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Howard Wolowitz

Season 1

[trying to assemble Penny's new wardrobe, 阅读 the instructions]
Wolowitz: Oh, boy! I was afraid of that!
Leonard: What?
Wolowitz: These instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components. This, right here, is why Sweden has no 太空 program
"The Big Bran Hypothesis".

Sheldon: I have got the Sword of Azeroth!
Leonard: Forget the sword, Sheldon. Help Raj.
Sheldon: There is no 更多 Sheldon. I am the sword...
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The Egg 沙拉 Equivalency is 12th episode of ‘The Big Bang Theory’.Along with other episodes of the season, this installment is filled with lots of laughter and Joy. Here, Sheldon will come up with troubles, which further will others to face them. Sheldon appears with a trouble, where he tells about the condition, where he is charged with sexually harassment. He tells about the accused to the other members of group, which takes the team to face trouble for him. On the other side, Alex’s reactions are making Penny to feel insecure. The episode will be premiered on 3rd January’s night. Visit the link to watch full episode.
posted by shenelopefan
The theme song of TBBT is great. Explicative and has great music. The liricks are the next:

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years 以前 expansion started, wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a 墙 (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a 秒 and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up...
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On 25 April, drama and comedy series, The Big Bang Theory is going to premiere twenty first episode of its sixth season. The interlude is named as ‘The Closure’. The scoop of the episode is available here! Sheldon’s upcoming 最喜爱的 电视 gets cancelled and when Sheldon comes to know about the news, he feels sad and thinks that he is lost.Amy is trying to make him feel good and tells him that the 显示 will
be premiered very soon. Things go upside down for Raj, when he finds that his 爱情 interest, Lucy has some secrets, which she is hiding from him.


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Sheldon Lee Cooper

Season 1

Penny: So, what do 你 guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
''Pilot''.

Sheldon: Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.
''The Big Bran Hypothesis''.

Leonard: For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
Sheldon (intrigued): 你 have a sarcasm sign?
''The Big Bran Hypothesis''.

Penny:...
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Big Bang Theory Rubik's Cube tissue box!!

link

How cool are they!! Bought my boyfriend one and him and his mates 爱情 it!

Most of them are made in us, but this particular seller is in the UK and is selling them so much cheaper than the others on there!!

Yay!

Hope 你 all find this helpful as I know a lot of the guys on the 论坛 were talking about them.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Big Bang Theory peeps!
Raj: I still don't know why the new 蝙蝠侠 movie isn't going to have the Joker in it.

(Sheldon and Leonard look at him like he's crazy)

Sheldon: Raj, 你 do know he's dead, right?

Raj: I've seen The Dark Knight three times and they did not kill off the Joker.

Lenard: But the guy who played him is.

(Sheldon nods vigorously)

Raj: So? If they can recast Victoria in every single Twilight movie without a legitimate reason, they can certainly recast a dead guy.

Lenard: I'm 更多 concerned that you've seen every single Twilight movie without a legitimate reason.

Raj: Twihater!

(Howard enters)

Howard: But mom!...
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 so beautiful
so beautiful
Want I want is for everyone to see the light and support Sheldon/Penny. I know that's unlikely, but come on, could 你 please read this and hear our opinions and not shoot us down.

This 文章 - written 由 Arabian on Livejournal - is about the BEST EPISODE OF THE BIG BANG THEORY, and I truly mean that, because the A-plot and B-plot was utterly hysterical.

So yeah, I just wanted to post this for my happiness

**********


Before I delve into this episode, I want to let everyone know that I have thrown away my delusional shipper goggles, glasses and sunglasses. Why? Because I no longer feel that --...
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I've been on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 for coming onto 4 years now and I haven't quite found the time to write an 文章 but this little idea was floating in my head since I woke up and I decided to share it over here...

Now when we all were growing up, in school, there were always cliques. The 流行的 sportsmen, the pretty 流行的 girls, the drama/artistic thespians in the making and then there were the science nerds.

Now I for one, belong to the very last group and even though school was miserable, and I was shunned, I actually do not regret one 分钟 of who I am, because being a science nerd has allowed me...
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 For point number 1- kaley/jim grade-A-chemistry
For point number 1- kaley/jim grade-A-chemistry
Listen people, I am posting this because I want to. And hopefully if some of 你 L/P shippers read it, 你 will at least try to understand and see the brilliant light that is Sheldon/Penny.

Also I would actually enjoy your opinion on the matter.

Right... So this is a 报道 on the third episode of Season three; when Sheldon trains Penny with 浓情巧克力 blah blah blah can't be bothered 写作 description, 你 all know what ep I'm talking about.

P.S. No copyright infringements intended, because this is not my report, it was written 由 a person named Arabian on Livejournal. I'm a big 粉丝 of her/him?...
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posted by shenelopefan
A 列表 of 50 simple rules from The Big Bang Theory

TBBT Rules

1. For some reason, Captain Sweat Pants has always to be in the comic book store

2. If 你 daydream with Bolliwood, that doesn´t make 你 gay

3. If 你 don´t check your messages, we will descend to anarchy

4. The fourth Harry Potter movie was just fine

5. Everything beats "Enchanted bunny"

6. The Chesscake Factory freezer locks out from the outside

7. 你 don´t watch Babylon 5

8. "It´s not what it looks like" means "It is what it looks like"

9. 你 only can drink hot 浓情巧克力 in months with an "r" on them

10. 你 can swear to cow

11. If...
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The Doppler effect makes a really cool 万圣节前夕 costume!

You can't learn Morse code at 3 AM.

Gravity is a heartless bitch

Once your mind is "pre-blown", it cannot be "re-blown

Pajamas were invented in India. You're welcome.

One would rather watch season 2 of Battlestar Gallactica with commentary than have a woman over for dinner.

Star Trek and 星, 星级 Wars are two separate things. Seriously.

It doesn't matter if your children are non-existent, as long as they're smart and beautiful.

5318008 entered into a calculator spells “boobies” upside down.

Everyone Loves LOLcats.

Newton was one smart cookie....
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posted by shenelopefan
He is one of the characters in TBBt show. He has an special condition, he suffers of selective mutims. Basicly, he can`t talk with women. Because of that there`s a lot of scenes where he actually doesn`t talk.

Until the episode "The 蚱蜢 Experiment" we didn`t know that he can talk with women when he is drunk.

Anyway, I 爱情 all those scenes where the funniest part were about his face. He, as an actor, has a great talent for phisics comedy.

I mean, his expressions maka us laugh without even say a word. That`s what I like about Raj. He can`t make laugth without speaks.

Also, I 爱情 the way he talks, his Indian accent makes that everything that he says be funny. That`s incredible about him.

Ok, I hope 你 like this article.

Shenelopefan
The past January 16, the Golden Globe ceremony was celebrated. We now that, unfortunally, The big bang theory did not won the Golden Globe for the Best Comedy 或者 Musical. But, we know that Jim Parsons won the Golden Globe for the best comedy 或者 musical actor and he really desearves it.
I watched the video of this moment, when Kaley Couco almost started to cry wheh Jim gave the speech. I cpuld tell that he was really exited because he was speaking really fast and I think he couldn`t bread, poor dear!
Anyway I think that he is such a good actor and he is really funny. Also i think his so hot! Too bad he is homosexual, but I knew he is gettin`g married with his boyfriend so I wish nothing 更多 that happyness to his life and I hope that TBBT win the Golden Globe 下一个 year.

Sincerylly....

Shenelopefan
posted by BigBangMad2005
everyone is running in to the paint ball base.
"we cant do it" 说 lenard
is that the atitude that helped 你 get penny" 说 Sheldon
"no but i dont have 7 seasons to make that team feel sorry for me" 说 Lenard
"hes not wrong" 说 howard
"we just can do this" 说 Lenard
"well we have to try" 说 Sheldon
"........ok then" 说 Lenard as they charged out and............destroyed everyone in sight.
they went 首页 with the smell of victory... and paint.

*the 下一个 day*
they went in with lots of confidence. and came out second.

*the 下一个 下一个 day*
they came back 3rd

*the 下一个 下一个 下一个 day*
there in the...
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posted by BigBangMad2005
howard is in the 厨房 eating a bowl of crunch berrys. burnadet
walks in say "good morrning" and opens the frige. when she does everythink falls out and she says "howard we do need tho start eating this food"
"there is only one person in the wourld that coul eat all that food...mum...but since...you know...lets have everyone over" 说 howard
"really have everyone over to eat...*looking for food* string chease" 说 burnadet
"ok...lets have everyone over for...puding" 说 howard
"reslly?" 说 burnadet
"whats in the freever?" 说 howard
he opens the freever and in comes poring out.
so... ill call...
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Read the mason family intelligence research at Alan bishop homegrown goodness under the general. Run the test located there using a device connected with every other device. Then use the a minus device with every other device. This device separates the water in a black hole that the 金牌 ball is relative to. Find the universal constant of dead weight, change how the 金牌 ball moves. The molecules of these types of water act as moving orbitals, orbitals begin to 移动 as the black hole appears on the surface. All orbitals spin but only when time is stopped. Stop time, enter galaxy 4, no others. Use blue wood an a minus device to make mysteranium. Good luck from your friend the predator 13.
posted by JDbang
Sheldon was sitting on the bench in the hall way he see's Penny and says"Oh hey".So Penny come's over and says"You allright" Sheldon groaned.So Sheldon said"can 你 go get Lenard?" "Ok"replied Penny so she goes off.Penny got Lenard so Penny took Lenard to Sheldon and Lenard says"What's wrong?" Sheldon replies"Can 你 look at my logic book plz".So Lenard looked at his book and Lenard said,"wow" awnser some 问题 plz.So Lenard awnser 问题 and said"I know this one it is 8"
"No"replied Sheldon.So Lenard never did logic again


The End.
I was at a sexual assault and relationship violence workshop today at school, required for all freshmen. And some of the examples of relationship abuse made me think of my 最喜爱的 电视 show, The Big Bang Theory. These particular examples are not violence, death threats, 或者 rape. They were listed under the category that some people will heartlessly argue is not abuse, which makes it worse for the people who are being abused because they are misunderstood.

And it chilled me to realize that Leonard Hofstadter is being abused 由 Priya Koothrapali.

Here are the examples that apply to Leonard...
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