刺猬索尼克 Article: And then

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posted by Sonicfan67

Amy:Chinese foooood may I help you?
Sonic:Yeah I like to make an order.
Amy:What would 你 like?
Sonic:I would like three orders of garlic chicken.
Amy:And then?
Sonic:And then three orders of the white rice.
Amy:And then?
Sonic:And then..Oh 嘿你 guys want soup?
Tails and Knuckles:Sure.
Sonic:Ok.Three orders of Wonton soup.
Amy:And then?
Sonic:Oh and some fortune 饼干 too.
Amy:And then?
Sonic:uh..actually I think that's about it.
Amy:And then?
(Sonic get's confussed)
Sonic:No,that's it.
Amy:And then?
Sonic:No and then that's all I want.
Amy:And then?
(Sonic,Tails,and Knuckles start laughing)
Sonic:And then nothing else cause I'm done ording,Ok?
Amy:And then?
Sonic:No,all I want is the three orders of the garlic chicken and the three orders of the white rice.
Amy:And then?
Tails:And the soup,dude.
Sonic:And the Wonton soup.
Amy:And then?
Knuckles:And the 饼干 fortune.
Sonic:And the fortune cookies.So it's the chicken,the rice,the soup,and the fortune 饼干 and that's it.
Amy:And then?
(Sonic,Tails,and Knuckles laugh again)
Sonic:And then 你 can put them in a brown paper bag and come put it on my hand cause I'm ready to eat.
Amy:And theeeeeen?
Sonic:I refuse to play your Chinese 食物 mind games!
Amy:And then?
Sonic:No,no and then!
Amy:And then?
Sonic:No and then!
Amy:And then!
Sonic:No and then!
Amy:And then!
Sonic:No and then!
Amy:And then!
Sonic:No and then!
Amy:And then!
Sonic:No,no and then!
Amy:And theeeeeen?
Sonic:You are really starting to piss me off lady!
Amy:And then?
Sonic:And then(chuckles)I'm going to come in there and I'm going to put my FOOT IN YOUR 屁股 IF 你 SAY AND THEN AGAIN!!
(Everything goes quiet)
Amy:AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN
(Sonic breaks the speaker and Knuckles drives out of the drive-thru)
Amy:And theeeeeeeeen?
THE END
Sonic as Jesse
Amy as Chinese lady
Tails as Chester
Knuckles as Driver

DivaChipette1, deathding and 2 others like this

dexisawesome Finally, all those years of supporting SonAmy pays off....

kitmolly123 XD

silverstream101 .....funny but weird....

Evolia-Wulf *Rolls over laughing* Dex: That was making fun of- oh...forgettit."

bloomstella101 It is soooooooooooooo funny! And then,and then,and then,and then.

stellamusa101 Lol

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Spell of True Dead

posted by kingofheartless

Out in a forest Skull and Tails were talking about The secret
Skull: How long are 你 gonna keep it a secret?
Tails: For a few weeks.
Skull: Well I am gonna go test some of these spells.
Tails: 你 do that! (Tails followed skull)
Eventually they came to an old castle
Skull was mourning for some reason
Skull: Those humans will pay for what they have done to you! (Chanting)
Tails: Wha-?
Skull: rise again army of the DEAD
Ghosts and Zombies Galore Rotting faces everywhere it was so horrid Tails ran away to get help
Tails: Guys Guys!
Sonic: Tails are 你 a girl?
Tails: Yes c'mon we gotta save skull from the...

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Sonic's Chaos abilites

posted by Zenku1

Okay I was playing Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, and Sonic X when I remembered that in SA2B Sonic was able to use Chaos Control with a fake emerald, And that in Sonic X sonic as Super Sonic was able to use Chaos Spear. So like Shadow 说 "there's no way 你 could have activated the Chaos Control using an 翠, 翡翠 that's fake" and since Shadow is the master of Chaos. That means Sonic has a huge amount of Chaos energy in him thanks to his years of turning into Super Sonic.And he could use Chaos Spear without turning super if he trained with Shadow, but that's not going to happen