.:Mephilver:.

A blue hedgehog named sonic was walking in the woods to get away from a stalker 婊子, 子 named Amy Rose his twin sister Penny was distracting her while he was getting away til he heard something in the bushes he found a red strain he seemed to be caught in a 熊 trap so Sonic got him unstuck and Shadow promised to always be 由 sonics side no matter what happens slowly each 日 Shadow started having feelings for Sonic and one 日 he finally confessed his 爱情 for Sonic, Sonic felt the same with shadow and they kept their 爱情 a secret from sonics 老友记 then one day

Tails: Sonic please tell me...

sonic: sh-shadow... why the fuck am i in a maid outfit?

shadow: oh.... thats a secret.

sonic: geez.

shadow: can you hand me that magazine over there?

sonic: sure.

sonic bends down and shadow sees sonics underwear...

he then pulls it up to see the full whitness of his underwear.

shadow: oops...curse my hands... i cant control them.

sonic: gah....shadow ...grrr would you cut it ou-

shadow grabs sonics arm and pulls him towards him..... inches from his face.

shadow: you were saying?

sonic: i -um.....

shadow: now theres a good boy........ hehe.

sonic: huh?

sonic notices that shadows face is getting...

last time: ..... stuff happened.

sonic: oooooooooh. my stomach.
shadow: whats wrong with your stomach?
sonic: i dont kno- { vomit}
shadow!
sonic: it hurts so much. shadow, please help me!
shadow: { poor guy, must have morning sickness}

shadow: go eat an apple.
sonic:{ damn}
shadow: if i see a chili dog. ill beat you.
sonic: b-beat?
shadow: 你 know?, sex.
sonic: oh.

sonic then eats an apple.

shadow: did 你 eat anything for breakfast?
sonic: no i did- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

shadow: thats it im taking 你 to the hospital.
sonic: h-hospital.

shadow: CHAOS- { boom}

at the hospital:

shadow: CONTORL!

nurse: hello, are you...