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Write Down Ten 随意 Characters.
1.Damon Washington
2. Louis Fitch
3. John Stone
4. Captain
5. Maureen Mason
6. Shaggy Rodgers
7. Ariana Sanchez
8. Jesse Longford
9. Vikram Mahajan
10. Velma Dinkley
Four invites Three and Eight to 晚餐 at their own house. What happens?
Stone and Longford: Fitch?
Captain: Who?
Longford: So you’re not Fitch?
Captain: No.
你 need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One 或者 Six?
Me: This is pretty easy, no offense Damon, but you’ve got the crying baby and the annoying, I mean nice wife. Shaggy would be a good choice if I really want to get some sleep.
Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Velma: *very 迷失 walking along, opens up 随意 door* Ahhh! What the…this is not the library!
Fitch: *to Sanchez* I told 你 we should have locked the door.
Sanchez: *extremely embarrassed* 下一个 time we will.
Three falls in 爱情 with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Me, Stone, Shaggy and Longford: What the…?! No way, this 问题 will be trashed! *turn to each other laughing* Jinx!
Four jumps 你 in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, 或者 seven?
Captain: *jumps out from behind crate* BOO!
Me: What the…? Captain, 或者 is it…no never mind definitely Captain.
Captain: Affirmative.
Fitch: *runs into alley, gun drawn* Hey! Let her go! *sees Captain’s face* Who are you? Why do 你 look like me?
Me: Time for introductions, Captain, Fitch. Fitch, Captain. You’re both characters played 由 the same actor, Michael Imperioli, that’s why 你 look alike.
Fitch: Wait, what do 你 mean we’re characters? A character is fictional.
Me: I’m sorry, it had to come out sooner 或者 later. Didn’t 你 ever wonder why 你 can never remember what happens on days other than Tuesday? And Captain, weren’t 你 ever curious why 你 don’t have a first and last name, 或者 why 你 can never discover what yellow fever is?
Captain and Fitch: *both look like I’ve gave them some profound insight*
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen 分钟 later, what happens?
Washington: Great I have a new baby AND I have to do a cooking show? How am I supposed to manage? *takes burnt 比萨, 比萨饼 out of the oven*
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, 或者 Nine. Who do they choose?
Stone: Oh this is just sick, it’s all dudes.
Longford: I'll se pensate che permetteva di sposarsi, voi sei malato. (If 你 think I’ll marry you, you’re sick.) *leaves*
Mahajan: No way, dude! *also leaves*
Captain: * wonders out loud, kind of talking to me* I wonder what Michael Imperioli would do in a situation like this?
Me: 你 know, I actually don’t know, he’s played a lot of mobster characters so maybe…
Stone: *interrupts annoyed* Who the hell is this Michael guy 你 bought up and what does what you’re talking about even mean?
Me: It means you’ll be dead soon.
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Sanchez: * to Fitch* Okay, I’ll try to be polite here, I’m not going to hold a gun to your head 或者 anything, but I do have to handcuff you. *grins, dangles handcuffs*
Mason: *about to walk in to demand Sanchez sets Fitch free. 评论 directed towards me* They’re enjoying this way too much aren’t they?
Me: Yeah, sorry.
Mason: 你 corrupted my team!
Me: As a shipper of the two of them, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity.
Mason: Well I’m not going in there, even if I’m supposed to demand ransom.
Me: I wouldn’t either.
Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Stone: What did I do? I don’t deserve to die!
Me: Well I really don’t like you!
Stone: Why? *to others* Guys, 你 won’t believe this physco girl will you?
*everybody nods yes simultaneously*
Me: I don’t like 你 because you’re a pretty boy and 你 come in between my 秒 最喜爱的 couple.
Stone: Fine, I’ll stop chasing Sanchez if 你 don’t kill me.
Me: I don’t believe 你 *shoots him* Nobody says anything, we’re gonna make this look like a mob killing. *waves gun in others faces* Nobody says anything!
Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?
Longford: Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding, 你 invited Stone!
Sanchez: And I’m guessing he’ll be a no show.
Longford: Then maybe 你 can uninvite him and invite me instead?
Fitch and Sanchez: *consider this* Maybe.
Longford: Really guys, I invited 你 to my…okay actually I didn’t but the reason was I didn’t know 你 at the time!
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Shaggy: Oh my gosh, your hair! It’s so long and black!
Sanchez:* to me* Is this really why he’s scared of me?
Me: I couldn’t think of anything better.
Sanchez: How about either I have a gun 或者 most people think my fiancée is nuts?
Me: I’m not insulting Fitch, but the gun thing might work.
Shaggy: *starts panicking again* Zoinks! 你 have a gun! A gun! *repeats a gun over and over*
Me and Sanchez: We get it already!
Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?
Mahajan: Sorry I’m late I uh Mason made me fill out lots of papers.
Fitch: Mason’s right over there, and 你 didn’t have a case, so 你 didn’t have any paperwork.
Mahajan: Okay, I admit it I hate weddings. Marriage is icky. (not the best thing to say to the groom)
Fitch: O_O
Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Mason:*lecturing me* 你 never fill out your paperwork at the precinct, you’re a very bad detective! Come to think of it, 你 never 显示 up for work either.
Me: But that’s because I’m not a detective, I’m not even out of high school…
Mahajan: *slurred* Don’t lie to the Lieutenant, Detective, it makes her very angry.
Me: But I’m not a detective!
Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Mahajan: *To Sanchez* So I guess I have to kill you.
Me: Wait, wait you’re not supposed warn her!
Sanchez: Yeah, but I guess I’m not complaining.
Me: Okay, lets just trash this 问题 shall we?
Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One 或者 themselves?
Shaggy: Like Zoinks! It’s a, it’s a…
Washington: *rolls eyes* It’s your own reflection Shaggy.
Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Longford: *looks through bags* Umm Stone, 你 packed 食物 right?
Stone: I thought 你 packed food.
Longford: No that was your job! Forget this, I’m going to Italy.
Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
Mahajan: What happened to my boss?! She didn’t deserve this! Who will take care of her daughters!
The 测试 is over. 由 the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
Mason: Where are Fitch and Sanchez? *turns to me* 你 know where they are, right?
Me: Yeah, but I’m a bit too lazy to figure it out, they’re probably on their honeymoon and 你 really don’t want me to go into detail on that.
Write Down Ten 随意 Characters.
1.Damon Washington
2. Louis Fitch
3. John Stone
4. Captain
5. Maureen Mason
6. Shaggy Rodgers
7. Ariana Sanchez
8. Jesse Longford
9. Vikram Mahajan
10. Velma Dinkley
Four invites Three and Eight to 晚餐 at their own house. What happens?
Stone and Longford: Fitch?
Captain: Who?
Longford: So you’re not Fitch?
Captain: No.
你 need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One 或者 Six?
Me: This is pretty easy, no offense Damon, but you’ve got the crying baby and the annoying, I mean nice wife. Shaggy would be a good choice if I really want to get some sleep.
Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Velma: *very 迷失 walking along, opens up 随意 door* Ahhh! What the…this is not the library!
Fitch: *to Sanchez* I told 你 we should have locked the door.
Sanchez: *extremely embarrassed* 下一个 time we will.
Three falls in 爱情 with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Me, Stone, Shaggy and Longford: What the…?! No way, this 问题 will be trashed! *turn to each other laughing* Jinx!
Four jumps 你 in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, 或者 seven?
Captain: *jumps out from behind crate* BOO!
Me: What the…? Captain, 或者 is it…no never mind definitely Captain.
Captain: Affirmative.
Fitch: *runs into alley, gun drawn* Hey! Let her go! *sees Captain’s face* Who are you? Why do 你 look like me?
Me: Time for introductions, Captain, Fitch. Fitch, Captain. You’re both characters played 由 the same actor, Michael Imperioli, that’s why 你 look alike.
Fitch: Wait, what do 你 mean we’re characters? A character is fictional.
Me: I’m sorry, it had to come out sooner 或者 later. Didn’t 你 ever wonder why 你 can never remember what happens on days other than Tuesday? And Captain, weren’t 你 ever curious why 你 don’t have a first and last name, 或者 why 你 can never discover what yellow fever is?
Captain and Fitch: *both look like I’ve gave them some profound insight*
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen 分钟 later, what happens?
Washington: Great I have a new baby AND I have to do a cooking show? How am I supposed to manage? *takes burnt 比萨, 比萨饼 out of the oven*
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, 或者 Nine. Who do they choose?
Stone: Oh this is just sick, it’s all dudes.
Longford: I'll se pensate che permetteva di sposarsi, voi sei malato. (If 你 think I’ll marry you, you’re sick.) *leaves*
Mahajan: No way, dude! *also leaves*
Captain: * wonders out loud, kind of talking to me* I wonder what Michael Imperioli would do in a situation like this?
Me: 你 know, I actually don’t know, he’s played a lot of mobster characters so maybe…
Stone: *interrupts annoyed* Who the hell is this Michael guy 你 bought up and what does what you’re talking about even mean?
Me: It means you’ll be dead soon.
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Sanchez: * to Fitch* Okay, I’ll try to be polite here, I’m not going to hold a gun to your head 或者 anything, but I do have to handcuff you. *grins, dangles handcuffs*
Mason: *about to walk in to demand Sanchez sets Fitch free. 评论 directed towards me* They’re enjoying this way too much aren’t they?
Me: Yeah, sorry.
Mason: 你 corrupted my team!
Me: As a shipper of the two of them, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity.
Mason: Well I’m not going in there, even if I’m supposed to demand ransom.
Me: I wouldn’t either.
Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Stone: What did I do? I don’t deserve to die!
Me: Well I really don’t like you!
Stone: Why? *to others* Guys, 你 won’t believe this physco girl will you?
*everybody nods yes simultaneously*
Me: I don’t like 你 because you’re a pretty boy and 你 come in between my 秒 最喜爱的 couple.
Stone: Fine, I’ll stop chasing Sanchez if 你 don’t kill me.
Me: I don’t believe 你 *shoots him* Nobody says anything, we’re gonna make this look like a mob killing. *waves gun in others faces* Nobody says anything!
Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?
Longford: Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding, 你 invited Stone!
Sanchez: And I’m guessing he’ll be a no show.
Longford: Then maybe 你 can uninvite him and invite me instead?
Fitch and Sanchez: *consider this* Maybe.
Longford: Really guys, I invited 你 to my…okay actually I didn’t but the reason was I didn’t know 你 at the time!
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Shaggy: Oh my gosh, your hair! It’s so long and black!
Sanchez:* to me* Is this really why he’s scared of me?
Me: I couldn’t think of anything better.
Sanchez: How about either I have a gun 或者 most people think my fiancée is nuts?
Me: I’m not insulting Fitch, but the gun thing might work.
Shaggy: *starts panicking again* Zoinks! 你 have a gun! A gun! *repeats a gun over and over*
Me and Sanchez: We get it already!
Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?
Mahajan: Sorry I’m late I uh Mason made me fill out lots of papers.
Fitch: Mason’s right over there, and 你 didn’t have a case, so 你 didn’t have any paperwork.
Mahajan: Okay, I admit it I hate weddings. Marriage is icky. (not the best thing to say to the groom)
Fitch: O_O
Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Mason:*lecturing me* 你 never fill out your paperwork at the precinct, you’re a very bad detective! Come to think of it, 你 never 显示 up for work either.
Me: But that’s because I’m not a detective, I’m not even out of high school…
Mahajan: *slurred* Don’t lie to the Lieutenant, Detective, it makes her very angry.
Me: But I’m not a detective!
Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Mahajan: *To Sanchez* So I guess I have to kill you.
Me: Wait, wait you’re not supposed warn her!
Sanchez: Yeah, but I guess I’m not complaining.
Me: Okay, lets just trash this 问题 shall we?
Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One 或者 themselves?
Shaggy: Like Zoinks! It’s a, it’s a…
Washington: *rolls eyes* It’s your own reflection Shaggy.
Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Longford: *looks through bags* Umm Stone, 你 packed 食物 right?
Stone: I thought 你 packed food.
Longford: No that was your job! Forget this, I’m going to Italy.
Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
Mahajan: What happened to my boss?! She didn’t deserve this! Who will take care of her daughters!
The 测试 is over. 由 the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
Mason: Where are Fitch and Sanchez? *turns to me* 你 know where they are, right?
Me: Yeah, but I’m a bit too lazy to figure it out, they’re probably on their honeymoon and 你 really don’t want me to go into detail on that.
Eight 小时 lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are 你 a really bad singer, 或者 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 你 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, 你 be allowed to touch the 伦敦 broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge 超人 for dinner, would you?"
Every time 你 eat 或者 drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
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Ask, "Excuse me, are 你 a really bad singer, 或者 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 你 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, 你 be allowed to touch the 伦敦 broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge 超人 for dinner, would you?"
Every time 你 eat 或者 drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
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1. Grab your spoon and put 食物 on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water 或者 soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 表 and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When 你 take a drink of your water 或者 soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When 你 got your 甜点 (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives 你 a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
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2. When your parents arent looking splash water 或者 soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 表 and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When 你 take a drink of your water 或者 soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When 你 got your 甜点 (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives 你 a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!