" Your trie is all flat in junk. Awhh, did I do that? "

...maybe that's just me.

i also say "holy ba-jesus!!
or "my horn can pierce the sky!" (i say that randomly in the middle of conversations. it's from my favorite show, The Office.)
"ooh lala!"
"that's what she said."

i say it all the time to my friends

actually, the one i say the most is "that's what she said."

when someone doesn't answer my question when I ask it I say "hear me"

my friend always says jog on (as in catch up) and we always used to say Furrreek(freak) whenever someone walked past us and said something random lol or when someone was acting strange.
My friend is wierd but its funny

i say it all the time like the other day we were shooting free throws at bball practice and mine came short and i was like just kidding i say it after i make a bad throw at softballl practice haha ya wen my friends here just kidding they know who said it