Boney M - Rasputin

This ain't mine. I twas originally written 由 xSHOCKYx, who 说 'Pass this on if 你 爱情 Jesus'. So here it is.


Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with 耶稣 Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So 你 believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are 你 good 或者 evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...

I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it


Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I 爱情 the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your 心 beat is my 最喜爱的 lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If 你 could see me, 你 could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my 首页 though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes 你 happy. I always want 你 to be happy. I don't like it when 你 cry. 你 sound...