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Narrator: Welcome to the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway. 你 know? That railway with the narrow gauge locomotives that 你 haven't seen in a long time, because I was too lazy to come up with an episode for them, until now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Georgia: *Going backwards to Mossberg Harbor*
Narrator: Uh, can 你 see where you're going?
Audience: *Laughing*
Georgia: Of course I can. If you'll excuse me, I gotta pull a special birthday train.

Theme Song: link

Georgia: *Stops at the harbor, coupling up to four freight cars*

Intro

Sean: *Pulling eight coaches at high speed*
Makenzie: *Blowing steam as she...

Thomas Parody: Spotlight

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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Thomas: Hello, I'm Thomas. I'm going to steal everyone's spotlight.

Then Thomas pushed 鸭 down a cliff. He went to Oliver, and pushed him into a 转盘, 转台 well. When he reached Donald & Douglas, he derailed them in their sheds, and put tape on their mouths so they could not call for help.

Sir Topham Hatt: He what?! I knew he'd act like this when the new special was announced. Where is he now?

Spotlight, starring everyone as theirself

Thomas: *Stops 下一个 to James*
James: Hello Thomas. Have 你 seen...

Trainz Short 2: The 转盘, 转台

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Juliette: *In Impala Station. She couples up to her passenger train with her front coupler*
Boy: *With 3 other boys* Look. There's a diesel on the line.
Boy 4: No, it's only Juliette running tender first.
Juliette: *Embarrassed*
Sean: 嘿 Juliette! Are 你 a transgender now? Make up your mind, 你 gotta decide if you're a steam engine, 或者 a diesel.
Larissa: *Enters Impala Station, laughing at Sean's comment* Oh Juliette, your friend Sean over there is hilarious. *Stops at the platform, and uncouples from her train*
Juliette: Good luck with the turntable. 你 might get stuck like I did.
Larissa: Don't...

Trainz Skit 17

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Kagura's Hot, Sticky Fluids

Starring Megan as Tomo
Sammi as Kagura

Song: link

Megan: Kagura! Juicy!
Sammi: *Wheelslips* I'm masturbating!! Haha. *Slips her wheels as she struggles to 移动 a 25 car passenger train*
Megan: What?
Sammi: *Makes her wheels slip faster*
Megan: That isn't how it goes!
Sammi: Hahahaha! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

After having wheelslip for 20 秒 nonstop, Sammi released white fluids that splashed all over Megan, and turned her into a skeleton.

The 下一个 day, Sammi and Mily were at Impala Station.

Sammi: *Laughing* That was swell. So that's basically what happened yesterday. It was pretty rough.
Megan: *Dancing in front of Sammi*
Sammi: What is that?

Don't ask me.

Trainz Episode 187

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What to expect in this episode

Song: link

Jerry: Man, I could run through this snow forever!

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Shayne: We had some cars being stolen off of our autoracks.

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Scott: Let's see if 你 can keep up.
Jerry: 你 don't stand a chance.

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Mr. Baldwin: Did 你 see that Viper?
Jerry: All I saw at the crossing was the accident.

A Grand Wagoneer is seen swerving left, and crashing into a Silverado.

Jerry: 你 gotta give up your life of crime.
Akron: I'm not giving up on my brother!

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Scott: LOOK OUT!!!!!!

A Toyota Camry spins out, and goes into a snowdrift in order to avoid crashing into Scott.

Theme Song: link

Makenzie...

Trainz Episode 41

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Andrew: *Arrives at Mossberg Harbor with ten boxcars*
Sean: *Waiting for passengers to get off his train. He sees Andrew stop 下一个 to him* Hey.
Andrew: 嘿 yourself. 你 haven't stopped looking at the Northern Errol Line's tracks.
Sean: That's where you're wrong. I just stopped looking now, so I could look at 你 while we talk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Andrew: 你 know, they haven't been bothering us for an entire week.
Sean: That's not good.
Andrew: They're not bothering us, and 你 think it's bad?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: They must have something big planned for us.
Andrew: Like what? Recreating...

Trainz Episode 178

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装甲, panzer, 装甲师 was sitting in the yards, waiting for Mr. Bruce to start his briefing.

Anton: When did 你 say he'd arrive?
Panzer: 3. 2. 1.
Mr. Bruce: *Sticks his megaphone out of the tower* Good morning my engines.
Mick: Hey.
Mr. Bruce: It is great to see all eight of 你 ready to work. Remember the 1 million I 偷了 from Mr. Baldwin?
Robert: Yeah. 你说你 had it in the bank collectin' interest.
Mr. Bruce: That's right. It went up to $2.5 million. I didn't use all the money, but I think I got some things to help us annihilate the Eastern Pacific once and for all.
Matt: 你 better be telling us the truth...

Trainz Episode 177

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Song: link

A party was taking place inside the Mossberg Harbor station. People were enjoying the 音乐 as they danced with each other. S.B was one of those guys as he danced with Mercedes.

S.B: It's great that we can spend 更多 time together.
Mercedes: I agree.
S.B: Will it be okay with your mom if I visit 你 at your place on Friday?
Mercedes: When she finishes creating the schedules for her engines on the Eastwood & Mossberg, I'll ask.
S.B: Gotcha. I'm gonna take a little break, and grab a root beer.
Mercedes: Can I go with you?
S.B: Sure. I figured I'd also spend a few 分钟 on the station...

Trainz Episode 176

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It's a sunny 日 with no clouds in Mossberg Harbor. Jazlin is coupled up to a train with 18 coaches.

Mily: *Slowly backs up to Jazlin* Good morning.
Jazlin: Excited for our non-stop run to Nova?
Mily: 你 bet. We may have done it before, but it's always fun with you.
Jazlin: Best 老友记 forever.
Conductor: All aboard!
Mily: *Blows her whistle twice*
Jazlin: *Rings her bell*

Both Pacific's had lots of steam blowing out of their cylinder cocks as they departed Mossberg Harbor with their train.

Meanwhile, Julian was driving a brand new Camaro down the road to the roundhouse. He wanted to visit his dad....

Trainz Skit 16

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你 Reposted On The Wrong Payload

Starring S.B as Soldier 76

Song: link

S.B: 5. 4. 3. 2, 1, knock me down and I'll keep getting up. Soldiers never die, don't fade away. Bring back Overwatch, what's the point? Payload's on the move. Team, heal up here. Press the attack! Not a young man anymore. 移动 the payload! One of these days, we're gonna lose! This old dog, we're gonna lose! 你 got a lot to learn. I read you. I don't tolerate defeat. Tolerate defeat. It's on me now. What's the point? Not dead yet. Tolerate defeat. Powered up. Not dead yet. This old dog, not dead yet. Find that damn sniper!...

The Heritage Units Part 6

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St. Louis, Joel and the others met three 更多 heritage units.

Joel: *Stops in front of Robert* Robert, I'm surprised you're still here.
Robert: Eric, and Nick are also here.
Joel: I thought after we helped Lee Brent, we'd spread out, and go into different cities far from here. There's still plenty of Norfolk Southern diesels looking for us.
Eric: *Arrives with Nick* We needed 更多 supplies.
Nick: *Looking at the other heritage units* Leander, George, what are the eight of 你 doing?
Evan: A mission for Elias.
Mike: All twenty heritage units have been requested.
Jeremy: So far, there's eleven of us....

Trainz Episode 135

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Mily is the narrator

Mike: *Leaving the yards with thirty freight cars*
Rachael: *Next to Suzie. Both engines are exhausted* I'm telling you, these trains just keep coming, and coming.
Suzie: I don't know how much 更多 of this I can take.
Edward: *Stops 下一个 to Rachael, and Suzie* 嘿 girls, I know you're tired, but we got another freight coming here in five minutes. Get some coal, and water, and be prepared. *Leaves*
Rachael: He doesn't look tired at all.
Suzie: How does he do it?
Rachael: Maybe that's one of the perks of being a diesel. Plus, he has eight drive wheels, whereas we only have two.
Suzie:...

Trainz Episode 134

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Jack is the narrator.

Narrator: Twice in a row, huh? Lucky me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Narrator: Here we go with this again, Trainz was filmed before a live studio audience.
Panzer: *Stops in front of Mr. Bruce's tower* 你 wanted to see me sir?
Mr. Bruce: It's about the bomb 你 dropped off at Mossberg Harbor. Do 你 want to know how much damage it caused?
Panzer: Yes.
Mr. Bruce: NONE!!!!!!
Panzer: You're too early for April Fools sir.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: This is no joke!! I told 你 and Carter to scrap Jack! Now that he's on the Eastern Pacific, he can help Mr. Baldwin's engines foil...

Trainz Episode 53

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Watch this video: link

Police Man: *Driving a police car, chasing a blue van*
Narrator: Ah, Los Angeles. This is what's happening in that city on Christmas, but forget about that!

Stop the song.

Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: We're focusing on our 老友记 on the Hunterdon Central Railroad.
Ethan: *With Kate, refueling*
Mr. Wright: *Sticks his microphone out of the water tower*
Ethan: Uh sir, what are 你 doing there?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Wright: Cleaning the water tower.
Kate: 你 mean it's dirty?
Mr. Wright: Yes, so I'm afraid that's bad water 你 just drank.
Kate: *Spits out the water*...

Trainz Episode 186

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Previously on Trainz

Tabby: I still can't believe I dated Ian.
Bri: 你 did?
Tabby: Yeah, and it was kind of a mistake. He seemed 更多 interested in my body than anything else.
Jack: Well 你 do have a busty pair of cylinders. No matter who 你 run into, they're always gonna be hooked on those.
Tabby: Yeah. I do like having big boobs- dah! I mean cylinders!
Victoria & Adam: *Chuckles*
Tabby: But there are some negatives I could live without.
Bri: For small engines like us, they're kind of a necessity. They may add extra weight, but they also give us good steam pressure.
Victoria: She's not wrong....

Trainz Character 列表

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Alex

Since the first episode of Trainz is going to be on here soon, I decided to 上传 a 列表 of all the characters I created. Note, that I can't get all of their pictures in this article, so I'm going for characters that have not yet had their pictures on this club.

The Eastern Pacific engines

Sean: Amtrak F40PH
Mike "Fonzi": Canadian Pacific ES44AC
Nikki: Southern Pacific 745
Victoria: Bel Del engine 142
Shayne: BNSF Dash 9
Carter: Union Pacific SD40-2
Andrew: Santa Fe SD45
Tabby: Pennsylvania 7002
Bri: Pennsylvania 1223
Jeff & Bryce: Norfolk & Western GP9s
The 随意 Four D&H Alco PA's: Leon,...

Trainz Episode 2

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Hattie

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run 由 five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Pictures of other characters

Casey Jones: link
Natalia: link
Amy: link
Kaela: link

Stop the song

Episode 2: Making New Friends

Makenzie was new to the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway. She was nervous about it, but was willing to do her best. She got to the engine sheds, where she saw an 橙子, 橙色 microphone stick out of a small shack. The 橙子, 橙色 mic belonged to Mr....

Trainz Episode 125

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Jesse is the narrator

Song: link

Narrator: Trainz was filmed in high definition before a live studio audience. Which, honestly, doesn't sound like a good idea.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Hilary: *Going 90 miles an 小时 with her two passenger cars, and caboose*
Narrator: 你 see? 你 really want the audience to 移动 around the island, following 你 while 你 film high speed trains? They have 更多 important things to do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Let them watch on their TV's from home.

The song fades away as Hilary stops at Mossberg station. Alyssa stops 下一个 to her on the other side of the platform....

Trainz Interviews: Jesse

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Jesse: *At Mossberg Harbor*
S.B: Jesse, everyone thinks you're very helpful. What do 你 have to say about that?
Jesse: I'm just glad to be of service.
S.B: What is your 最喜爱的 part of the Island of Errol?
Jesse: You're looking at it behind me. I like pulling these freight trains. Right now, I'm waiting for Jerry to arrive. We're pulling it together.
S.B: Did 你 ever want to pull passengers?
Jesse: That thought did 交叉, 十字架 my mind, but for now, I want to stick with freight trains. Let Sean, Ian, and the others handle it, let them do what they do best.
S.B: 你 don't have to answer this 问题 if...

Trainz Episode 60

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Narrator: It was a sunny 日 on the Island Of Errol. Mily had the 日 off, and was on skype with Taylor. I still don't understand how the engines use that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Taylor: So you're not on my railroad anymore? That's a shame.
Mily: I know. We never got to pull any double headers, but I can always visit your railroad, and then we can do it.
Taylor: *Smiles* Alright. I like it.
Mily: *Smiles* Great.
Taylor: So 你 have the entire 日 off?
Mily: Yeah. What about you?
Taylor: Not me. I have work in a few minutes.
Mily: 更多 shunting?
Taylor: Yeah, I'm so bored 由 it. I just want to pull...