last time: ..... stuff happened.
sonic: oooooooooh. my stomach.
shadow: whats wrong with your stomach?
sonic: i dont kno- { vomit}
shadow!
sonic: it hurts so much. shadow, please help me!
shadow: { poor guy, must have morning sickness}
shadow: go eat an apple.
sonic:{ damn}
shadow: if i see a chili dog. ill beat you.
sonic: b-beat?
shadow: 你 know?, sex.
sonic: oh.
sonic then eats an apple.
shadow: did 你 eat anything for breakfast?
sonic: no i did- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
shadow: thats it im taking 你 to the hospital.
sonic: h-hospital.
shadow: CHAOS- { boom}
at the hospital:
shadow: CONTORL!
nurse: hello, are you...
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