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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to 爱情 Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to 爱情 every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are 你 talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, 你 have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond]...

«Fiction 写作 is great. 你 can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically 由 height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places,...

Let the Madness Begin


    I joined 潮流粉丝俱乐部 a few days 以前 and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST 随意 PARAGRAPHS IN THE 评论 AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN 文章 AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as 你 please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...

I decided to write an 文章 because some 最近的 news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an 文章 about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to 显示 everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If 你 评论 on something 你 believe is true, then...

It all started when a young man without much money he was 给 a 任天堂 64. The young man, who wanted to play but did not have the fat wallet, decided that a good option was to buy cartridges. And I was lucky because just the 日 after 你 give away the console, an old man opened a 车库 sale in which, between furniture, lamps, utensils, carpentry and other unnecessary objects, calling his presence a small 盒式磁带, 墨盒 of Majora's Mask ( a game of the series The Legend of Zelda). As the old man who sold the game ... well, let's say that her appearance did not inspire much confidence to the...

What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin 或者 cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...

Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If 你 know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, 或者 always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.



You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills


How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with 或者 without apps running 或者 photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If 你 are decent with using photoshop...

[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits 下一个 Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have 你 tried 展示 him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like 你 - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - 鱼 Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...