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My Little Pornstar Episode 2
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with 苹果白兰地 in Sweet 苹果 Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga! I read books, and smoked weed!
Applejack: 你 smoke weed?

Twilight: *Gets the voice of Dr. Dre* Smoke weed everyday :D

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.

After the work was finished, Spike got a letter from Princess Celestia.

Spike: 嘿 Twilight, listen to this. Princess Celestia wants 你 to come back to Pontiac for a special dance called the Grand Clopping Gala.
Twilight: Fuck it man, I ain't going.
Spike: Are 你 still mad at Celestia for making 你 do that friendship assignment?
Twilight: Hell yeah. It was boring. To make matters worse, she sent me all of the way here, while she gets her 屁股 attacked 由 Luna! I could have helped her!
Applejack: Well if 你 ain't going, may I have the tickets?
Twilight: Who are 你 gonna go with?
Applejack: Big Macintosh.
Twilight: Alright man, they're yours.
彩虹 Dash: *Arrives* Hey, what have 你 got there?
Twilight: Tickets, I'm giving them to Applejack.
彩虹 Dash: What are they for?
Twilight: Some shitfest called the grand clopping gala.

Then all of a sudden, 更多 ponies arrived.

Ponies: Look, she has tickets for something that's all the way in Michigan!! Let's steal them!
Twilight: Oh hell no!! *Runs to her car, starts it, and drives away* 你 niggas ain't catchin' me!!
Spike: Twilight, what about me?!
Twilight: What about you?! Walk home!!!!

On the way back to her house, Twilight accidentally 迷失 the tickets.

Applejack: *Walking to Sugarcube Corner* Well, so much for- *Sees the tickets* The Grand Clopping Gala!
Rarity: *Arrives* Hell no, those are my tickets!
Applejack: No they ain't. You're just gonna give them to some stallion so he can fuck you.
Derpy: *Arrives* May I have the tickets?
苹果白兰地 & Rarity: NO!!
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy started to fight
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy started to fight

Rarity: The tickets are mine!
Applejack: No, they're mine!
Rarity: 彩虹 Swastika!
Applejack: Scary train with face!
Rarity: Fuk u!
Applejack: Die!!
Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong.
They stop fighting for three 秒 just to dance to a song, and have their face changed
They stop fighting for three 秒 just to dance to a song, and have their face changed

Song: link
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy: *Turn the song off, and return to fighting*

Meanwhile at Twilight's house.

Twilight: SPIKE!! WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' DINNER?!!?
Spike: Coming Twilight.
Twilight: Yeah, it better be coming, 或者 else you'll be eatin' it. *Hears someone knocking on door* Who the hell could that be? *Goes to the door, and opens it*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
Twilight: Man, what do 你 want?
Pinkie Pie: To return something 你 accidentally dropped. *Gives Twilight the tickets for the Grand Clopping Gala*

The tickets were torn up, and ruined.

Twilight: *Takes the tickets* Thanks..... i guess. *Closes the door* SPIKE!!!!

Ending theme: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End
Johnny Lightning Episode 8 Part 5
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Johnny arrived at Gran Memoria with Derek, and Benjamin.

Johnny: *Opens the door, and holds it for the others*
Derek: Thank you. *Walks inside with Benjamin*
Johnny: *Following the two of them*
Desk Clerk: Welcome gentlemen. Are 你 here for an interview?
Johnny: I am. Felix Potter, and these are Harold Greene, and Otto Runstedt.
Derek: How do 你 do?
Desk Clerk: Fine, thank you. If 你 sit down over there, I'll get everything prepared for you.
Johnny: *Sits down with Derek, and Benjamin*
Benjamin: What exactly are we going to try, and find?
Johnny: Anything unusual. Places like this are occasionally...
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Johnny Lightning Episode 7 Part 3
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Derek took Johnny into their hideout. Lewis was pleased to see him.

Lewis: Johnny, so good to see 你 again.
Johnny: *Gives Lewis a high-five* Good to see 你 too Lewis. What have we got so far?
Lewis: These terrorist's call themselves Squadron 86.
Derek: Only because of the weapon they primarily use, the L86-LSW.
Johnny: It would be ironic if they actually had 86 members in their squad.
Lewis: 85 now that 你 killed that sniper.
Derek & Johnny: *Laughing*
Johnny: How long do we stay here?
Lewis: The both of us took out a patrol with a tank, and two cars. We'll wait here until tomorrow.

Meanwhile,...
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Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 45 Part 1/2
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Percy: *Building a snowman with Kevin*
S.B: *Throws a snowball at Gordon*
Gordon: Hey!
S.B: Come on, it's a snowball fight.
Orion: *Crashes a model train into a hotel*
Liam: Hey, if 你 want to have fun crashing stuff, play Train Simulator.
Orion: Alright.
Liam: Liam here from The Nut House. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I have created tonight's schedule for you.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails
Trainz

8:30 PM - Later

Bartholomew - Back to back

Liam: Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Ponies On The Rails got his own spin off. This should be fun to watch, but first, Ponies On...
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The Nut House Episode 11 Part 2
posted by Seanthehedgehog
As Kevin and Liam were enjoying their drinks, Parker walked in.

Kevin: *Sees Parker, and sighs* Here we go again.
Parker: *Walks over to Kevin, and Liam* Back again I see. Now I'll....wait...were 你 two here last week?
Kevin: Yes?
Liam: What about it?
Parker: I feel like I haven't seen 你 two in a month.
Kevin: Well, we were here last week.
Liam: And 你 challenged Kevin to another game of Dig Dug, even though 你 never win.
Parker: I don't remember.
Kevin: Well that's the way it usually goes.
Parker: Well I'll change that.
Kevin: Okay, let's go for it. *Walks with Parker to the Dig Dug game*

Outside,...
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The Nut House Episode 11 Part 1
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 11: Where Have 你 Been?

David: *Walks into the dining room from the kitchen*
Kevin: *Walks in with Liam*
David: 嘿 你 two.
Kevin: Hi. *Sits down with Liam*
David: 你 guys were here yesterday, right?
Liam: Yes. Why?
David: I don't know why, but it feels like you...
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Johnny Lightning Episode 3 Part 6
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Mark was being followed 由 Johnny, but he didn't know this yet.

Driver: *Turns left onto the highway*
Johnny: *Following the Silverado, and turns left*
Estevez: *Looks back, and sees Johnny driving his car*
Johnny: *Sees Estevez* Hang in there buddy.

Johnny was getting closer to the truck.

Johnny: *Turns into the left lane, and is going parallel to the truck*
Driver: *Looks at Johnny's car* 嘿 boss, look. It's that teenager we saw going crazy at Wal-Mart.
Johnny: *Lowering his window*
Mark: *Looking at Johnny*
Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Mark: Floor it!
Driver: *Going faster*
Johnny: *Following...
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Johnny Lightning Episode 3 Part 2
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Johnny: *Driving his car towards CIA Headquarters*

Episode 3: Desert Showdown

Narrator: I just finished an assignment in Trenton, and then I got word that Commander Kane had something else for me. Whatever it is has to be important.
Johnny: *Turns right, heading into a parking garage*

The song fades away as Johnny gets out of the car.

Johnny: *Hits the red button, making the car go back into the watch*
Commander Kane: *Opens his door, and sees Johnny* Come in.
Johnny: *Walks into the room, and closes the door* 你 have something important for me I presume.
Commander Kane: Why is that?
Johnny:...
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The Nut House Episode 8 Part 3
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at the nut house.

Mr. Nut: It's absurd.
David: It's outrageous.
Liz: It serves him right for what he did.
Wayne: Here here.
Miss. Heart: Why do 你 need us for your prank though?
Kevin: To set the mood.
Liam: Make him feel comfortable.
Kevin: Parker won't fall for it unless he sees other people doing what he does. Or, thinks he's about to do.
Wayne: Now I see.

Parker was at his house reading. His phone started to ring.

Parker: *Picks up the phone* Hello.
Mr. Nut: Parker, it's Mr. Nut.
Parker: What do 你 need, a new employee?
Mr. Nut: No. I heard about a prank 你 pulled off inside my restaurant earlier...
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Johnny Lightning Episode 1 Part 6
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Johnny parks his car behind a bush.

Johnny: Now it's time to get inside, and get Mr. Craig.
Mr. Craig: *Inside the trailer with the Mexicans, and Japanese* The plan is good. Let's start the trade, then get out of here.
Narrator: I was outnumbered, but my family's last name isn't Lightning for nothing.
Johnny: *Kicks the door open, and shoots everyone inside the trailer, except for Mr. Craig*
Mr. Craig: *Opens a drawer, and pulls out a Type 99*
Johnny: *Shoots the Type 99 out of Mr. Craig's hands*
Mr. Craig: *Closes his eyes as he raises his hands* Why don't 你 kill me?
Johnny: You're wanted alive...
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Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 17 Part 2/2
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Duck: *Passes between Andrew, and Carter*
Andrew: What? No hello?
Carter: He must be jealous of us since our 显示 is 更多 popular.
Pete: What about my show? Pete Reimer here, back as the host for the 秒 half of this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Ponies On The Rails, and Gran Turismo are up next.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy,...
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Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 13 Part 1/2
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Song: link

Hawkeye: The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash, and Trainz have entered the SSSS.
Mr. Bruce: Stop the Eastern Pacific!!!!!!!
Panzer: But they haven't done anything yet.
Jack: I bet that Mr. Bruce forgot where they are.

They were far away, out of sight from Mr. Bruce, and his engines on the Northern Errol Line.

Mr. Baldwin: Hi. Mr. Baldwin here ladies, and gentlemen. I maybe just a man sticking a blue megaphone out of a window, but I am also this week's host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Our schedule for tonight is down below.

The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash: Rated TV-G
Adventures Of...
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Six Shooters 3 Part 6
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It is in this part that we meet the Sand Brothers. Timothy played 由 Robert Deniro is the one in control of the entire organization. Marco played 由 Al Pacino is 秒 in command.

Henry: *Arrives at their mansion in the buick, repainted in silver, with white 墙 tires, and an upgraded engine*
Timothy: Our black friend got the car we wanted.
Marco: Good. I'll go down there, and talk to him.
Henry: *Running to the gate. It is locked, and he can't get it open*
Marco: *Arrives* 你 look worried.
Henry: Two cops from New Jersey are here.
Marco: So what? They're not going to do anything. How can they?...
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The Nut House Episode 3 Part 1
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 3: 你 Have Received A Message

Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: 你 seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed that's...
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The Nut House Episode 2 Part 1
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 2: The Book

Parker: *Reading a book*
Liam: *Walks in with David*
David: Is that Parker 阅读 a book?
Liam: This is interesting. *Walks with David over to Parker* Well, I didn't know 你 liked to read.
David: Neither did I.
Parker: You're not going to make fun of...
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The Challenger Part 8
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Bill, and May got out of the hotel, only to four 更多 Highway Patrol officers.

SHP 59: *Shoots a bullet, hitting the 墙 to the left of Bill*
Bill: *Runs while holding May's hand*
May: What are 你 doing?
Bill: Getting out of here with you! *Running to the car*
SHP 8: Get the airplane!
Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot*
SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but miss, hitting buildings Bill drives past*
SHP 82: *Flying an airplane*
Bill: *Drifts to the left*
SHP 82: *Follows Bill, and shoots 17 bullets. One of them hits the trunk*
Bill: Still have that gun I gave you?
May: Of course.
Bill: Shoot the pilot....
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Six Shooters Part 6
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Alan, and Harry arrived at the dealership. The taxi driver that brought Andrew, and Daniel over was waiting.

Harry: *Parks the car*
Alan: *Looks at the taxi driver* Did 你 make the call?
Taxi Driver: Call? Oh, 你 must be the police. I couldn't tell since you're not in uniform.
Alan: I'm Alan Martinez, and this is my partner Harry Penn.
Harry: Our dispatch 说 someone here made a call to us about a disturbance here. Was that you?
Taxi Driver: That's right. This Scottish guy with white hair pointed a gun at me. He, and another Scottish man with black hair bought a green Corvette here. A brand new...
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Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 21 Part 2/3
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our 显示 where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, 或者 played as characters in skits. For instance, 彩虹 Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The 屁股 屁股 Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first 日 of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie:...
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