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posted by lloonny
-Last night I lay in 床, 床上 looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-The only reason people get 迷失 in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.


-The road to success is always under construction.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-If 你 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist 说 something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Guys, I just want to say. I am so so glad that I've discovered fanpop. I've met some amazing people, I've read some inspiring things, and through 潮流粉丝俱乐部 I've gained confidence, and I've realized that I'm not alone in this world, there are other people going through what I go through. I've discovered reasons to back up what I believed before, which has made me believe them even more. I've had some amusing conversations, I've learnt things that I had no idea I didn't know, and I just want to say thanks. Thanks for being here when no one else was. I've been able to talk open-mindedly, gain support...
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posted by kitkat709477
Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to 你 after a break-up she wants 你 back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When 你 catch a girl glancing at you, she wants 你 to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with 你 she wants 你 to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When 你 break a girls 心 she still feels it when 你 run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at...
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posted by justinbieberfw
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the 大车, 购物车 saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask 随意 ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start 唱歌 Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to 随意 ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that 衬衫 is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
posted by simpleplan
really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. 你 ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If 枪 kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but 你 are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in...
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How many times do 你 get passed 由 and ignored in the halls at school? Wouldn't your morning be so much brighter if people actually acknowledged your existence? Of course it would. But since people are fickle, 你 must force them. Here's how to provoke a friendly greeting, 或者 at least make someone else feel happier as s/he comes glowering into the building.

Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened by...
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posted by teamian
Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it 说 From 2-4 years.

Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook 食物 stamps!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One 日 the husband comes 首页 from work and his wife says, "Honey, 你 know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could 你 fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and...
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posted by 1122ridr
 Em I going mad?
Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with 企鹅 stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy 或者 what? Do 你 think I'm going insane? I bet that 你 do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    You will never find anybody who can give 你 a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests 你 think she's pregnant unless 你 can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status 或者 ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that...
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My name is Angela, and I'm in 爱情 with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are 你 doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. 你 see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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Reasons I 爱情 You:

1) The way 你 stand 由 my side


2) The times 你 make sure nothing will harm me


3) How 你 always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, 你 take the pain away with a joke


5) How 你 always look deep into my eyes


6) How 你 can make my 心 melt with your soft lips


7) The way 你 hold my hand so tight


8) The way 你 never let my hands go


8) How 你 always watch out for me


9) They way 你 make sure I have everything I need


10) How 你 always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When 你 buy me things out of the blue


12) How 你 say the cutest...
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posted by wisegirl778
Hehe


1: Post an artical like this!
2: Go to the community pool.
3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute.
4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you.
5: Look up your least 最喜爱的 teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard
6: Get together with your 老友记 and go to the mall 或者 something that guys do
7: Go nightswimming
8: Grab your ipod的, ipod and lay on your 床, 床上 listening to every song on it.
9: Look up 随意 people in your yearbook and if 你 know them call them.
10: Play a prank on your little sibling...
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added by BiteMeCullen107
Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD

-are 你 from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when 你 fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have 迷失 my number, can I have yours
-if 你 were a booger I'd pick 你 first
-help the homeless...take me 首页 with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do 你 have a map? Because I keep getting 迷失 in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new...
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This has probably happened to a lot of 你 because of taking notes in class.

Have 你 ever got a little blister 或者 callus because of 写作 too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure 或者 rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the 吉他 或者 even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So 你 have some calluses and 你 want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

你 can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with 柠檬 for 10 分钟 and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams 或者 杏仁 oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and 你 will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If 你 Want to work for people ....Make your 心 the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If 你 want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As 你 are the creator of your life, similarly 你 are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for 你
*always forget what 你 did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
There’s nothing better than that moment when 你 have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely 更多 intelligent than 你 really are. I have picked out some of her 收藏夹 to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended 由 the T- 衬衫 slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the 衬衫 isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five 年 old boy wearing a 衬衫 that 说 "Girls Have Cooties" 或者 "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female 或者 male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have 你 ever seen a T.V. 显示 where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.