This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地
Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with 苹果白兰地 in Sweet 苹果 Acres.
Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga! I read books, and smoked weed!
Applejack: 你 smoke weed?
Twilight: *Gets the voice of Dr. Dre* Smoke weed everyday :D
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
After the work was finished, Spike got a letter from Princess Celestia.
Spike: 嘿 Twilight, listen to this. Princess Celestia wants 你 to come back to Pontiac for a special dance called the Grand Clopping Gala.
Twilight: Fuck it man, I ain't going.
Spike: Are 你 still mad at Celestia for making 你 do that friendship assignment?
Twilight: Hell yeah. It was boring. To make matters worse, she sent me all of the way here, while she gets her 屁股 attacked 由 Luna! I could have helped her!
Applejack: Well if 你 ain't going, may I have the tickets?
Twilight: Who are 你 gonna go with?
Applejack: Big Macintosh.
Twilight: Alright man, they're yours.
彩虹 Dash: *Arrives* Hey, what have 你 got there?
Twilight: Tickets, I'm giving them to Applejack.
彩虹 Dash: What are they for?
Twilight: Some shitfest called the grand clopping gala.
Then all of a sudden, 更多 ponies arrived.
Ponies: Look, she has tickets for something that's all the way in Michigan!! Let's steal them!
Twilight: Oh hell no!! *Runs to her car, starts it, and drives away* 你 niggas ain't catchin' me!!
Spike: Twilight, what about me?!
Twilight: What about you?! Walk home!!!!
On the way back to her house, Twilight accidentally 迷失 the tickets.
Applejack: *Walking to Sugarcube Corner* Well, so much for- *Sees the tickets* The Grand Clopping Gala!
Rarity: *Arrives* Hell no, those are my tickets!
Applejack: No they ain't. You're just gonna give them to some stallion so he can fuck you.
Derpy: *Arrives* May I have the tickets?
苹果白兰地 & Rarity: NO!!
Rarity: The tickets are mine!
Applejack: No, they're mine!
Rarity: 彩虹 Swastika!
Applejack: Scary train with face!
Rarity: Fuk u!
Applejack: Die!!
Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong.
Song: link
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy: *Turn the song off, and return to fighting*
Meanwhile at Twilight's house.
Twilight: SPIKE!! WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' DINNER?!!?
Spike: Coming Twilight.
Twilight: Yeah, it better be coming, 或者 else you'll be eatin' it. *Hears someone knocking on door* Who the hell could that be? *Goes to the door, and opens it*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
Twilight: Man, what do 你 want?
Pinkie Pie: To return something 你 accidentally dropped. *Gives Twilight the tickets for the Grand Clopping Gala*
The tickets were torn up, and ruined.
Twilight: *Takes the tickets* Thanks..... i guess. *Closes the door* SPIKE!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地
Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with 苹果白兰地 in Sweet 苹果 Acres.
Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga! I read books, and smoked weed!
Applejack: 你 smoke weed?
Twilight: *Gets the voice of Dr. Dre* Smoke weed everyday :D
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
After the work was finished, Spike got a letter from Princess Celestia.
Spike: 嘿 Twilight, listen to this. Princess Celestia wants 你 to come back to Pontiac for a special dance called the Grand Clopping Gala.
Twilight: Fuck it man, I ain't going.
Spike: Are 你 still mad at Celestia for making 你 do that friendship assignment?
Twilight: Hell yeah. It was boring. To make matters worse, she sent me all of the way here, while she gets her 屁股 attacked 由 Luna! I could have helped her!
Applejack: Well if 你 ain't going, may I have the tickets?
Twilight: Who are 你 gonna go with?
Applejack: Big Macintosh.
Twilight: Alright man, they're yours.
彩虹 Dash: *Arrives* Hey, what have 你 got there?
Twilight: Tickets, I'm giving them to Applejack.
彩虹 Dash: What are they for?
Twilight: Some shitfest called the grand clopping gala.
Then all of a sudden, 更多 ponies arrived.
Ponies: Look, she has tickets for something that's all the way in Michigan!! Let's steal them!
Twilight: Oh hell no!! *Runs to her car, starts it, and drives away* 你 niggas ain't catchin' me!!
Spike: Twilight, what about me?!
Twilight: What about you?! Walk home!!!!
On the way back to her house, Twilight accidentally 迷失 the tickets.
Applejack: *Walking to Sugarcube Corner* Well, so much for- *Sees the tickets* The Grand Clopping Gala!
Rarity: *Arrives* Hell no, those are my tickets!
Applejack: No they ain't. You're just gonna give them to some stallion so he can fuck you.
Derpy: *Arrives* May I have the tickets?
苹果白兰地 & Rarity: NO!!
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy started to fight
Rarity: The tickets are mine!
Applejack: No, they're mine!
Rarity: 彩虹 Swastika!
Applejack: Scary train with face!
Rarity: Fuk u!
Applejack: Die!!
Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong.
They stop fighting for three 秒 just to dance to a song, and have their face changed
Song: link
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy: *Turn the song off, and return to fighting*
Meanwhile at Twilight's house.
Twilight: SPIKE!! WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' DINNER?!!?
Spike: Coming Twilight.
Twilight: Yeah, it better be coming, 或者 else you'll be eatin' it. *Hears someone knocking on door* Who the hell could that be? *Goes to the door, and opens it*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
Twilight: Man, what do 你 want?
Pinkie Pie: To return something 你 accidentally dropped. *Gives Twilight the tickets for the Grand Clopping Gala*
The tickets were torn up, and ruined.
Twilight: *Takes the tickets* Thanks..... i guess. *Closes the door* SPIKE!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Everyone was sitting at their homes, minding their own business, when suddenly, Twilight Sparkle used her magic to make them all appear in front of her.
Twilight: Yer watching my movie, and you're gonna 爱情 it!
People: No!!!! *Running away*
Jack: Ugh.....I see I'm not the only one forced to watch this garbage. Anyway, my name is Jack, and I am from Trainz, and I am your host. Or, was. Apparently, Twilight's the host now, since she's destroying everything.
Twilight: Play the movie!!!!!
Jack: Fine!!!!
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Everyone was sitting at their homes, minding their own business, when suddenly, Twilight Sparkle used her magic to make them all appear in front of her.
Twilight: Yer watching my movie, and you're gonna 爱情 it!
People: No!!!! *Running away*
Jack: Ugh.....I see I'm not the only one forced to watch this garbage. Anyway, my name is Jack, and I am from Trainz, and I am your host. Or, was. Apparently, Twilight's the host now, since she's destroying everything.
Twilight: Play the movie!!!!!
Jack: Fine!!!!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
It was a typical 日 in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.
SeanTheHedgehog's
Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*
SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World
Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
From a distance, Alan, Ryan, and Harry were watching the warehouse.
Alan: That's where they held us hostage. 由 the time your boys came, Dylan started taking us to the river bed.
Harry: Why are we back here again?
Ryan: To tail any vehicles that leave here. They could lead us to Timothy's house.
Alan: And then we stop them.
A delivery truck was leaving, followed 由 a brand new Ferrari.
Ryan: *Sees Timothy driving the Ferrari* They're both following the truck.
Alan: Let's go. *Gets into the driver's seat, and drives towards a road, to follow the truck, and Ferrari*
Marco: Who cares if Dylan is dead? Who needs him? We got the women, and Henry. Everything will be just fine.
Alan: This is almost over.
Harry: Yeah. Almost.
Ryan: What if they spot us?
Alan: We're too far away. They won't notice us.
Well, this part is short. However, part 12 will be the ending of this 3rd installment.
2 B Continued
Alan: That's where they held us hostage. 由 the time your boys came, Dylan started taking us to the river bed.
Harry: Why are we back here again?
Ryan: To tail any vehicles that leave here. They could lead us to Timothy's house.
Alan: And then we stop them.
A delivery truck was leaving, followed 由 a brand new Ferrari.
Ryan: *Sees Timothy driving the Ferrari* They're both following the truck.
Alan: Let's go. *Gets into the driver's seat, and drives towards a road, to follow the truck, and Ferrari*
Marco: Who cares if Dylan is dead? Who needs him? We got the women, and Henry. Everything will be just fine.
Alan: This is almost over.
Harry: Yeah. Almost.
Ryan: What if they spot us?
Alan: We're too far away. They won't notice us.
Well, this part is short. However, part 12 will be the ending of this 3rd installment.
2 B Continued
Timothy's Ferrari
Sean: We designed seven logos for other people. Here they are.
Song: link
Sean: Some logos like Jade's don't have any 音乐 for them. Actually, the only other one that doesn't have any 音乐 for it is Izfankirby's.
Song: link
Sean: And since we were merging with Aqua, we decided to create this logo for her.
Song: link
Sean: Izfankirby's logo only appeared in the Grand Theft Ponies 粉丝 fictions, since he never wrote any, except for those four.
Sean: 下一个 up, Triq267.
Song: link
Sean: That was a new version of a logo made for him. His original can be viewed on his...
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Song: link
Sean: Some logos like Jade's don't have any 音乐 for them. Actually, the only other one that doesn't have any 音乐 for it is Izfankirby's.
Song: link
Sean: And since we were merging with Aqua, we decided to create this logo for her.
Song: link
Sean: Izfankirby's logo only appeared in the Grand Theft Ponies 粉丝 fictions, since he never wrote any, except for those four.
Sean: 下一个 up, Triq267.
Song: link
Sean: That was a new version of a logo made for him. His original can be viewed on his...
