couples up*

With Jeremy pushing, Tito, and Tony got the freight train out of Zorrin.

Next morning

Mr. Baldwin: Sean, I'm sending 你 to the harbor again.
Sean: Okay. *Goes to get his passenger train*

Song (Start...

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