S.B: *Walks out of his house, and towards his car. As he does, he looks at the busy 街, 街道 in front of him*
People: *Slowly passing 由 in their cars. One person honks his horn twice*
Teenager 85: 嘿 S.B. Your parents home?
S.B: Yeah, but I can't hang out.
Teenager 85: But it's your 日 off.
S.B: *Opens the door to his car* It is, but I'm heading to the Eastern Pacific.
Teenager 85: Oh come on man. You're 20 years old, 你 don't need to hang out with talking trains.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
S.B: You're right. I don't. *Starts his car* But they're fun to be with. *Drives away*
Teenager 85: Pff. Who needs him? I'll go to Derek's house. *Walks away*

Theme Song: link

S.B: *Stops at a red light, then turns right.*

Intro

Sean: *Bored as he watches a freight train pass him*
Makenzie: *Her wheels slip again, and her train drags her downhill*
Grayback: *Arrives at the Hunterdon Central/Northern Errol Line interchange*
装甲, panzer, 装甲师 & Mat: *Listening to Mr. Bruce*
Kenny: *Crossing the bridge while pulling a freight train*
Juliette: *On the turntable, getting ready to pull a train out of Impala Station*

Trainz

Megan: *Embarrassed as she slips out of Ballantine Station*
Hilary: *Arrives at Impala Station with her two coaches, and caboose*

Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railway
装甲, panzer, 装甲师 of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
and Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.

Makenzie: *Blows steam out of her cylinders as she enters the yards*
Jerry: *Stops at Bellette Station with a freight train*

Narrator: It's always nice to see a vehicle with a face, unless they turn out to be...

Song (Start at 0:17): link

Narrator: THE MUSCLE CAR GANG! Oh no!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 111: Burning Rubber

From left to right, the five cars are Benjamin P. Mustang, Muffler, Charger, Chris, and Franklin "Frankenstein" Nomad.

Charger: *He and his gang stop to look at a sign*

Stop the song

Charger: Hey. What have we here?
Benjamin: I can't read.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Franklin: It looks like a sign telling us to go to a place called Eastern Pacific.
Charger: Alright, let's check it out. Maybe we can cause some havoc.
Muffler: *Burps*
Chris: That's all he ever does!
Audience: *Laughing*
Chris: When will he learn how to talk like a normal car?
Charger: When 你 learn how to treat us with respect, which will most likely never happen. Let's go check out this Eastern Pacific area. *Does a burn-out as he heads for the Eastern Pacific*
Narrator: These five are not good. I should know, after this occurred.
S.B: *Turns right at an intersection*
Charger: *Looks at the red light up above* AH!!! *Brakes*
Narrator: The other cars tried to brake too, but Benjamin hit my car.
S.B: *Hits a light pole, then gets out of his car*
Charger: Oh look, it's a human. We don't like humans, do we boys?
S.B: 你 picked the wrong person to mess with.
Muffler: *Burps*
S.B: Right.
Charger & His Gang: *Cornering S.B* He asked 你 a question.
S.B: *Sweating* And what was his question?
Chris: Says, who?!
Mily: *Stops, blowing her whistle* 你 picked the wrong person to mess with.
S.B: *Points at Mily with a smile, no longer sweating* She did.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Charger: Then let's stop her!
M.C.G: CHARGE!! *Going fast towards Mily*
Mily: Haha. *Uses her steam to make a fist, punching the five cars up into the air*
S.B: *Watching the five cars fly away, and claps his hands* 首页 run.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: 你 okay little buddy?
S.B: *Confused* Little buddy?
Mily: Yeah. I thought you'd like that nickname.
S.B: *Shakes his head* Sorry. Not for me.

Song: link

S.B: *Gets back into his car*
Mily: *Pretending to cry* But, I came up with it just for you.
S.B: *Opens the door, and looks at Mily* Just because I'm not looking doesn't mean 你 have to fake cry.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Hate when girls do that. *Starts his car, and backs up*
Mily: But I'm not a girl.
S.B: *Opens his window* Do I look blind to you?
Mily: I guess that would explain the glasses.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: *Floors it, driving away*
Mily: *Sad* What's gotten into him?
Narrator: I'm okay with Mily toying around with me like that, but I'm not myself when my car is damaged.

Skip the song to 1:16

Narrator: Meanwhile, The Muscle Car Gang was discussing how to get back to the Eastern Pacific, and carry out their revenge plan.
Benjamin: I got it!
Charger: What is it Benjamin?
Benjamin: The blue choo choo hit us with her smoky thing, right?
Charger: Right.
Muffler: *Burps*
Charger: Continue Mr. Mustang.
Benjamin: We stay away from her, and the other choo choos, and none of us will get hurt.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Charger: That's a terrible plan!
Audience: *Laughing*
Charger: 你 can't cause pain without receiving some. We have to get over there, and fight.
Chris: Benjamin's plans are the worst.
Charger: Well I don't see 你 coming up with any!
Audience: *Laughing*
Charger: In fact, that's the only plan we got.

The song fades away when the sun sets.

S.B: *Stops at the roundhouse. His car is fully repaired*
Jazlin & Tabby: Hello S.B.
S.B: Hello girls. How are the rest of 你 guys doing?
Jesse & Andrew: Good.
Mike: Heeey.
S.B: 你 seem relaxed Mike.
Mike: The Fonz is always relaxed. Especially when surrounded 由 steam engines.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: Speaking of steam engines, here comes Mily.
Mily: *Backs onto the turntable*
Jazlin: 嘿 Mily.
Andrew: Hi Mily.
Mily: Hi everyone. *Giggles as she backs up 下一个 to Tabby* S.B, your car's fixed.
S.B: Yeah. It helps when 你 take it to an auto shop.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
S.B: I owe 你 an apology for the way I was 表演 towards 你 earlier.
Mily: Ah, no apology necessary. I know what 你 were going through.
S.B: In that case, thanks for understanding.
Narrator: I spent a few 更多 分钟 with the engines. Then, when the moon began to rose, and the sky got darker, I left, heading back home.
Sean: *Yawns as he backs up 下一个 to Jazlin in the roundhouse*
Jazlin: It's still early. How are 你 tired so soon?
Sean: I pulled a lot of fast passenger trains today. *Yawns again, and falls asleep*

Song: link

Narrator: Two hours later, when the other engines were asleep, five cars arrived. They had their lights off, and quietly moved forward, closer to the roundhouse.
Charger: *Gets in front of Mily with his gang. All five of them watch her sleeping peacefully* She's sleeping like a baby.
Sean: *Opens his eyes. They are wide in shock when he sees the five cars*
Muffler: *Looking towards him*
Sean: *Closes his eyes, pretending to be asleep*
Muffler: *Burps*
Charger: You're right. *Squeezes into Mily's cab, and turns off her brakes* We need to go now before the others wake up.

The song fades away as the five cars quietly push Mily away from the roundhouse, leaving the others.

Sean: *Opens his eyes again, seeing the others leave with Mily* Jazlin, Tabby, wake up.
Jazlin: *Yawns*
Tabby: What?
Sean: Mily's in trouble. I saw five cars push her away.
Jazlin: Five cars?
Tabby: They must be very powerful.
Sean: I think they turned off her brakes.
Tabby: Well that explains it.
Jazlin: Where did they take her?
Sean: I saw them go right.
Jazlin: Okay. Follow us.
Narrator: Sean did what he was told as he followed the two engines. The Muscle Car Gang moved Mily on the line to the right, heading for Bellette Station. They stopped after passing the first switch to the line.
Muffler: *Burps*
Franklin: I think we're far enough from the mainline.
Charger: Nah, Muffler's right. We should go a bit further just in case.
Narrator: The five cars pushed her onto the 秒 switch.
Charger: *Chuckling* Now we can do our thing boys.
Chris: She's waking up.
Mily: *Slowly opens her eyes*
Benjamin: Good morning!
Charger: It's 10 PM stupid.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: *Fully awake, and startled 由 the five cars* 你 again? Where am I?
Charger: Exactly. 你 don't know, so no one else does!
Chris: Haha!
Charger: Oh, to be on the 安全 side, we poured water into your firebox, so 你 can't make any steam.
Benjamin: We don't wanna get punched again.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mily: I didn't wanna do it, but 你 were threatening me, and a good friend of mine.
Charger: Well we don't wanna do this to 你 either sweetie. *Deploys a 刀 from his left from wheel*
Mily: *Sees the knife*
Chris: *Deploys two baseball bats from his front wheels* This time, I'll be scoring some 首页 runs.
Mily: Let me go.
Charger: I don't think so. *Moving the 刀 towards her face while revving his engine*
Mily: *Closes her eyes, and cries*
Narrator: This time, she's not pretending.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mily: Stop. I don't want that near me!
Charger: What part should I hit first? Your headlight?
Mily: *Continues to cry* No!
Charger: *Putting the 刀 under her left eye*
Mily: No!!!
Jazlin: *Destroys the 刀 with her laser vision*
Charger: What the?
Chris: There's 更多 of them!
Tabby: And there's 更多 where that came from.
Jazlin: Looks like you'll have to find another use for those bats.
Sean: Can I get a cool line, 或者 do 你 want me to stay behind 你 with my mouth shut?
Audience: *Laughing*
Charger: Come on boys. We're leaving. *Leaves*
Franklin: *Follows Charger*
Chris: *Follows Franklin*
Benjamin: *Follows Chris*
Muffler: *Follows Benjamin*
Mily: *Opens her eyes, and looks at Jazlin 下一个 to her*
Jazlin: Did they hurt you?
Mily: No, but my firebox is wet. They filled it with water.
Tabby: So 你 couldn't do anything.
Sean: At least they're gone. Let's get back to the roundhouse.

Ending theme (Start at 1:10): link

The end credits begin Sean helping Jazlin, and Tabby take Mily back to the roundhouse.

Characters featured in this episode

Charger
Benjamin P. Mustang
Muffler
Chris
Franklin "Frankenstein" Nomad
Mily
Jazlin
Tabby
Jesse
Andrew
Mike "Fonzi"
Sean
And S.B AKA Sean Bodine

Songs used for episode

CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
The Gang Green Gang: City Of Soundsville
Juvenile Misdemeanor: Powerpuff Girls Z
Scaramanga's Funhouse: John Barry

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from February 4, 2017