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Fan fiction by BigBangMad2005 posted 一年多以前
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It is night and Sheldon is in 床, 床上 when suddenly Arthur shows up.
"Why are 你 here" 说 Sheldon
"I don't know" sad Arthur
"It could be because I'm going to France with Amy" 说 Sheldon
"well...why would that be bad" 说 Arthur
"I'm going to be proposing to her" 说 Sheldon
"W-w-what" 说 Arthur
"I 说 I'll be proposing" 说 Sheldon
"Well...are 你 ready" 说 Arthur
"Yes...she has been so patient with me I want to 显示 her how much I care" 说 Sheldon
"Ok" 说 Arthur
"Well....bye" 说 Arthur

*the leaving 日 the air port*
"I can't believe we're going to France" 说 Amy

*at the hotel at dinner*
"Amy.........will 你 marry me



*to be continued*


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Fan fiction by JDbang posted 一年多以前
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Sheldon was sitting on the bench in the hall way he see's Penny and says"Oh hey".So Penny come's over and says"You allright" Sheldon groaned.So Sheldon said"can 你 go get Lenard?" "Ok"replied Penny so she goes off.Penny got Lenard so Penny took Lenard to Sheldon and Lenard says"What's wrong?" Sheldon replies"Can 你 look at my logic book plz".So Lenard looked at his book and Lenard said,"wow" awnser some 问题 plz.So Lenard awnser 问题 and said"I know this one it is 8"
"No"replied Sheldon.So Lenard never did logic again


The End.
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Fan fiction by BigBangMad2005 posted 一年多以前
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everyone is running in to the paint ball base.
"we cant do it" 说 lenard
is that the atitude that helped 你 get penny" 说 Sheldon
"no but i dont have 7 seasons to make that team feel sorry for me" 说 Lenard
"hes not wrong" 说 howard
"we just can do this" 说 Lenard
"well we have to try" 说 Sheldon
"........ok then" 说 Lenard as they charged out and............destroyed everyone in sight.
they went 首页 with the smell of victory... and paint.

*the 下一个 day*
they went in with lots of confidence. and came out second.

*the 下一个 下一个 day*
they came back 3rd

*the 下一个 下一个 下一个 day*
there in the living room eating indian food.
"eh" 说 raj
"what?" 说 howard
"why indian"said raj
"because 你 scored the winning shot" 说 Howard
"i for one am not happy" 说 Sheldon
"get over it'' 说 Lenard
"i cant" 说 Sheldon
"why" 说 Lenard
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Fan fiction by BigBangMad2005 posted 一年多以前
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howard is in the 厨房 eating a bowl of crunch berrys. burnadet
walks in say "good morrning" and opens the frige. when she does everythink falls out and she says "howard we do need tho start eating this food"
"there is only one person in the wourld that coul eat all that food...mum...but since...you know...lets have everyone over" 说 howard
"really have everyone over to eat...*looking for food* string chease" 说 burnadet
"ok...lets have everyone over for...puding" 说 howard
"reslly?" 说 burnadet
"whats in the freever?" 说 howard
he opens the freever and in comes poring out.
so... ill call everyone" 说 burnadet

*the 下一个 day*
howard and burnadet are in the 厨房 making 晚餐 while everyone else is in the living room. burnadet sees a racoon.
"is that a racoon" she 说
oh yah... well go get rid of it" 说 howard .
burnadet went to get rid of it and when she came back she saw howard witth a 火, 消防 extinguisher puting out a 火, 消防 in the oven.
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Fan fiction by BigBangMad2005 posted 一年多以前
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Sheldon is in his spot 阅读 scientific american when Amy comes in and says "WHAT ARE 你 DOING IT IS ARE ANNIVERSARY. 你 WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE RESTAURANT AN 小时 AGO!!!!"
"what?" 说 Sheldon
Amy leaves and slams the door behind her and goes to penny's. Amy knocks very harshly.
"hay Amy whats new " 说 penny.
Amy lets herself in sits on the 长椅, 沙发 and says "Sheldon is jerk and I'm never speaking to him again"
"I 说 whats new but ok" 说 penny.
"what happend" 说 penny
"he didn't 显示 up for are anniversary" 说 Amy.
meanwhile at Sheldon's place Lenard and Sheldon are standing round the kitchen.
"what did I do wrong"said Sheldon
"well 你 should of showed up" 说 Lenard
"but it's not are anniversary...it's tomorrow"said Sheldon
"wow..your correct" 说 Lenard
Lenard walks away.
"wait" 说 Sheldon running after him
"what do I do now" 说 Sheldon
"talk to her" 说 Lenard.
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Opinion by AoifeF1 posted 一年多以前
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Sheldon was raised in Galveston, Texas 由 his mother, Mary Cooper, an overtly devout Evangelical Christian and George Cooper. The only member of his family to have encouraged his work in science was his grandfather, who died while Sheldon was still a child. His aunt also encouraged Sheldon 由 giving him medical equipment, "in case his work in physics failed."

He was interested in physics from an early age, and was a child prodigy, although due to his behavioral quirks and his lack of humility about his superior intellect, he was bullied 由 classmates and neighbors. Sheldon entered college at the age of eleven, and at age fourteen he graduated from college summa cum laude. From then he worked on his doctorate, was a visiting professor at the 大学 of Heidelberg in Germany, and was the youngest person at the time to receive the Stevenson Award. Sheldon is now a theoretical physicist doing research at Caltech.

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Opinion by bradetown posted 一年多以前
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Opening Scene

Penny, Bernadette, and Amy are out on the town, celebrating Penny getting the 下一个 set of Preparation H commercials. Raunchy jokes centering on “alternative” uses of preparation H are exchanged. Bernadette makes a 评论 that Howard likes how it helps “awkward” itches but makes his jewels smell “fresh”. Amy alludes to how Sheldon can give every possible use of KY 果冻 but what’s it’s really used for. [Laugh track] Penny consoles Amy that she will be satisfied some day. The bar tender brings a tray full of shooters and leaves. Bernadette 评论 on his tush and Amy responds that Penny’s is nicer….

Fade to drinks and loud music……

Scene II

It’s morning and Penny is in 床, 床上 in Amy’s bedroom. She stirs, moaning about another hangover. She looks under the sheets, realizing she’s nude! She exclaims “What the hell!” Camera pans to right, 展示 Amy with a wistful smile, calmly asleep. Penny creeps out of 床, 床上 and sneaks from the room. Camera 下一个 shows Penny finishing getting dressed as Amy enters from bedroom, wearing her bath robe. Amy smiles and asks “how’s my BFF?” Penny...
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News by sgsmo posted 一年多以前
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On 25 April, drama and comedy series, The Big Bang Theory is going to premiere twenty first episode of its sixth season. The interlude is named as ‘The Closure’. The scoop of the episode is available here! Sheldon’s upcoming 最喜爱的 电视 gets cancelled and when Sheldon comes to know about the news, he feels sad and thinks that he is lost.Amy is trying to make him feel good and tells him that the 显示 will
be premiered very soon. Things go upside down for Raj, when he finds that his 爱情 interest, Lucy has some secrets, which she is hiding from him.


提交 Your Reviews, Read News and Watching The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 21 Full Then link
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Opinion by MoniDonald posted 一年多以前
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The Egg 沙拉 Equivalency is 12th episode of ‘The Big Bang Theory’.Along with other episodes of the season, this installment is filled with lots of laughter and Joy. Here, Sheldon will come up with troubles, which further will others to face them. Sheldon appears with a trouble, where he tells about the condition, where he is charged with sexually harassment. He tells about the accused to the other members of group, which takes the team to face trouble for him. On the other side, Alex’s reactions are making Penny to feel insecure. The episode will be premiered on 3rd January’s night. Visit the link to watch full episode.

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Review by eliza25 posted 一年多以前
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Big Bang Theory Rubik's Cube tissue box!!

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How cool are they!! Bought my boyfriend one and him and his mates 爱情 it!

Most of them are made in us, but this particular seller is in the UK and is selling them so much cheaper than the others on there!!

Yay!

Hope 你 all find this helpful as I know a lot of the guys on the 论坛 were talking about them.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Big Bang Theory peeps!
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News by FreddyKoko posted 一年多以前
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Hi The Big Bang Theory fans!

We have just received some breaking news that Warner Bros. Consumer Products and Warner Bros. 电视 Group announced a partnership today with Cryptozoic Entertainment™. Cryptozoic is best known for developing and licensing games such as World of Warcraft® Trading Card Game and The Walking Dead™ Board Game. Scheduled to release in April of 2012, Cryptozoic will be unveiling a new multiplayer card game called The Big Bang Theory: The Party Game. Players of The Big Bang Theory: The Party Game will compete 由 pairing category cards with 显示 insider phrases and references earning points based on judging and ranking the card combinations – the player with the most points wins. 你 can find 更多 information and the official press release exclusively from Warner Bros. 电视 Media To Go.

Warner Bros. 电视 Media To Go Link: link

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List by shenelopefan posted 一年多以前
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The TBBT Rules (part 2)
As I promised, another 50 rules to your life

51. "Mobster sauce" is the kind of sauce that mobsters like

52. If Sheldon says something normal, then that´s a Bazinga

53. If your bedroom says "Die, Sheldon, die", then 你 should maybe repaint

54. Missing Comic Com is a reason to cry

55. If 你 like bugs, you´ll never get a Shiksa godess

56. Jewish don´t have hell, they have acd refluz

57. Who doesn´t have a master degree?

58. Do not zaz your mother in esquimal language

59. Don´t ever speak about the nigth that the heat went off

60. To pick up women in a Comic Book store, 你 have to lear how to draw

61. 你 can learn swimming in the Internet

62. Don´t ever kid about maths and sex

63. "Fine" is a good word. 你 put it in front of "wine" 或者 "dinning" and 你 really get something

64. If 你 have a coupon from the paper, then go to 橄榄 Garden
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List by shenelopefan posted 一年多以前
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A 列表 of 50 simple rules from The Big Bang Theory

TBBT Rules

1. For some reason, Captain Sweat Pants has always to be in the comic book store

2. If 你 daydream with Bolliwood, that doesn´t make 你 gay

3. If 你 don´t check your messages, we will descend to anarchy

4. The fourth Harry Potter movie was just fine

5. Everything beats "Enchanted bunny"

6. The Chesscake Factory freezer locks out from the outside

7. 你 don´t watch Babylon 5

8. "It´s not what it looks like" means "It is what it looks like"

9. 你 only can drink hot 浓情巧克力 in months with an "r" on them

10. 你 can swear to cow

11. If 你 smile, try not to kill Batman

12. Only Meemaw can call 你 Moonpie

13. Three against Sheldon means that you´re taking the train

14. Whispering "Do not make a sound" it´s a sound

15. Be afraid of chicken
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Fan fiction by SenTay posted 一年多以前
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Raj: I still don't know why the new 蝙蝠侠 movie isn't going to have the Joker in it.

(Sheldon and Leonard look at him like he's crazy)

Sheldon: Raj, 你 do know he's dead, right?

Raj: I've seen The Dark Knight three times and they did not kill off the Joker.

Lenard: But the guy who played him is.

(Sheldon nods vigorously)

Raj: So? If they can recast Victoria in every single Twilight movie without a legitimate reason, they can certainly recast a dead guy.

Lenard: I'm 更多 concerned that you've seen every single Twilight movie without a legitimate reason.

Raj: Twihater!

(Howard enters)

Howard: But mom! Come on please! Fine, we'll do what 你 want! Again! (Nervous) I'm sorry, Mommy! (Hangs up)

Lenard: Way to have a backbone!

Howard: The sad thing is I was on voice mail!

Raj: (Imitating whip noise) Fapew, Fapew

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List by simpleplan posted 一年多以前
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The Doppler effect makes a really cool 万圣节前夕 costume!

你 can't learn Morse code at 3 AM.

Gravity is a heartless bitch

Once your mind is "pre-blown", it cannot be "re-blown

Pajamas were invented in India. You're welcome.

One would rather watch season 2 of Battlestar Gallactica with commentary than have a woman over for dinner.

星, 星级 Trek and 星, 星级 Wars are two separate things. Seriously.

It doesn't matter if your children are non-existent, as long as they're smart and beautiful.

5318008 entered into a calculator spells “boobies” upside down.

Everyone Loves LOLcats.

Newton was one smart cookie.

What happens at Comic Con stays at Comic Con.

Sheldon is Batman.

It is alright to drink 牛奶 that taste funny.

One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
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Opinion by robothor11 posted 一年多以前
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I was at a sexual assault and relationship violence workshop today at school, required for all freshmen. And some of the examples of relationship abuse made me think of my 最喜爱的 电视 show, The Big Bang Theory. These particular examples are not violence, death threats, 或者 rape. They were listed under the category that some people will heartlessly argue is not abuse, which makes it worse for the people who are being abused because they are misunderstood.

And it chilled me to realize that Leonard Hofstadter is being abused 由 Priya Koothrapali.

Here are the examples that apply to Leonard and Priya.

1.    Telling the person 你 are dating who they may and may not hang out with.

Priya has prevented Leonard from seeing Penny, someone who was his friend for years before their now ended relationship. Priya did not ask him to stop spending time with Penny, she told Leonard that he “needed” to “cut the cord” with her. (I’m not even going to get into her Skyping her ex-boyfriend just one episode after making Leonard stop all communication with Penny.)
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Opinion by Karthigesh posted 一年多以前
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I've been on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 for coming onto 4 years now and I haven't quite found the time to write an 文章 but this little idea was floating in my head since I woke up and I decided to share it over here...

Now when we all were growing up, in school, there were always cliques. The 流行的 sportsmen, the pretty 流行的 girls, the drama/artistic thespians in the making and then there were the science nerds.

Now I for one, belong to the very last group and even though school was miserable, and I was shunned, I actually do not regret one 分钟 of who I am, because being a science nerd has allowed me to hone my observation skills which has led me to 写作 this 文章 as to why I feel even though nerds were not considered "cool", if we set our 心 to it, we could get the girl/guy of our dreams.

This 显示 has brought nerds and science geeks, to the forefront of cool. Suddenly experiments have become almost as interesting and captivating as magic. Lasers are much 更多 than for making 你 dizzy at nightclubs and being tech-savvy these days allows 你 to multi-task at an incredible rate.
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Opinion by robothor1111 posted 一年多以前
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So I wrote this for my LiveJournal, but I thought I’d post it here. There are very, very minor spoilers for unaired episodes of the show, but insanely minor. Most of them are vague and I don’t know the specifics anyway.

Basically, Priya is frustrating me, but not for the reason that one may think. She’s just changing things, and in a way I don’t like. Not for my ship’s sake. Just because I don’t like drastic change, and I see that coming.

It’s Thursday. It’s Jim Parsons’ birthday. And we don’t even get a new episode of The Big Bang Theory. We don’t even get a rerun. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a 粉丝 of college basketball. But I miss my nerds. All seven of them. I refuse to call Priya a ‘regular’ even though that’s how my 谷歌 alerts are referring to her. Sorry, sweetie.

Speaking of this newest addition, Priya, I don’t hate her. People do, sure, but I don’t. I find her a bit controlling – my mother says “she’s kind of a bitch!” – but do I want to bash her head in with a shovel? No. Apparently something is going to happen that will make us like her less in future...
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Opinion by shenelopefan posted 一年多以前
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He is one of the characters in TBBt show. He has an special condition, he suffers of selective mutims. Basicly, he can`t talk with women. Because of that there`s a lot of scenes where he actually doesn`t talk.

Until the episode "The 蚱蜢 Experiment" we didn`t know that he can talk with women when he is drunk.

Anyway, I 爱情 all those scenes where the funniest part were about his face. He, as an actor, has a great talent for phisics comedy.

I mean, his expressions maka us laugh without even say a word. That`s what I like about Raj. He can`t make laugth without speaks.

Also, I 爱情 the way he talks, his Indian accent makes that everything that he says be funny. That`s incredible about him.

Ok, I hope 你 like this article.

Shenelopefan
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Article by rb30999 posted 一年多以前
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So here I am 写作 a new 文章 this time as anything that i've 发布 previously has actually been too long to have been just a comment. But that's the way I am.

For those of 你 who recognise the significance of the 标题 I like 你 already.

For those who don't here's an explanation. This is how the First World war was referred to at the time. It was supposed to be the war to end all wars but earthlings didn't stop at that did they?
It is also an attempt to refer (jokingly) to the Leonard-Penny Sheldon 三角形, 三角 being played all over the net.

I do prefer Leonard Penny and have also 发布 my 评论 on the matter which I shall do again soon in the for of a proper article. But this one is actually my attempt to maybe resolve the so called "War"

I believe that to the delght of Sheldon 粉丝 (Not Shenny but just Sheldon), yours truly included, the solution has of course already been provided 由 our beloved Sheldor the Conqueror ;)
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Opinion by shenelopefan posted 一年多以前
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The theme song of TBBT is great. Explicative and has great music. The liricks are the next:

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years 以前 expansion started, wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a 墙 (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a 秒 and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The 恐龙 all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion 由 the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!
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Opinion by shenelopefan posted 一年多以前
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This TBBT friendship is one that nobody can understeands. Is the Raj ans Howard´s friendship. We know that they have 迷失 of things in common, like the sociological clichés and the geeky parts in their personalities. Also we know they have especial problems with women, Raj can´talk with them and Howard still living with his mother (a really 果冻 mother, 由 the way).
But why are they just like husband and wife? In the episode 15, season 2, when Leonard´s mum appeared for the firts time, Leonard tell her about the Raj´s problem and Howard´s codition and she said: "The selective mutims and the inhabilty of separating from ones mother can stand from a pathological fear to women. It may explains why the two of 你 have created an homosexual marriage to satisfy your need for intimicy", leaving Howard with an incredible surprised face.
As we know, also, there´s a lot of dicussions beteween this two characthers where we can tell that Raj is the women and Howard the men in this creepy marriage. So I think that this situations always make me laugh, even the one in fourth season (episode The boyfriend complexity) when they 吻乐队(Kiss) for accident and at the 下一个 日 they act...
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Opinion by shenelopefan posted 一年多以前
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Reason 1: It is original. I mean, the fact of choosing nerds for the main characthers is really great. It´s funny watch how this geeks are trying so hardly to be normal.
Reason 2: Penny´s characther. She is just a beautifull girl who change, in some ways the life of this geeks. I mean, thanks to her, Raj discovered that he can talk to women when his drunk; Howard is always flirting with her, Leonar fall in 爱情 with her and Sheldon has make a lady friend who can stand 由 him.
Reason 3: the situations. The problem who this guys (and girl) must resolved are so funny. I mean, the akward conversartions with women, and all the Penny´s ex-boyfriends, and even all Sheldon´s enemies.
Reason 4: The details. This are just little things that i´d like to point:
.sheldon´s t shirts
.Howard´mum
.Leonar´s high
.Penny´s ignorance
.Raj´s cliche
.howard´s 花生 alergy
.Sheldon´s obsesions
.Howard´s Clothes
.Leonard´s mum
.Sheldon´s mum
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Opinion by shenelopefan posted 一年多以前
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The past January 16, the Golden Globe ceremony was celebrated. We now that, unfortunally, The big bang theory did not won the Golden Globe for the Best Comedy 或者 Musical. But, we know that Jim Parsons won the Golden Globe for the best comedy 或者 musical actor and he really desearves it.
I watched the video of this moment, when Kaley Couco almost started to cry wheh Jim gave the speech. I cpuld tell that he was really exited because he was speaking really fast and I think he couldn`t bread, poor dear!
Anyway I think that he is such a good actor and he is really funny. Also i think his so hot! Too bad he is homosexual, but I knew he is gettin`g married with his boyfriend so I wish nothing 更多 that happyness to his life and I hope that TBBT win the Golden Globe 下一个 year.

Sincerylly....

Shenelopefan


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List by User20392 posted 一年多以前
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Howard Wolowitz
Please, please don't use this article. The 语录 and 图片 aren't mine, but the 文章 is, so please don't use it.

Howard Wolowitz

Season 1

[trying to assemble Penny's new wardrobe, 阅读 the instructions]
Wolowitz: Oh, boy! I was afraid of that!
Leonard: What?
Wolowitz: These instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components. This, right here, is why Sweden has no 太空 program
"The Big Bran Hypothesis".

Sheldon: I have got the Sword of Azeroth!
Leonard: Forget the sword, Sheldon. Help Raj.
Sheldon: There is no 更多 Sheldon. I am the sword master!
Wolowitz: Leonard, look out!
Leonard: Damn it, Sheldon, we're dying here.
Sheldon: Goodbye, peasants.
Leonard: Bastard teleported!
Raj: He's selling the Sword of Azeroth on eBay.
Leonard: 你 betrayed us for money? Who are you?
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